To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and, those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.



As Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – the same bacteria found in feces.



In other words, we could be consuming more than 1 kilo of poop annually.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor).



This is because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering
and fermenting.



Remember:
Water = Poop

Wine = Health



Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,



Than to drink water and be full of [bleep].


Not sure if our politicians are overdosing on water or wine.

I like that, more Bud Light for me!!!!

And water ain’t the only thing that flows downhill.

Well then There you have it, tonight I’m doing wine.

I'll drink to that !

^^^THIS^^^

"I never drink water- - - - - -fish fornicate in it!"
W.C. Fields

In that case, Blackheart and gunswizard drink ALOT OF WATER.

Another prime use is when on a date with a beautiful babe, "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."

L.W.

OP: Did you tell that to your professors just before you flunked out of medical school?

Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

It is not exactly accurate to equate a liter of E.coli to a liter of poop. It is also in all probability wildly inaccurate to claim our drinking water is 1/365th E.coli. That's "parts per hundred." In reality, the concentration is parts per million. Or billion, perhaps. So the entire claim is bogus on its face. Our drinking water is perfectly safe. (It is also wildly exaggerated to call Bud Light beer, in my opinion.)

That said, I am an enthusiastic consumer of all things from the god Bacchus. One does not obviate the other. I am looking forward eagerly to my evening cocktail (tonight it'll be a Beefeaters Gimlet) and a bottle of Leinie's Summer Shandy with dinner.

I dont drink at all, water only, and am NOT full of (bleep), being pure as the wind driven snow.

Nevertheless, I stole this and sent it on to some friends who really need it.

Hey Y'all it is just a joke, well except the whiskey & beer part.

Bob on the Fob.
The Queer in the rear with the gear.
Dont have to worry about things.....


Isolated Combat outpost are thankful for Log drops when they happen whether by truck or bird.

1st time we got a black hawk slung pallet of this.
The label was.
A little disconcerting........

Says levels of crap are 0.
But........
Why even list it if that is the case????

I sent this label to khan in a letter june 03 ish from Mosul.


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Better than the King Faud rose perfumed royal douche bag water for pilgrims going to Mecca they gave us in the 101st for about a week during desert sheild/ storm

The rag heads took solvent to the things and scrubbed the words " "for pilgrims" off in english and arabic...
And left the words "A royal gift" on the bags of water.
We drank em for about 2 days.
They finally set up the WPU,s
Royal douche bags so bad, it made WPU chlorine water drinkable.

Royal douch bags gave alot of us the schitts...
Word got back thru interpreters to the saudi royalty the 101 infantry brigades were calling em royal douche bags and not drinking the crap and using it to wash our uniforms with....

Fugging ragheads .
Fugging up by the numbers.....




Lol!!!