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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and, those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – the same bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we could be consuming more than 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor).
This is because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of [bleep].
Not sure if our politicians are overdosing on water or wine.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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I like that, more Bud Light for me!!!!
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Campfire Kahuna
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And water ain’t the only thing that flows downhill.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Well then There you have it, tonight I’m doing wine.
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I like that, more Bud Light for me!!!! ^^^THIS^^^
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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"I never drink water- - - - - -fish fornicate in it!" W.C. Fields
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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In that case, Blackheart and gunswizard drink ALOT OF WATER.
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Another prime use is when on a date with a beautiful babe, "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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OP: Did you tell that to your professors just before you flunked out of medical school?
Don't blame me. I voted for Trump.
Democrats would burn this country to the ground, if they could rule over the ashes.
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Another prime use is when on a date with a beautiful babe, "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." L.W. Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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It is not exactly accurate to equate a liter of E.coli to a liter of poop. It is also in all probability wildly inaccurate to claim our drinking water is 1/365th E.coli. That's "parts per hundred." In reality, the concentration is parts per million. Or billion, perhaps. So the entire claim is bogus on its face. Our drinking water is perfectly safe. (It is also wildly exaggerated to call Bud Light beer, in my opinion.)
That said, I am an enthusiastic consumer of all things from the god Bacchus. One does not obviate the other. I am looking forward eagerly to my evening cocktail (tonight it'll be a Beefeaters Gimlet) and a bottle of Leinie's Summer Shandy with dinner.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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I dont drink at all, water only, and am NOT full of (bleep), being pure as the wind driven snow. Nevertheless, I stole this and sent it on to some friends who really need it.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Hey Y'all it is just a joke, well except the whiskey & beer part.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Bob on the Fob. The Queer in the rear with the gear. Dont have to worry about things..... Isolated Combat outpost are thankful for Log drops when they happen whether by truck or bird. 1st time we got a black hawk slung pallet of this. The label was. A little disconcerting........ Says levels of crap are 0. But........ Why even list it if that is the case???? I sent this label to khan in a letter june 03 ish from Mosul. private image uploadBetter than the King Faud rose perfumed royal douche bag water for pilgrims going to Mecca they gave us in the 101st for about a week during desert sheild/ storm The rag heads took solvent to the things and scrubbed the words " "for pilgrims" off in english and arabic... And left the words "A royal gift" on the bags of water. We drank em for about 2 days. They finally set up the WPU,s Royal douche bags so bad, it made WPU chlorine water drinkable. Royal douch bags gave alot of us the schitts... Word got back thru interpreters to the saudi royalty the 101 infantry brigades were calling em royal douche bags and not drinking the crap and using it to wash our uniforms with.... Fugging ragheads . Fugging up by the numbers..... Lol!!!
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