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Campfire Ranger
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She is the perfect example of a *Last Call* bar hook-up.
Order 3 shots of Patrón Silver. Slam 2, give her one to kill anything sepsis in her mouth. Then take her somewhere in low light and rail on it.
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Posts: 6,669
Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Posts: 15,801 Likes: 7
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Just don’t let her roll over on ya’ in the middle of the night 😳
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Posts: 10,704 Likes: 1
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Posts: 8,793
Campfire Outfitter
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The Marxist Social Engineering is ramping up.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Posts: 18,479 Likes: 2
Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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You'd have to force feed her to get her up to standard for half the fire members
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Posts: 13,777 Likes: 6
Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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She and I could make some GREAT offensive linemen.
If I got stuck with Carano we'd have to settle for making linebackers.
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Posts: 86,328 Likes: 32
Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 86,328 Likes: 32 |
Mama Mia! Dats a one spicy meata-ball! Eat your hearts out skinny ass beeches! That bikini took a 20X20 tarp to make. Straight from Alaska Tent and Tarp! She’s 5 pounds shy of market weight.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Posts: 46,277 Likes: 2
Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 46,277 Likes: 2 |
Puke! so that's what a Rotunda looks like...pass, it ever gets that rough, i do not have arthritis, and do know the local IGA sells lard by the buckets, that's okay lulu roman, i'll do it.
Trump Won!
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Campfire Outfitter
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I would take her home, warm soft cuddly.
There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle----Robert Alden . If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Mama Mia! Dats a one spicy meata-ball! Eat your hearts out skinny ass beeches! When she approaches RR crossings, the trains stop for HER!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Heres one for the haters.....for those timid souls among you who prefer a snack to a meal! Is that Renegade's new dog? lol
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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She's probably tough. It looks like she rode out a bad hailstorm outdoors. lol
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Posts: 16,167 Likes: 9 |
Boyfriend has to carry two pictures of her because she doesn't fit in one.....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 16,167 Likes: 9 |
Time for "your moma's so fat" jokes.....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2007
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Yo mama so fat she goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Mama Mia! Dats a one spicy meata-ball! Eat your hearts out skinny ass beeches! Rhonda Rousey really let herself go.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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She looks bitchy but at least she's not all tatted up.
3.4/10
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