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My dad always said: "Son, you know when you've screwed up when you walk in the house and the ol' lady is sitting on the flour barrel with her legs closed! No biscuits and no lovin' to be had!" 😂😂😂😂
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When all your chit is piled on the street.
Its all right to be white!! Stupidity left unattended will run rampant Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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When she is growling like a damn dog.
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When all your chit is piled on the street. . . . and all the locks on the house have been changed.
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When she calls me by my first name.
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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I get totally IGNORED......
If it ain't broke don't fix it!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks
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When you ask her what is wrong and she says "nothing".
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Well, she never keeps her displeasure from showing, so it's never a mystery.
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An old man once told me, "I may be wear the pants in the family, but I know who wears the panties. And, if I wanna get in them panties..."
The lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!
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When you ask what's wrong, and she says, NOTHING!
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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My wife never complains.
I assume it’s due to being married to Flave.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed!
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Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed! Haha, for sure. No mystery of faith with my wife.
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Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed! I just tell mine it’s ok she is over the target. Trust the plan baby. Doesn’t seem to work for some reason
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Evnin, she has one of them there mood rings and when she's mad it leaves red mark on my forehead. Bill. 🐾👣🐾👣🇨🇦
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A few years ago I came home and I could tell the wife wasn't happy. I'm going through the list... not her birthday, not a holiday, not anniversary... just a regular week day. After awhile of her walking around with her back to me I'm like... WHAT!
You forgot!
Forgot what?
Our anniversary.
It's november...
Yes.
Uhh we were married in April...
Silence... then... Oh ya...
Then she was happy as could be the rest of the evening.
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Whatever you did, keep doing it. If you want to know whether the dog or wife loves you the most, lock them both in the trunk for an hour. See which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense. Robert Frost
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