I am going on a ocean kayak trip in Panama in a couple weeks and was worried about chafing after peddling a kayak for hours a day in the humidity. Decided to see what pops up when Ball Lotion is put in the search bar. This website did not disappoint and was actually helpful

Balls

Peddling a kayak? You're a door-to-door kayak salesman now?

Had menthol on my balls before

No

No no no.

If it dont work, and you get chafed.....
Alcohol or white vinegar, slap a hand full on.

You will hate me. You will threaten to hunt me down!
But after a couple minutes, it isn't too bad.

After a couple hours, it will dry up and be tougher.

Maybe then, you will forgive me.


No joke.
It's what I do.
Thankfully it isn't needed often!

This stuff is just the ticket for a door to door kayak salesman.

Thats funny I was thinking that was the wrong pedaling when auto correct suggested it

Is this for before or after the crab harvest?

Evinrude.

And here I was thinking the answer was a bic razor and OJ concentrate.

I got the jock itch or something like that many years ago when I was in San Antonio. I spent a lot of time in an un air conditioned car and the average day time temperature was around 95 degrees. I was in misery for about 10 days. That was a great lesson. I have made some adjustments since then and I have prevented a re-occurrence. I'm heading for Walmart right now (I'm out of beer) and I will be looking for some of these products. Today's high is predicted to be 98 degrees.

kwg

Kidding aside, on the rare occasions when I have this issue, I apply some Gold Bond powder. As a preventative, a thin layer of good old petroleum jelly applied to the insides of your thighs ought to help.

Back in the good old days when hazing freshmen was a commonly accepted rite of passage, the seniors would snap on a pair of latex gloves, get out a tube of Ben Gay, and show up in the locker room after freshman PE class.

I don't have to draw a picture of the outcome.

Bunch of GD sissy soy-boys ruined a perfectly good tradition somewhere along the way.

Wear panty hose. No schit.

That used to be fairly common advice for urban cowboys going on a 10-day horseback hunt, when they ain't never been in a saddle before.

Prevent the chafing, rather than try to find a cure.



Let us know how it goes.

I saw a pedal powered kayak the other day and it was slick. You can go at a pretty good clip on it.

no ball lotion advice though

Gold Bond!

Blue Bottle! Extra Menthol! Guaranteed to heal you right up!

Just kidding, The blue bottle is meant for application to feet only.

No, he's talking about his johnson & it's twin buddies !

........ Right on, Rocky....... Just wanted to point out some good advice before this thread deteriorates into another multiple page extravaganza of dirty jokes, insults, and name calling.

Bleach will cure that cshit.

Why not? Works great 😳

I've had to put calamine lotion on my balls before

fun night before, rough week afterwards

I'm glad the OP did that search for us. I was getting sick of using bag balm.

Cortisone cream. Seriously.

I'm just glad there's no pictures, to prove it.

Yet my friend, no pictures yet.

Yet ,,he says

Fresh Balls Lotion

I'm using a mixture of Deep Blue and hemp oil on my hands for arthritis.

A few days ago I took a leak too soon after.

I'd advise OP against using this mixture for stated need.......

I think Dyson should rename that damn Ball Vac.
Going back to washing my balls

Sons a bitches.

Pretty good material...

For irritation, or for prevention of irritation, what works for me and is also cheap: go to Walmart in the baby section and get a 4 oz tube of "Parent's Choice" diaper rash ointment. It is generic for "Desitin Maximum Strength". The active ingredient is 40% zinc oxide. Inactive ingredients are: petrolatum, cod liver oil, lanolin, corn starch, glycerin, sorbitan sesquiolate, beeswax, and tocopheryl acetate. It works great and is difficult to wash or sweat off. I cannot remember the cost, but it is cheap. A little bit goes a long ways, too.

Yes, I stand corrected.

Monkey butt paste both boys swore by it when they were in Iraq.

Don't ever use athlete foots spray for jock itch. Talk about great balls of fire.

Bb

When I was growing up working for some old farmers they would get to talking about the old days when someone got out of line or too full of themselves a group of them would get together, throw the offender down and grease up his privates with axle grease.

Had no idea such was an issue for our early Eskimo people.

Guessing, southern?

Central PA.

Always heard of the corncobb and turpentine treatment.

Supposedly done to young men who got caught to the act with a farmers
daughter. Kinda believe it happened, some. Those old farmers I knew as
a kid were rough and tough. And that was on a good day and they were
in a "good" mood.

For wetsuits, biking, running, and anything else there is only Body Glide.

There is more than a bit of truth to many of those old stories.

Back around 1970 a recent graduate of our High School got to making a habit of playing with high school age daughters of local Mormon farmers, as well as lighting hay stacks afire.

He was found lying in a ditch bleeding and minus one nut. The message was delivered and apparently understood that he would not survive the next lesson. He kept his head down and was never the source of any more trouble.

Then there was the case of the old guy at the factory. He used to grab his package through his khaki work pants,shake it, and taunt his coworkers.

Then one day he went home and attempted to explain to his wife why his balls were painted safety yellow.

I have heard of Asstro Glide. Is it similar?

I just dunno...
Paying to go on a vacation and getting my nutsack all scuffed the fugg up.


Staying home sounds like a better option to me.

Panama ????
Vacation???

BTDT x3 JOTC.
Place sucks the root IMO.

Chinese own that mutha fugga basically now with control of the canal .


We used to put vaseline on the exterior of our wpns down their cause of humidity and salt air/ brackish water issues.
Rust like a mofo fast if not and nothing else really seemed to work well.


It might work for a nut sack???
Dunno.....

Rule of thumb training down their was go commando/ free balling.
Gotta let the boys breathe, cause if you wore undergrundies ,your junk and azz is gonna light up your day.
Only takes one time to learn a lesson.


And of course

YMMV😁😁😁