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Campfire Kahuna
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Take the antlers before theres a problem, then go to court.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
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Campfire Ranger
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It was a golfer, he probably deserved it.
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Campfire Ranger
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In the comments: "Should've used a 30-.06 iron"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Few years back the mayor of Grand Lake was killed on the golf course by a moose. Been a while back now.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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In the comments: "Should've used a 30-.06 iron" LOL!
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Regular
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Moral of the story would be to not trash talk an elk after he triples an easy par 5.......
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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But what did he make in the hole? And does that merit a mulligan?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I hope the victim was a democRAT....
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.” ~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
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Campfire Outfitter
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The elk got a hole in one!!! 😀
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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Campfire Regular
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Every golfer needs to be armed and ready when out on the course. No extra strokes for bagging an elk or deer. Let others play through as you dress them. Turkeys are fair game too.
God Bless America
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Elk probably wanted to play through and the golfer was being a dick. Poor etiquette on the golfer's part. The elk will get penalized 2 strokes for goring.
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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Campfire 'Bwana
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It was a golfer, he probably deserved it. I bet the elk didn't like those silly dang plaid shorts or the collared Izod shirt
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Should have been at home watching the latest Space X launch
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Now that's just plain ol' mean.
No extra pickled bologna for you today sir.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Tracker
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It was a golfer, he probably deserved it. You are indeed an ignorant fuquestick for wishing harm on anyone. At least I bet he wasn't in spandex strutting and showing off his nuts to the other guys..........
It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ μολὼν λαβέ
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Campfire Oracle
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This is why i choot elks.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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Campfire Oracle
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The elk got a hole in one!!! 😀 Hahaha. Winner, winner.....
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Oracle
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I hope the victim was a democRAT.... Yes, an anti hunting one.
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
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