One or two transmissions laying in your yard and a car up on blocks....you can bet ya sweet azz you are a certified REDNECK!

More furniture in your yard than in your house,,,,,

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without - You just might be a redneck.

If your high school had a day care center,,,,,?

More running chest freezers than cars....

Your old lady has more tattoos than you do,,,,,,,

If your front porch falls down and 3 dogs get injured

If your high school homecoming queen is 6 months pregnant,,,,

If the directions include "when you get off the pavement" - or the mileage
"It's the first house on the left, about 13 miles out from town"

If family reunions are your idea of where to pick up new women,,,,

This is not funny.

Who asked you ?

Stick around you might yet smile.
Grins

Hitting a little close to home.

If your local post office is 25 mailboxes on a rail fence.. you might be a red neck..

That also describes Alaska bush folk and those living a ways out on the road system. And they're all outside to take advantage of not having to run them in the sub-zero winters.

Rednecks perhaps in practice, but not necessarily culturally.

If you've other people stalking and hatn' on you on the internet, while you live rent free in their heads 24/7, you just might be a redneck

If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, 'in front of her kids'........................you might be a redneck/

Gunner I actually lol. I must be a redneck, but out daughter was a little.older.

If you think fine entertainment is a six pack of beer and a bug zapper.

good one

If your vehicle payments, rims and tats, booze bill are accumulatively worth more than your annual rent and annual income.

If you’ve ever been asked for identification and you showed em your belt buckle.

If your pickup truck won’t hold all your guns....

I took offense to that one.

You think it's a good thing that your dna matches your wife's.

A Redneck Mexican Magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a Trace.

Guilty

(But two are uprights)

My freezers and running vehicle number run side by side. Today.

I take offense to these jokes and I'm hereby BANNING all of them from this point forward. Consider me triggered and angry enough to throw my latte'.....I'll hold my breath! I'm not kidding!!!!!!

If your toilet paper is a sears catalog, you are a redneck.