My dad always said: "Son, you know when you've screwed up when you walk in the house and the ol' lady is sitting on the flour barrel with her legs closed! No biscuits and no lovin' to be had!" 😂😂😂😂

When all your chit is piled on the street.

When she is growling like a damn dog.

. . . and all the locks on the house have been changed.

When she calls me by my first name.

When she’s not talking.

I get totally IGNORED......

Yup.

When you ask her what is wrong and she says "nothing".

Well, she never keeps her displeasure from showing, so it's never a mystery.

An old man once told me, "I may be wear the pants in the family, but I know who wears the panties. And, if I wanna get in them panties..."

When you ask what's wrong, and she says, NOTHING!

My wife never complains.

I assume it’s due to being married to Flave.

Yep cold shoulder

Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed!

Haha, for sure.

No mystery of faith with my wife.

I just tell mine it’s ok she is over the target.

Trust the plan baby.

Doesn’t seem to work for some reason

Evnin, she has one of them there mood rings and when she's mad it leaves red mark on my forehead. Bill. 🐾👣🐾👣🇨🇦

A few years ago I came home and I could tell the wife wasn't happy. I'm going through the list... not her birthday, not a holiday, not anniversary... just a regular week day. After awhile of her walking around with her back to me I'm like... WHAT!

You forgot!

Forgot what?

Our anniversary.

It's november...

Yes.

Uhh we were married in April...

Silence... then... Oh ya...

Then she was happy as could be the rest of the evening.

Kent

Whatever you did, keep doing it.

If you want to know whether the dog or wife loves you the most, lock them both in the trunk for an hour. See which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.

TFF !

I love it when she gives me the silent treatment.

Beats the hell out of listening to the constant yapping. 🙉

Everything is always good. She knows if it’s not then it’s her fault and she’ll have ta hit the road.

She's Italian, it ain't hard to tell.

If you are paying attention to their mood then you must care.

And that chit means youre gonna get hurt ( emptionally and or financially ).

Gotta learn to not give a fug

Its hunting season for Pete's sake......to hell w em all.

An empty house is a peaceful house.

A good hard banging sometimes will straighten things out.

That is a helluva relationship litmus test.

There is that.

By the way, if you're a bettin' man, put your money on the dog. Every time.

To answer the question in the thread title-when she is awake.

Cold shoulder for 3 days

Exactly how it is around here too. And I thought I was the only one.

When she reports to the CBP that you lied about your vaccination status.

Been with the GF for 3 yrs and 8 days.

She was only unhappy once - 2 weeks ago.

I didn't have to guess if she was or not or why.

(I told her best friend what I thought of them and that I wasn't going to put up with it anymore)

I check my pulse. If I have one, she's probably upset.

LOL

+1

When she has a yeast infection...................for 3 months.

When I go from azzhole to A…..F U C K I N G ……A S S H O L E

OK, how do you know when you're wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Do you ever wake up crabby in the morning? I just let her sleep.

Darrel says to his buddy Bubba “I think I”m gonna get a divorce. My wife hasn’t talked to me in 3 weeks!”

Bubba says “Best rethink that. Women like that are hard to find.”