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If you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, 'in front of her kids'........................you might be a redneck/ good one If your vehicle payments, rims and tats, booze bill are accumulatively worth more than your annual rent and annual income.
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If you’ve ever been asked for identification and you showed em your belt buckle.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace" from Numbers 6:24-26
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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If your pickup truck won’t hold all your guns....
I took offense to that one.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace" from Numbers 6:24-26
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You think it's a good thing that your dna matches your wife's.
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Posts: 13,846 Likes: 2
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2005
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A Redneck Mexican Magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a Trace.
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Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 67,440 Likes: 62
Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Jan 2012
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More running chest freezers than cars.... Guilty (But two are uprights)
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Aug 2017
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More running chest freezers than cars.... Guilty (But two are uprights) My freezers and running vehicle number run side by side. Today.
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Posts: 10,183 Likes: 6
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Feb 2018
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I take offense to these jokes and I'm hereby BANNING all of them from this point forward. Consider me triggered and angry enough to throw my latte'.....I'll hold my breath! I'm not kidding!!!!!!
Last edited by reivertom; 06/22/20.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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If your toilet paper is a sears catalog, you are a redneck.
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