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The li fug_gers won't leave my chickens alone.
I've stood outside in my underwear at 2 in the morning with a flashlight in one hand and a rifle in the other and smoked the little bastards more than once.
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The li fug_gers won't leave my chickens alone.
I've stood outside in my underwear at 2 in the morning with a flashlight in one hand and a rifle in the other and smoked the little bastards more than once.  Bet that would have made a nice DVD... Maybe even U-Tube material... DF
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My dad grabbed a jackrabbit one time. After it let him go he came home with his jacket shredded from the hind legs. He let all the others go after that. ED K
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I had a neighbor a few years back that just moved here from the city. He came over and ask me if I had a pair of gloves he could use. I gave him a pair of cotton gloves that I had on my tractor. I asked him what he needed them for, he told me he had a animal up his tree. Now here you go this is going to get good, I did grab the video camera and if I can find the tape and someone will post it for me its some mighty funny [bleep]. The porcupine won that round hands down but did lose a lot of his quills. I never laughed so hard in my life. Can't fix stupid
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Last time I gave one of the local brothers a freshly ventilated, fat coon, he was so happy, there were tears in his eyes. Now, why wouldn't you want to share such joy. Seems the demand from those folks peaks around Thanksgiving time. I always enjoy Thanksgiving...  DF Yup. After deer season I thinned some out around feeders with dog proof traps. When I took the neighbor 3 fresh coons you'd a thought I'd gave him a $100 bill.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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The li fug_gers won't leave my chickens alone.
I've stood outside in my underwear at 2 in the morning with a flashlight in one hand and a rifle in the other and smoked the little bastards more than once. I'm guessing your neighbors are still having the "what's been seen can't be unseen" conversation........😁
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In the 80s my wife complained of a smell in the garage. After a while of looking around I traced the smell to a possum the had gotten his tail jammed in the ceiling brace for the door rails and was hanging dead upside down. Probably been there a couple of days.
Beware of thieves, scammers and dishonest members on the "Fire" classifieds. Ya there is a thief here too. Whatever!!
They're all around the CampFire and everywhere.
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--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Had a neighbor come over and ask to barrow a ladder. He said a raccoon was stuck in a tree in his backyard and he was going to help it down. Would you loan your ladder to him? I would loan him the ladder and then start filming a video for youtube comedy hour
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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The li fug_gers won't leave my chickens alone.
I've stood outside in my underwear at 2 in the morning with a flashlight in one hand and a rifle in the other and smoked the little bastards more than once. I'm guessing your neighbors are still having the "what's been seen can't be unseen" conversation........😁 Seems that vision in my mind's eye lingers... I can sympathize with the neighbors... DF
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Leave 'em alone! He'll be dead come morning, along side the road.
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The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
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Please tell me your neighbor is sacharlie!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Why in hell aren't we watching a video about now.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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If there is a 'God of Hilarity and Things That Ought to Be', the neighbor went into the tree after this guy's cousin... ![[Linked Image]](http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n29/birddown/funny/coondog.jpg)
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Shoot them all. They got in my chicken coop again and lost some good hens. The week before the neighbors Black Lab got 2 or 3 of them. Had 10, now I 'm down to 5. I got 6 coons this week, so far. ( Coon cuff traps.)
But the fruits of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness,faithfulness, Gentleness and self control. Against such things there is no law. Galations 5: 22&23
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Tell the neighbor to grab it by the scruff of the neck and stuff it in the front of his shirt so he has both hands free to climb down.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Why in hell aren't we watching a video about now. Was wondering the same thing, I awoke early this am hoping for the video, what a let down.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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To those who went to get a six-pack
That's overkill
You won't have time to fully enjoy the first!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
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