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I'm glad the OP did that search for us. I was getting sick of using bag balm.


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Originally Posted by TheBigSky
I'm glad the OP did that search for us. I was getting sick of using bag balm.

I'm just glad there's no pictures, to prove it.


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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Originally Posted by TheBigSky
I'm glad the OP did that search for us. I was getting sick of using bag balm.

I'm just glad there's no pictures, to prove it.

Yet my friend, no pictures yet.


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I'm using a mixture of Deep Blue and hemp oil on my hands for arthritis.

A few days ago I took a leak too soon after.

I'd advise OP against using this mixture for stated need.......

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I think Dyson should rename that damn Ball Vac.
Going back to washing my balls

Sons a bitches.


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Originally Posted by LRoyJetson
I think Dyson should rename that damn Ball Vac.
Going back to washing my balls

Sons a bitches.

Pretty good material...


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For irritation, or for prevention of irritation, what works for me and is also cheap: go to Walmart in the baby section and get a 4 oz tube of "Parent's Choice" diaper rash ointment. It is generic for "Desitin Maximum Strength". The active ingredient is 40% zinc oxide. Inactive ingredients are: petrolatum, cod liver oil, lanolin, corn starch, glycerin, sorbitan sesquiolate, beeswax, and tocopheryl acetate. It works great and is difficult to wash or sweat off. I cannot remember the cost, but it is cheap. A little bit goes a long ways, too.


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Originally Posted by TheBigSky
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I'm glad the OP did that search for us. I was getting sick of using bag balm.

I'm just glad there's no pictures, to prove it.

Yet my friend, no pictures yet.

Yes, I stand corrected.


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Don't ever use athlete foots spray for jock itch. Talk about great balls of fire.

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Originally Posted by Tide_Change
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Had menthol on my balls before

No

No no no.


Back in the good old days when hazing freshmen was a commonly accepted rite of passage, the seniors would snap on a pair of latex gloves, get out a tube of Ben Gay, and show up in the locker room after freshman PE class.

I don't have to draw a picture of the outcome. shocked

Bunch of GD sissy soy-boys ruined a perfectly good tradition somewhere along the way.



When I was growing up working for some old farmers they would get to talking about the old days when someone got out of line or too full of themselves a group of them would get together, throw the offender down and grease up his privates with axle grease.

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Had no idea such was an issue for our early Eskimo people.


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Originally Posted by WhiteFawn
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
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Had menthol on my balls before

No

No no no.


Back in the good old days when hazing freshmen was a commonly accepted rite of passage, the seniors would snap on a pair of latex gloves, get out a tube of Ben Gay, and show up in the locker room after freshman PE class.

I don't have to draw a picture of the outcome. shocked

Bunch of GD sissy soy-boys ruined a perfectly good tradition somewhere along the way.



When I was growing up working for some old farmers they would get to talking about the old days when someone got out of line or too full of themselves a group of them would get together, throw the offender down and grease up his privates with axle grease.


Guessing, southern?


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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Originally Posted by WhiteFawn
Originally Posted by Tide_Change
Originally Posted by slumlord
Had menthol on my balls before

No

No no no.


Back in the good old days when hazing freshmen was a commonly accepted rite of passage, the seniors would snap on a pair of latex gloves, get out a tube of Ben Gay, and show up in the locker room after freshman PE class.

I don't have to draw a picture of the outcome. shocked

Bunch of GD sissy soy-boys ruined a perfectly good tradition somewhere along the way.



When I was growing up working for some old farmers they would get to talking about the old days when someone got out of line or too full of themselves a group of them would get together, throw the offender down and grease up his privates with axle grease.


Guessing, southern?


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Always heard of the corncobb and turpentine treatment.

Supposedly done to young men who got caught to the act with a farmers
daughter. Kinda believe it happened, some. Those old farmers I knew as
a kid were rough and tough. And that was on a good day and they were
in a "good" mood.


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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
Always heard of the corncobb and turpentine treatment.

Supposedly done to young men who got caught to the act with a farmers
daughter. Kinda believe it happened, some. Those old farmers I knew as
a kid were rough and tough. And that was on a good day and they were
in a "good" mood.

There is more than a bit of truth to many of those old stories.

Back around 1970 a recent graduate of our High School got to making a habit of playing with high school age daughters of local Mormon farmers, as well as lighting hay stacks afire.

He was found lying in a ditch bleeding and minus one nut. The message was delivered and apparently understood that he would not survive the next lesson. He kept his head down and was never the source of any more trouble.

Then there was the case of the old guy at the factory. He used to grab his package through his khaki work pants,shake it, and taunt his coworkers.

Then one day he went home and attempted to explain to his wife why his balls were painted safety yellow.


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