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How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? #16484895 09/30/21
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My dad always said: "Son, you know when you've screwed up when you walk in the house and the ol' lady is sitting on the flour barrel with her legs closed! No biscuits and no lovin' to be had!" 😂😂😂😂

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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16484904 09/30/21
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When all your chit is piled on the street.


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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16484930 09/30/21
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When she is growling like a damn dog.

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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: Huntz] #16484932 09/30/21
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Originally Posted by Huntz
When all your chit is piled on the street.


. . . and all the locks on the house have been changed.

Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16484949 09/30/21
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When she calls me by my first name.


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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16484953 09/30/21
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When she’s not talking.


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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16484957 09/30/21
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I get totally IGNORED......


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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: SandBilly] #16484961 09/30/21
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Originally Posted by SandBilly
When she’s not talking.


Yup.


Would you experience immensely righteous fulfillment if I conceded to your condescending suspicions? -Northern Dave, 21st Century philosopher

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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16484972 09/30/21
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When you ask her what is wrong and she says "nothing".


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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16484973 09/30/21
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Well, she never keeps her displeasure from showing, so it's never a mystery.


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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16484999 09/30/21
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An old man once told me, "I may be wear the pants in the family, but I know who wears the panties. And, if I wanna get in them panties..."


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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16485008 09/30/21
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When you ask what's wrong, and she says, NOTHING! laugh


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My wife never complains.

I assume it’s due to being married to Flave.


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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: SockPuppet] #16485011 09/30/21
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Originally Posted by SockPuppet
Originally Posted by SandBilly
When she’s not talking.


Yup.


Yep cold shoulder


Don't you ever wonder why
In spite of all that's wrong here
There's still so much that goes so right
And beauty abounds?

The thunder rolls and the baby sighs
And the rain comes down
Don't you wanta thank someone for this?
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Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed!

Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: rickt300] #16485023 09/30/21
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Originally Posted by rickt300
Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed!

Haha, for sure. smile

No mystery of faith with my wife. mad

Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: rickt300] #16485028 09/30/21
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Originally Posted by rickt300
Hah! You lucky bastids that have to guess when your ole lady is pissed are truly blessed!



I just tell mine it’s ok she is over the target.

Trust the plan baby.

Doesn’t seem to work for some reason cry


Don't you ever wonder why
In spite of all that's wrong here
There's still so much that goes so right
And beauty abounds?

The thunder rolls and the baby sighs
And the rain comes down
Don't you wanta thank someone for this?
-Andrew Peterson
Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16485036 09/30/21
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Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: MPat70] #16485043 09/30/21
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A few years ago I came home and I could tell the wife wasn't happy. I'm going through the list... not her birthday, not a holiday, not anniversary... just a regular week day. After awhile of her walking around with her back to me I'm like... WHAT!

You forgot!

Forgot what?

Our anniversary.

It's november...

Yes.

Uhh we were married in April...

Silence... then... Oh ya...

Then she was happy as could be the rest of the evening.

Kent

Re: How can you tell when your wife or gf is upset? [Re: SandBilly] #16485074 09/30/21
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Originally Posted by SandBilly
When she’s not talking.


Whatever you did, keep doing it.

If you want to know whether the dog or wife loves you the most, lock them both in the trunk for an hour. See which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.


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