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Elk gores man at Colorado golf course, punctures kidney

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Take the antlers before theres a problem, then go to court.
It was a golfer, he probably deserved it.
In the comments: "Should've used a 30-.06 iron"
Few years back the mayor of Grand Lake was killed on the golf course by a moose. Been a while back now.
Originally Posted by Morewood
In the comments: "Should've used a 30-.06 iron"


LOL!
Ouch! That would suck!
Moral of the story would be to not trash talk an elk after he triples an easy par 5.......
But what did he make in the hole? And does that merit a mulligan?
I hope the victim was a democRAT....
The elk got a hole in one!!! 😀
Every golfer needs to be armed and ready when out on the course. No extra strokes for bagging an elk or deer. Let others play through as you dress them. Turkeys are fair game too.
Elk probably wanted to play through and the golfer was being a dick. Poor etiquette on the golfer's part. The elk will get penalized 2 strokes for goring.
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
It was a golfer, he probably deserved it.


I bet the elk didn't like those silly dang plaid shorts or the collared Izod shirt
Should have been at home watching the latest Space X launch
Now that's just plain ol' mean.

No extra pickled bologna for you today sir.
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
It was a golfer, he probably deserved it.


You are indeed an ignorant fuquestick for wishing harm on anyone. At least I bet he wasn't in spandex strutting and showing off his nuts to the other guys..........
This is why i choot elks.
Originally Posted by Whelenman
The elk got a hole in one!!! 😀


Hahaha. Winner, winner.....
Originally Posted by Seafire
I hope the victim was a democRAT....


Yes, an anti hunting one.
Probably tried to make the elk wear a mask.
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