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I am going on a ocean kayak trip in Panama in a couple weeks and was worried about chafing after peddling a kayak for hours a day in the humidity. Decided to see what pops up when Ball Lotion is put in the search bar. This website did not disappoint and was actually helpful Balls
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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Peddling a kayak? You're a door-to-door kayak salesman now?
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Had menthol on my balls before
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No no no.
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If it dont work, and you get chafed..... Alcohol or white vinegar, slap a hand full on.
You will hate me. You will threaten to hunt me down! But after a couple minutes, it isn't too bad.
After a couple hours, it will dry up and be tougher.
Maybe then, you will forgive me.
No joke. It's what I do. Thankfully it isn't needed often!
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This stuff is just the ticket for a door to door kayak salesman.
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Thats funny I was thinking that was the wrong pedaling when auto correct suggested it
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Is this for before or after the crab harvest?
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And here I was thinking the answer was a bic razor and OJ concentrate.
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I got the jock itch or something like that many years ago when I was in San Antonio. I spent a lot of time in an un air conditioned car and the average day time temperature was around 95 degrees. I was in misery for about 10 days. That was a great lesson. I have made some adjustments since then and I have prevented a re-occurrence. I'm heading for Walmart right now (I'm out of beer) and I will be looking for some of these products. Today's high is predicted to be 98 degrees.
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Kidding aside, on the rare occasions when I have this issue, I apply some Gold Bond powder. As a preventative, a thin layer of good old petroleum jelly applied to the insides of your thighs ought to help.
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Had menthol on my balls before
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No no no. Back in the good old days when hazing freshmen was a commonly accepted rite of passage, the seniors would snap on a pair of latex gloves, get out a tube of Ben Gay, and show up in the locker room after freshman PE class. I don't have to draw a picture of the outcome. Bunch of GD sissy soy-boys ruined a perfectly good tradition somewhere along the way.
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I am going on a ocean kayak trip in Panama in a couple weeks and was worried about chafing after peddling a kayak for hours a day in the humidity. Decided to see what pops up when Ball Lotion is put in the search bar. This website did not disappoint and was actually helpful BallsWear panty hose. No schit. That used to be fairly common advice for urban cowboys going on a 10-day horseback hunt, when they ain't never been in a saddle before. Prevent the chafing, rather than try to find a cure. Let us know how it goes.
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I saw a pedal powered kayak the other day and it was slick. You can go at a pretty good clip on it.
no ball lotion advice though
Last edited by KFWA; 07/28/21.
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Gold Bond!
Blue Bottle! Extra Menthol! Guaranteed to heal you right up!
Just kidding, The blue bottle is meant for application to feet only.
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No, he's talking about his johnson & it's twin buddies !
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Kidding aside, on the rare occasions when I have this issue, I apply some Gold Bond powder. As a preventative, a thin layer of good old petroleum jelly applied to the insides of your thighs ought to help. ........ Right on, Rocky....... Just wanted to point out some good advice before this thread deteriorates into another multiple page extravaganza of dirty jokes, insults, and name calling.
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Bleach will cure that cshit.
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Had menthol on my balls before
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No no no. Why not? Works great 😳
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I've had to put calamine lotion on my balls before
fun night before, rough week afterwards
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