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Using that nature of the animal thing against em again.
Raining right now....
Gonna be on and off till 9ish per radar.
Just gonna sit here and watch over the 2 Jezebel's.
On a nice peice of high ground with about 250 yds of fully visible slope going to the east along these mature pines
Sitting about 15 ft in the pines myself with a excellent veiw down slope into them to the south...


Dekes by the Roosting area in the clear firebreak..
Birds been getting pizzed on all night thunderstorms.
They cant stand being in the wet underbrush .
Hit open areas and shake off like wet dogs after fly down.

I know their are at least 3 birds in this unlogged mature pine roosting area.
Aint heard a gobble yet.
Not even gonna make noise till I hear em fly down and they start making calls.


I'm a Dick using a aspect of a animals nature and habits to kill em..


LMFAO!!!!

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Did you see Cannon again?
Good luck!
I'm in area 21
Suckchon DZ.
Sounds like a good setup. Hope you bust one.
Birds are silent.
Sometimes they stay on roost in weather like this for awhile.
Aint heard no fly downs.
All the other birds normally greeting the day are silent.
Aint even heard no crows.
I think slumlord is on apple pie detail or some schit.

He got like 4000 apples from his play the food bank gig.


Schit bit him in the azz when mrs slumlord seen em all and got a idea I'm pretty sure.

Called him yesterday.
On peeling and slicing apple detail.


He will probably spend the day having to make pies and deliver em to people all over the county....
That's what I'm geussing is going down....

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Are you wearing clothes?
The real true purists don’t wear clothes. They rub their bodies down with charcoal and hunt them with a knife β€˜tween their teeth. Lol
Originally Posted by m_stevenson
Are you wearing clothes?
The real true purists don’t wear clothes. They rub their bodies down with charcoal and hunt them with a knife β€˜tween their teeth. Lol

Lord of da flies!!!!

Just starting to hear crows in the distance.
You bring a rifle too? 🀣🀣🀣
Good luck Rene, it’s mornings like that where the activities are later.
Is it supposed to be sunny the rest of the day?
I use calls, decoys and a (gasp) blind every time out. Then I stare at my phone 98% of the time.

I'm ultra non-purist...lol.
Originally Posted by mirage243
You bring a rifle too? 🀣🀣🀣

Got the custom 8x57
Loaded up with 196 gr spce,s

Bird comes within 250 yds.
Dead meat man..
Dead meat...
LOL!!!
Good luck. I'm hoping I can squeeze in a little time to hunt this spring.
Originally Posted by mirage243
You bring a rifle too? 🀣🀣🀣


This⬆️

Gotta have a rifle for full Turkey Jackass status.

I'm thinking about using my crossbow, after I get one for the pot.

So many options, but only two tags. Alas and alack!
Rifle? JFC that's fuggin heresy.

I use a recurve bow.
Rain and storms like this overnight.
Animals and birds seem to be 1 to 2 hrs delayed in getting their day started.
Crows are the 1st usually to get going.
They been cawing and flying for about 15 or so mins.
Bout an hour behind their usual deal.
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Rifle? JFC that's fuggin heresy.

I use a recurve bow.



I gots da boomstick man.
Rifle aint allowed around here.

LOL!!!
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Rifle? JFC that's fuggin heresy.

I use a recurve bow.



I gots da boomstick man.
Rifle aint allowed around here.

LOL!!!


OK, I'll give you a pass. πŸ˜‚
29 turkeys strolled through the back yard this morning. There's a big Tom pecking the front bumper on my truck, currently. They like chrome alot.
These next 2-3 weeks should get good.
Last 3 weeks of april around here is usually the best.
Originally Posted by m_stevenson
Good luck Rene, it’s mornings like that where the activities are later.
Is it supposed to be sunny the rest of the day?

Yep.
Cloud cover is breaking up somewhat.
Good luck, i gots 2weeks to wait before my season here. Choot em in da face.
Originally Posted by MM879
29 turkeys strolled through the back yard this morning. There's a big Tom pecking the front bumper on my truck, currently. They like chrome alot.

Probably seeing his reflection.
LOL!!!
Anything goes here, except airguns. Next door in VA, airguns are okay, even for Bambi-whacking.

Deer are kinda pushing it IMO, but turkeys would seem to be well within reason for a .30+ caliber. I’ve yet to see one I can afford that I’d want to tote around the woods though. They look awkward.
nothing like a warm spring sunrise with some birds around. reminds me of hunting with the old man. he never got a turkey. of course turkeys were almost unheard of around here in the 50's-70's. we used to pile into the willys and head back the mountain at oh-dark-30 and usually be in the bar by 11.

dillonbuck probably knows where Shortys was. it was our regular stop.
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by MM879
29 turkeys strolled through the back yard this morning. There's a big Tom pecking the front bumper on my truck, currently. They like chrome alot.

Probably seeing his reflection.
LOL!!!

Maybe you should get your shotgun chromed?
I had to wait for a flock of the stupid buzzard wannabe birds to get out of my way trying to walk into work last week.

I'll go hunt and barely see anything but ticks.
Depth in this pic sucks.
Slopes down into a creek bed that is rather open
Bout 125ish yds down to south are 50 70 yr old pines and mature hardwoods.
Where they was gobbling monday.
Last saturday running and gunning took me thru this area playing terrian games with em

Bout 3 or 4 trees surrounded with cheetos all over the ground.

Aint no way in broad daylight Im poking in their.
Birds be busting outta roost I bet if I did.


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Originally Posted by MM879
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by MM879
29 turkeys strolled through the back yard this morning. There's a big Tom pecking the front bumper on my truck, currently. They like chrome alot.

Probably seeing his reflection.
LOL!!!

Maybe you should get your shotgun chromed?

Like Tijuana mexican pimped out???
Or IDGAF if you was a Republican Guard Colonel retirement present blinged out

LOL!!!

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I wonder what would happen if you stuck a big mirror in your decoys. Could be hilarious.
Originally Posted by MM879
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by MM879
29 turkeys strolled through the back yard this morning. There's a big Tom pecking the front bumper on my truck, currently. They like chrome alot.

Probably seeing his reflection.
LOL!!!

Maybe you should get your shotgun chromed?

No, that would just get him busted by the birds. He needs to replace his dekes with a chrome bumper or two.
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by MM879
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by MM879
29 turkeys strolled through the back yard this morning. There's a big Tom pecking the front bumper on my truck, currently. They like chrome alot.

Probably seeing his reflection.
LOL!!!

Maybe you should get your shotgun chromed?

Like Tijuana mexican pimped out???
Or IDGAF if you was a Republican Guard Colonel retirement present blinged out

LOL!!!

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No, I was thinking Honor Guard for a Turkey Funeral
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
I wonder what would happen if you stuck a big mirror in your decoys. Could be hilarious.

Have you ever seen them sneak shields that are mirrored some guys use to put moves on field birds.

Buncha vids out their.

Toms charging right up to em.
Totally pissed off.

LOL!!!!
need to put out a bird feeder full of millet. brings them to within 25 feet of my house all the time. i don't have the heart to shoot the birds around here. be like shooting a neighbor or something. of course where i hunt, you're lucky to see 2 week old scratchings.
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Rifle? JFC that's fuggin heresy.

I use a recurve bow.



I gots da boomstick man.
Rifle aint allowed around here.

LOL!!!


Savage 22WMR/20ga O/U, deadliest turkey combo ever. Pocket full of shells, but only one bullet. Ain't to hard to hide one bullet if the man comes snooping around. 🀣🀣🀣
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Originally Posted by mirage243
You bring a rifle too? 🀣🀣🀣


This⬆️

Gotta have a rifle for full Turkey Jackass status.

I'm thinking about using my crossbow, after I get one for the pot.

So many options, but only two tags. Alas and alack!

never have killed one with a shotgun, only one with the bow, and a couple with the 300wm.
Shot plenty with a .22wmr
I don’t like spitting pellets out.
Shotguns are for shooting birds on the wing. You shoot a duck/goose on the ground you’d be chastised.
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Rifle? JFC that's fuggin heresy.

I use a recurve bow.

i shot a turkey once with a 243. unfortunatly i grabbed the wrong box of shells when we started out, in stead of solids they were 70 grain hollow points loaded to light speed.
when i shot it all i saw was its mouth open up as it flew. within a bloodmist. later when i found the damn thing, i realized i had blown its leg off.
not a mark on the bird
I have body shot turkeys under 15 yds as close as 7.
3.5 " load of 6 or 7 fuggs em up...

IDGAF about meat damage.

LOL!!!
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Rifle? JFC that's fuggin heresy.

I use a recurve bow.


I have hunted and killed turkey with longbows, recurves, rifles, shotguns and muzzleloaders.

To heck with the purists, go out and have fun. If it wasn't for the fun of the spring season I would say kill them all. They wrecks lawns, hay pens and carry a disease that kills young calves.
Best to shoot them with a rifle is well before season, all bachelored up still. Recommend 30 round mag.

Purists would frown on anything more than a 5 round mag
Originally Posted by slumlord
Best to shoot them with a rifle is well before season, all bachelored up still. Recommend 30 round mag.

Purists would frown on anything more than a 5 round mag

Hey ...
Your putting raisins in my apple pie right???

Soaked em overnight before adding em to the apples before baking right???


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Turkey with a rifle ? wouldn't a .223 give you more range and where would you set up the E caller ?
I have michigan apples and washington apples. Got them dehydrated in the Coneheads mass-quantity Jerky Master.
I should’ve hauled all those peelings out to my giant pile of YellowYelper.
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Turkey with a rifle ? wouldn't a .223 give you more range and where would you set up the E caller ?

Give the good ole boys on the TWRC a couple more years so they can pull favors for the good ole boys from their region.
Become legal in a couple yrs.

No turkeys get shot with a rifle over yellow yelper helper on private land in Tn.
We all know that!!!!

LOL!!!
Originally Posted by slumlord
I have michigan apples and washington apples. Got them dehydrated in the Coneheads mass-quantity Jerky Master.

Is that what your doing with all them things???

Put some salt on em.
Not much...

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Half the fun is when they hang up 75 yards away from you , Gets your heart rate up .
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
I wonder what would happen if you stuck a big mirror in your decoys. Could be hilarious.

Have you ever seen them sneak shields that are mirrored some guys use to put moves on field birds.

Buncha vids out their.

Toms charging right up to em.
Totally pissed off.

LOL!!!!


That’s because for all their wariness and skittishness, and their great senses, they’re still dumb as....., well turkeys. Seen a bunch of videos where after one is shot the others pile on and stomp the corpse, like bison do sometimes. If the cameraman has a tag, the crew can switch places and whack another one.
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Half the fun is when they hang up 75 yards away from you , Gets your heart rate up .

57yds is my record for a hung up bird.
Nitro Rays 501L load
4c 5c 7h
Originally Posted by MM879
29 turkeys strolled through the back yard this morning. There's a big Tom pecking the front bumper on my truck, currently. They like chrome alot.


Must be a thug chicken
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
Best to shoot them with a rifle is well before season, all bachelored up still. Recommend 30 round mag.

Purists would frown on anything more than a 5 round mag

Hey ...
Your putting raisins in my apple pie right???

Soaked em overnight before adding em to the apples before baking right???


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Half the time I don't know what you are saying, and arn't you turkey hunting? why are you making 50 posts when you should be enjoying the hunt? This forum has turned in to the same 5 people posting crap that makes no sense.
Aint heard a single shot all morning.
Got 09b
09a
20
22
All around me and open for hunting.
Cars were parked in other areas driving in here.

Weather and low pressure air might have em shut down gobbling all around???

I’ll happily use a rifle, but don’t want a turkey donut, so shot placement or load choice matters to me. I think a .36-.40 roundball is about ideal. Working on something along those lines now.

Not at all interested in them as big feathery β€œgroundhogs”. Too much good meat there, and no challenge at all. I’m a jackass, but have limits.
They almost always flog the flopper, in my times out. Guess they think someone is crackin a hen. But often the are 2 or 3 toms on the scene. Funny to see jakes run in to get a jab in on a dominate bird. LOL

I had a spike buck attack an 8 point I had down. Kept gouging at his white belly fur. Had to wave it off after a couple mins. Though he was going gut him for me.
Aint even heard no shots off post.
Frank Cannon is still at the waffle house
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by MM879
29 turkeys strolled through the back yard this morning. There's a big Tom pecking the front bumper on my truck, currently. They like chrome alot.

Probably seeing his reflection.
LOL!!!



They like shiny stuff.

Buddy of mine went to MS State, worked at the poultry farm. Growing them 50# turkeys.

Don’t in the pen with any thing shiny. No watch, rings, necklace chains. They’d peck ya.....
Originally Posted by renegade50
Aint heard a single shot all morning.
Got 09b
09a
20
22
All around me and open for hunting.
Cars were parked in other areas driving in here.

Weather and low pressure air might have em shut down gobbling all around???


Especially early if Toms are close to hens on the roost, there’s no reason for them to gobble. Lots of times they talk quiet on the tree and fly down together. 10-12 after they finish with those hens they get mouthy looking for love again.
Originally Posted by slumlord
They almost always flog the flopper, in my times out. Guess they think someone is crackin a hen. But often the are 2 or 3 toms on the scene. Funny to see jakes run in to get a jab in on a dominate bird. LOL

I had a spike buck attack an 8 point I had down. Kept gouging at his white belly fur. Had to wave it off after a couple mins. Though he was going gut him for me.

I loved taking doubles like that on post when it was legal 5 6 yrs ago.

Nother bird in the area
Just let the one you shot do the curly shuffle.
Shot one flogging the schit outta one standing on top of it.

2 back of the bootheel stomps couple mins later.
Pita carrying 2 Toms out.


Last double I took was on this drop zone in the SW corner.

Coulda been a triple if it was legal.
Had ta scare off the 3rd one.

2 11" plus beards that morning.
On the wall of fans shame at the house.


Got a 10.5 and a 11.75 from last year outta the 3.

If I can kill one with a nice big ole fan this year.
I might mount it with the other 3 on the wall.
Originally Posted by CRS
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Rifle? JFC that's fuggin heresy.

I use a recurve bow.


I have hunted and killed turkey with longbows, recurves, rifles, shotguns and muzzleloaders.

To heck with the purists, go out and have fun. If it wasn't for the fun of the spring season I would say kill them all. They wrecks lawns, hay pens and carry a disease that kills young calves.


I’m thinking about trying Power Bait with a spinning rod. Why not offend two factions of purists at one time?
Originally Posted by blairvt
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
Best to shoot them with a rifle is well before season, all bachelored up still. Recommend 30 round mag.

Purists would frown on anything more than a 5 round mag

Hey ...
Your putting raisins in my apple pie right???

Soaked em overnight before adding em to the apples before baking right???


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Half the time I don't know what you are saying, and arn't you turkey hunting? why are you making 50 posts when you should be enjoying the hunt? This forum has turned in to the same 5 people posting crap that makes no sense.



Cant kill big bucks or nice Toms while on the web right???

I have proven that wrong soooooooo many times.

Pics or it never happened co founder!!!!


LOL!!!
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Originally Posted by CRS
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Rifle? JFC that's fuggin heresy.

I use a recurve bow.


I have hunted and killed turkey with longbows, recurves, rifles, shotguns and muzzleloaders.

To heck with the purists, go out and have fun. If it wasn't for the fun of the spring season I would say kill them all. They wrecks lawns, hay pens and carry a disease that kills young calves.


I’m thinking about trying Power Bait with a spinning rod. Why not offend two factions of purists at one time?

Lol!!!

Set up a buncha june bugs tied off with fishing line to a swivel stake.

Get hens running around in circles after em.
Toms be chasing the hen that is chasing a june bug.



Some of the funniest schit is watching hens out bugging in fields.

Bout 2 more weeks here they will start feeding on insects as the weather warms up more.
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine

Good schit!!!
Getting it done for sure.
Persistence in using the animals nature to kill it.

So unfair to a "purist".....

LOL!!!
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by blairvt
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
Best to shoot them with a rifle is well before season, all bachelored up still. Recommend 30 round mag.

Purists would frown on anything more than a 5 round mag

Hey ...
Your putting raisins in my apple pie right???

Soaked em overnight before adding em to the apples before baking right???


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Half the time I don't know what you are saying, and arn't you turkey hunting? why are you making 50 posts when you should be enjoying the hunt? This forum has turned in to the same 5 people posting crap that makes no sense.



Cant kill big bucks or nice Toms while on the web right???

I have proven that wrong soooooooo many times.

Pics or it never happened co founder!!!!


LOL!!!





We used to fly June bugs on sewing thread. Poor kids’ Thimble Drome.
Im learning some new techniques , may throw my trumpet away .
Originally Posted by Pappy348
We used to fly June bugs on sewing thread. Poor kids’ Thimble Drome.

Used ta catch horse flies as a kid
Shove a 2 or 3 inch peice of straw grass up its butt a little.
Act like a rudder ..
Gaining altitude straight line up into the stratosphere.


Think I showed slumlord the trick yrs ago.

He was like WTF???


LOL!!!
Straw up a horse fly’s ass is a hoot too.

Or a lit match stick
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Im learning some new techniques , may throw my trumpet away .

I made a wing bone call yrs ago.

Its too deep of a sound too me.
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Im learning some new techniques , may throw my trumpet away .

I made a wing bone call yrs ago.

Its too deep of a sound.

Catman can help you with that. You just didn’t do it right.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Im learning some new techniques , may throw my trumpet away .

I made a wing bone call yrs ago.

Its too deep of a sound.

Catman can help you with that. You just didn’t do it right.



Suppose ta make em outta a hens wing bones.
Made mine outta a Toms.

Never have killed a hen...

Bet he has many times....

LOL!!!


Find that pic of the frog gulag man!!!


Lol!!!


Or my wooga wooga clyde the orangutan pic!!!


Lol!!!

Im gonna sit here till 1130 ish.
Go hit some LGS,s this afternoon maybe see if I can uptrade some 9mm for hunting ammo.

Just fugging strange.

Only crows so far heard.
No regular birds seen or making noise.
No shots heard anywhere.
No gobbling
No hen noise.
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by blairvt
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by slumlord
Best to shoot them with a rifle is well before season, all bachelored up still. Recommend 30 round mag.

Purists would frown on anything more than a 5 round mag

Hey ...
Your putting raisins in my apple pie right???

Soaked em overnight before adding em to the apples before baking right???


πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Half the time I don't know what you are saying, and arn't you turkey hunting? why are you making 50 posts when you should be enjoying the hunt? This forum has turned in to the same 5 people posting crap that makes no sense.



Cant kill big bucks or nice Toms while on the web right???

I have proven that wrong soooooooo many times.

Pics or it never happened co founder!!!!


LOL!!!








Thanks........

Now I got that song stuck in my noggin.
And will Ferrell and the other guy bouncing their heads sideways from that movie.


JFC....


LOL!!!
Originally Posted by slumlord
Straw up a horse fly’s ass is a hoot too.

Or a lit match stick


Country boy stunting .
Hey , hit you woodpecker call and if that don't wake em up on to Cici's .
I just did some hen calling about 5 mins ago.
With the slate and mouth call.

Buncha cackles and cutting.

Nada.......

Mighta got somethings attention.
Sit for another hour and call again in 20 mins.
CiCi’s on a Saturday???

Definition of chaos
Originally Posted by slumlord
CiCi’s on a Saturday???

Definition of chaos

Definition of excellence!!!

#herdimmunity
#aintskeered
#cinnamonbunsandbeatingthecrumbsnatcherstoem
First wild turkey I ever saw was when we were teenagers. Buddy promptly shot it with a 300 Win Mag. All we found were a few feathers and an oily reddish spot on the ground. That thing exploded like a can of Tannerite!

First turkey I ever killed was a hen with a beard. I didn't really know the difference, but I'm pretty sure the bear made it legal.
Joey Biden said we might be able to have a 4th of july barbeque.


Im gonna grill some slim jims!!!

Originally Posted by renegade50
Joey Biden said we might be able to have a 4th of july barbeque.


Im gonna grill some slim jims!!!











There are better ways to pull your teeth out.
We run the bastards out of our yard so they don't schit all over my work trucks. Sic the Jack Russell dog on em.
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