Mama Mia! Dats a one spicy meata-ball! Eat your hearts out skinny ass beeches!

Is she a lezzy too?

Transgender sumo wrestler it looks like

*****GAG***** Is nothing sacred?

There's someone for everyone. That one ain't for me.

Can’t believe SI is pimping white privilege like that. Shame on them. Disgusting.

Fat mf'er right there, you can have that all to yourself. Camel toe like a truck tire intertube.

Don't know. Don't care. Why would I?

I'd mount that like a thoroughbred. Good old bigun's and big old good ens.

Paging Hanco!

Paging Hanco!

That bikini took a 20X20 tarp to make.

Heres one for the haters.....for those timid souls among you who prefer a snack to a meal!

Wow! That gal's big enough to eat hay and schidt on the streets.

L.W.

I wouldn't f*** her with your dick. What a hog.
Don't even want to think of seeing that walking around my bedroom naked.

That's how the Pro Athletes like them anyway so why not>>>>>

I like 'em a little chubby, but she don't do anything for me.

Bet she(it) has a brown spot under its tail..

I couldn’t afford that

😳

There's a middle ground called "healthy." You should look into it.

Sorry but I ain't into going hoggin' on the beach. Have at it. I'll pass.

That's Karen Carpenter!

Not something you should probably need concern yourself with.

Put the fat one in a cistern

Take the skinny to golden corral a few times



This isn’t that difficult

Wasn’t she voted Miss Auschwitz ?

Gross AF.
When did obesity become hot?...🤔

No way I could pick her up. Interpreted any way you want.

I'm loving these replies. Its like being back in High School!

If things get too cozy, I still want to be able to hear the stereo...just sayin'

Uncle Alvah is a fa-ggot,left winger and never-Trumper.

It's no wonder he likes fat pigs.lol

Since political correctness took over, and media amplified it with poster children for it. (The one in the photo is one of the chosen ones.)

You scored a lot of fatties in High School, huh? Most guys didn't see any challenge in that, but for others, it was likely a necessity.

10 years in prison and I still wouldn't touch either w/a 10' pole .

Warm in the winter, shady in the summer...

Not for me though.

Uncle Alvah is queer.

He's pretending to like women in the same manner Obama pretends to be married.

I get a little chuckle outta threads like this. Reminds me of a guy a know.
About 45, he'd go about 335, high blood pressure, diabetes, comes home from work and sits his ass in front of the TV with a 12 pack, only way he could get a hard on is with two popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape, says he's no longer attracted to his long term girlfriend because she's gained too much weight.

I sorta doubt that's the only reason he ain't gettin' any at home...............

Of course, I like 'em with curves.

Harpoon that beached whale!

If we give you a few minutes is it possible you could come up with something even more dimwitted to say? Comon, boy, give it a try. lol

Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer.

Man up and admit most of you had probably tapped a big woman a time or two over the years Big women need love, too. Even if it's only that once and you were stumblin' drunk at the time.

Lol

By golly you did it! You are now the official dimwit Guru!
Impressive. You should give dimwit lessons.

Her twin sister.

Greg

Not even the name Hunter can salvage that hail damaged mess for me.

I bet she can cook.


Probably a nice gal.

She probably won't argue about which restaurant you take her to, either.

But can she split and stack firewood????

She's probably tough. It looks like she rode out a bad hailstorm outdoors.

Whoo yeh, dat ass look like a bag o nickels. I feel rich

Where's the purple hair?

I don’t need my woman skinny. I just need her to have enough respect for herself (and for me) to not become grossly fat.

Lack of self-respect and self-control are not qualities to be celebrated, in my estimation.

She wouldn't. Actual work would ruin her "figure."

Well that was a big disappointment. On to the next thread.

Like I was sayin..

Bigger da cushin', better da pushin'

Would she eat a Twinkie dated 1971?

I'd hit it and take her Golden Corral afterwards

Puttin' a lot of faith in those grommets.

#safetyglasses.......

Skinny brotha,s be all over that phatt blonde.

PAWG dont do it for me.

She is the perfect example of a *Last Call* bar hook-up.

Order 3 shots of Patrón Silver. Slam 2, give her one to kill anything sepsis in her mouth. Then take her somewhere in low light and rail on it.

🦫

Ruff crowd🤣

Just don’t let her roll over on ya’ in the middle of the night 😳

Damn...just, damn.

The Marxist Social Engineering is ramping up.

You'd have to force feed her to get her up to standard for half the fire members

She and I could make some GREAT offensive linemen.

If I got stuck with Carano we'd have to settle for making linebackers.

Straight from Alaska Tent and Tarp!

She’s 5 pounds shy of market weight.

Puke! so that's what a Rotunda looks like...pass, it ever gets that rough, i do not have arthritis, and do know the local IGA sells lard by the buckets, that's okay lulu roman, i'll do it.

I would take her home, warm soft cuddly.

When she approaches RR crossings, the trains stop for HER!

Is that Renegade's new dog? lol

lol

Boyfriend has to carry two pictures of her because she doesn't fit in one.....

Time for "your moma's so fat" jokes.....

Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers.

Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.

Rhonda Rousey really let herself go.

She looks bitchy but at least she's not all tatted up.

3.4/10

Somehow I should never have doubted you know the routine.

Got an Arby's five for $5.00 in her britches

With Horsey Sauce

Just shows the readership of SI to be groid, nothing more.
They always did bang the fat white girls, as far back as I remember.
Used to be the fat red haired ones, bastard kids looked like Ben Russ Troll dolls.

But back in college I saw a hot blonde, and then came in behind her the dude, a purple black dude.
Told my buddy that was the end of the world as we know it.

I'd split em all like dry pine!

She has a net worth of $6.5 million.....just saying.

You just have to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama is so fat her blood type is gravy.

Yo mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

After rendering?

Lol

Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.

You know for a fact she swallows.

Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo' momma so fat, her legs make corduroy sounds when she nekkid.

When this gal goes to the ocean, the whales watch her.

Well . . . . . . . .that changes my opinion of her all together. 🤣🤣

She could buy a lot of twinkies with that.

Already has.

Looks like she has.

Exactly. No tattoos is a definite plus, BUT she definitely looks very bitchy, which is what really makes her unattractive.

She's not THAT fat.

Everything.

She gots her own zip code.

Tats sell by the square inch, not by the acre.

Reminds me of an expression an old timer used to emphasize how large a woman his aunt had been.....

She had 40 lbs of pure hanging puzzy....

Nasty

Should be arrested for having 75 pounds of crack between her legs.

You mama so fat, your dad has to hire a rodeo clown to distract her so he can get the groceries in the house!

When she walk by the TV, you miss 3 episodes!

Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.

🦫

With a steamroller.

To make her a snakeskin belt, you'll need one of those Burmese pythons from Florida.

Yep. Niqqers love dim fat white chicks.

LMFAOROTFF!

Ooh, I love these...

Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.

Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with flesh eating disease the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama so fat she snacks on "Wheat Thicks".

With chicks that fat you just roll them in flour and go for the Wet Spot.

The softer the cushion the better the pushing

So funny....
I must be rent free in your head???

I cant even remember the last time I ever took a shot at you on here.
Let alone posted in reply to anything concerning you.


Leave my dog out of it.
He is being brought back to health.
And is currently doing excellent and is gaining weight...

I’m feeling a little judged here, G.

😜🦫

Neither would be my choice but if those were my only options, I would prefer her over that emaciated one. That one looks like she has a disease.

I'd say that hits home with a lot of the commenter's here.
I'd do the cubby before skin and bones

I like slender women, but not Auschwitz chic.

If you can't feed'em don't breed them. I've rode bigger when I was impaired.

That is a.bubble.khunnnt

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

I didn’t know SI had a Walrus Beauty Contest. I see they have a real mama!

I'd fuqk her brains out for half a mil.........Then she'd have six mill left and be stupid and ugly.........

She does. It’s called anorexia. Sad.

There used to be a girl like that at the gym. Apparently she came in 5 or 6 times a day, and spent 45 to 60 minutes on the treadmill. She passed out once. She got banned from the gym. Dunno if she’s still alive. It’s sad.

Reminds me of a friends brother, Little Mexican dude named Jude. Jude is about 5'2" maybe 110lbs soaking wet can't stand to look at a woman under 250lbs, he just loves them big gals.

The OP's woman is made for cold winter nights. The rest of the year, not so much. I could do without the puffy lips.

That first pic belongs in the heifer thread

I would freeze to depth before I'd pile up with that bitch.

With the weather you're getting down there, you just might...

Yep, after running with a feminine 5' 8" 122 lbs for 30 years always knew what I liked, have had my shots with the bigguns, cant shoot pool with a rope, a mans got to like what he's looking at, just aint gonna plow grease man.

Mine's 5'4" and 115, I know what you mean.

LOL, nothing like wealth through affirmative action, we can ask bacrack and michael obongo the same.

You bet man, a woman has to look and feel like a woman, not some damn perfumed painted up linebacker.

🎼 Once, twice, three times a lady. 🎼

I like the middle ground. Social engineering ignoring the health risk. A roll over during the night could kill ya!

Industrial grade grommets tied with paracord.

Hot Damn!

Phuging disgusting pig.

Her face actually looks pretty good if it's anorexia. Have you seen pics of Karen Carpenter in her last year? It was scary sad.

Joe Ro is a few years ahead of you losers:

That was not a "shot" at all. It was a joke, Rory. I know you'll treat that dog right and get it back to health. I thought you would get the humor but I guess not. I apologize.

YUCK !!!!!!

I don't mind a few curves, but I draw the line at sheer drops and sharp inclines...not much on the bumpy patches on the thighs either.

I don't know why anyone would even look at a SI swimsuit issue at this point.
Remember, a couple years back they put a tranny in one.
Next they will be just putting them in every issue.

Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer.

It ain't worth the feed bill though.

Moral here: Ya'll be sure to take good care of your Super-Model wives. .

Some of us have hot wives and don't have to fuqk fat ass skanks. Don't be a hater Mr Rounder Pounder

Where have you gone Cheryl Tiegs. The nation turn it's horny eyes to you.

I let my reaction go a little far yesterday.
Thank you for the PM

I apologize also.
I should have thought a bit longer about even making that post yesterday.

Com’mon Ren, you know you gotta good lookin dog. I think he know’s he’s found a pretty good home!
(thumbs up)

Yeah, some of you....maybe.....theres no hate in this post that came from me.......back to 3rd grade Bozo.....you might graduate someday.

LMAO

Certainly to each his own J.

I just always got a kick out of dudes that quit caring about their physique 15 years and 75 pounds ago trying to sound so discerning about the female form.

In college, you’d bang a fat chick, or not, but fat dudes were always the ones that lived in vehement fat chick denial.

That's a meme thing, right? Holy fatcq.

I believe that's "The Rock" POS that he is.

Is she Canadian or from Minnesota. She’s got some hams.

I’d jam it in there and just look at her face while getting a handful of those hooters. She’d do
L
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Bob

Settle down. Sensitive much?

Good one! A little Simon and Garfunkel.
Yes, those were the days, we sort of took it for granted back then, but the swimsuit gals were all pretty and pretty close to 36 24 36

Today, you are supposed to be a bigot or misogynistic if you say you like the pretty, sexy girls.

C.R.E.E.P.Y.

At least her boobs appear to be real...