I'm just gonna put a scope on it and shoot it like it is.

Look at all the women here tonight.

Not on my rifle, that would be tacky.

I'v never shot one that big.

Iv never caught one that big?

Iv never shot one from that far away.

Its loaded.

Iv never been arrested.

No means NO.

dude you are surely a glutton for punishment........Blake

common.
we can make fun of good ol boys but not Alaskans, please.

heres another one you'll never hear an Alaskan say

"oh, i get it"
and
"do you smell fish?" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

We need more tourist from the 48.

Ok, I have to say that Cohiba has issues...But

I don't care who you are...That's funny right there.

add...

"I sure envy those DSMFer's"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Another add.

deleted in the name of taste...

TFF.

BMT

[quote]Another add.

deleted in the name of taste... by SD
DELETED but still true...

Easy guys, I'm not picking on the lad. Since I'm in Alaska it is easy for me to add to this list........

[quote][quote]Another add.

deleted in the name of taste...
pay attention.
Bart is speaking from experience about a soft XXXXX (sorry to offend).

another alaskan never
"Lets vacation in TX"

The line about the women is pretty good, but a buddy tells me areas of Canada are much worse.

Louisiana has at least one redeeming quality, no shortage of pretty girls. Best policy is probably to marry one and then get the hell out.

NO no no, we have the most pretty girls up here.
They are not as good as you get closer to the border down south. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

One universal truth.In areas with less than optimal ratios
and an over abundance of ugly,Jim Beam is your friend.

Most of them down there...come from up there...yes?

Cohiba, steelhead and Bart,
Come on guys, this is a family site and that is over the line. I think the thread idea is great and there are a lot more that will make people laugh... But let's keep it funny and not trashy... Okay?

I do not have time now to delete the obvious stuff that needs it... maybe you guys can handle the obvious?
thanks
art

I don't particularly like Cohiba, but I did find some of those phrases on the original list pretty amuzing. It was pretty harmless especially compared to some of his other posts.

Caint figure why the AK'en's even acknowlege him.....

Acknowledge who?.................

Yeah, but some of all of the above was TFF.
t

i am so sorry to have started this post.
It slipped my mind that theres a different set of rules here when it comes to alaskan.
you can post anything you want about "good ol boys" insest, buggery, no education, ect ect. but dont say anything negative EVEN JOKING about Alaska.
OK, Got it.

I guess this might be a personal thing with Chobia and AK, I might have missed something along the way, but he does bring up a point.

Us CAfornicators on a regular basis have our state insulted time and time again, some of it deserved, some of it blown out of proportion.

Every state has goods and bads, but where CA is bashed into oblivion on this board, AK sometimes receives Koran like status.

Kind of funny though, most here advise me that my state sucks, it's a terrible place to live, a cesspool; you ought to get the hell out..................................................but don't come here. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

How many California and/or blonde jokes are there?











None,the're all true...

Barkoff,

I was born and raised in CA...Most of it's deserved.

So was I, since 1959, thing is, I just don't seem to have the same outlook as you. Just can't see myself pulling up stakes and moving to Arkansas. Sure, we have a lot of liberal dipshitz here, but I'll be Gd damned if I'm gonna let em chase me away from my home. It is a beatiful state, and I love the weather, they'll just have to learn to deal with me.

Whats sad is that there are probably alot of members here who have something really funny to say but they are afraid to post anything negative, EVEN JOKING, about AK for fear of being brutalized in other posts.

You are a fool....
Gentlemen....DFTFT.....
I'm thinking about going ice fishing on Lake Travis this afternoon..Gotta love ice storms when there's plenty of beer in the house....

And just what kind of brutality is that? TFF

Damn Bart you quick

You want to poke fun at Alaska go right ahead really could care less............

what are you doing home?
a little ice and all the garbage trucks quit running.

Cohiba
I bet you were picked on in kindergarten, too. Is whining always part of your agenda?

That said, I thought some of your material was pretty funny, but grow up.

t

ANYTHING to stir the [bleep] right boys.
[bleep] morons.

What bait should I use for ice fishing?

This is the internet.Nobody can brutalize you.

I hear wax worms are good, whatever they are. Good luck.
t

Plenty of funny stuff to say about AK. Problem in your posts is that it looks like you got a chip on your shoulder and just can't let it go.

BMT

No I actually squared alot of stuff w/ most AK guys. Its a few SH like Bart that cant leave well enough alone.
like i said, sorry to cross the line and poke fun. I didnt mean to step on such BIG toes.

TRANSLATION- "I'm a stupid troll that can't shut up,and blame others for my trolling"....

Bart ice fishing sounds fun (grins).. With all that ice and cold weather I bet it would be a good day to do some coyote hunting..

Bart,

You getting any snow that away?

Try some watermelon/chartruese lizards Texas rigged for the ice-fishing bass...

GW

My comments and deletions are in no way related to the concept of picking on AK... SOme of the comments were really true and funny. My comments relate to allowing the converstaion to fall into the gutter without cause. Kids might read the thread.

Feel free, one and all, to pick on Alaska and Alaskans all you want. We can tell by the numbers of tourists every year just how bad our home must be... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
art

Well if tourism is to be the criteria, then as Jed Clampet once said, "CA must be the place to be, swimming pools and movie stars".. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You're right.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Please.
Thank You.
Best pickup line: Nice tooth, babe!

I wish I lived in Canada.
Tikka's rule...


SS

Pass the brie, please.

Have you gotten the latest PETA newsletter? I am afraid mine is late.

I think the Dividend is a bad idea; I think I'll send my check back.

I just love the drive to Dillingham.

SD
I thought you were pretty clear in the first place. Only someone with an attitude would have missed it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
t

I think i'll donate my Carrharts to the Salvation Army.

" How'd you do on your SAT's"?

Now there's some funny stuff, right there.

The flood gates have opened. Bring it on. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

t

I wish I lived in South Carolina........

Good one Painless! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

"Well, this is what I use, but if that works for you; great!"

She's a little heavy for my taste.

Your not going to eat that are you?

fashizzle.

But its snowing outside!

Where is my speedo?

No thanks, I don't drink

Well done Art.....I enjoy the humor and BS but things were out of hand on this one.

" Could you help me with my tie?"

It looks like it might rain; I don't think I'll go fishing.

It looks like it might rain; I don't think I'll go hunting.

It looks like it might rain; I don't think I'll go to the gun range.

It looks like it might rain; I don't...well, you get the idea.

I can't go out in public with duct tape on my Xtratuffs!

Thanks for the offer of a free trip to Hawaii, but I don't like to leave Alaska in January or February.

I'd rather drive than fly.

Small airplanes are just too dangerous.

Small boats are just too dangerous.

And the number one thing you'll never hear Alaskans say:

No, honestly, I believe we need more wolves.

Happy fathers day.

I'll give you that one. LOL

t

I think NR tags should be cheaper

Unfortunately true...my father passed away just before I moved to Alaska.

My children say it to me, though...

the proctologist hurt me.

isaac
Unless upstaged recently the best scores ever achieved on SATs were from a home-schooled family in the bush due west of Anchorage.
art

Someone in Siberia scored that well? Dang!

art
recent transplants to the gene pool?

I take it back. You're hopeless. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
t

I wish I could live in Canada.

I'm glad they aren't drilling in ANWR...


SS

"You have to really admire Timothy Treadwell, without him I don't think any of us would have bear to hunt...all of us Alaskans owe him a debt of gratitude".

More...

1. I love variable scopes.

2. Slow twist barrels rock.

3. I load Sierras exclusively.

4. I love fast varmint loads.

5. I don't drink.

6. You don't need a premium bullet to shoot dinks.

I think I'll invite Cohiba up to go hunting......

LOL
t

========================================

All in fun I still hope Art!! I've been reading the threads of you Alaskans for a long while now and there ain't know doubt your a bunch of sharp folks. I typed this real slow so you could understand!! grin. PS--Alaska has an home schooled Asian population now?

It's "a home schooled Asian population"... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Trust a home schooled Canadian to get it right... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


SS

Their summer home. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Thought it was "an" before a word beginning with a consonant! Believe it or not, I even wondered about that before replying. Not long enough I guess. grin Wouldn't be the first time I got schooled by my North American neighbors.

"I think my truck needs a paint job."

"An" before words starting with vowels.

"An opening"
"A window"

I had an anal English teacher (my Mom). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


SS

You're likely not going to hear, I sure miss the fishing in South Carolina.





Likely not to hear you miss the scenery in South Corolina.







And most definately not going the hear, I sure wish I had a South Carolina hottie.

That's the grossest thing I've ever seen....

Not getting into this silly pissing contest but the fishing off the coast of SC ain't bad at all!!

i can take a joke without getting hostile towards a whole state.

isaac
You need to work MUCH harder than that to have a prayer of hurting my feelers!
art

"I think I'll resize this picture before posting... "

may have something to do with the ocean being a liquid. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Wouldn't attempt to in the first place!

Man, what is up with you AK guys. i mean really get over it. its all fun. you are so sensitive.
you didnt hear anyone crying over the good ole boy posts.
a fewe jokes dudes, thats all it is.
lotts over here making comments about the whole state of SC.
what a bunch, i swear.
nobodys trying to hurt your feelings.
i thought it would be funny. i didnt think making a joke about alaska would cause you guys to flip out. call me a dik sucker and belittle SC and all that crazy stuff.
you guys are wrapped way too tight.
ok, now send ion your boys to talk about some obscure pond or ice fishing or some pet load and try to kill the thread like you always do.

Wow, that is a beautiful spot. If I only had one spot to hunt the rest of my life, that could be it.
What part of the state is that?

This Moose is too cute to shoot <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

That's about 20 minutes from my house, and closed to hunting. It's the valley that feeds the South Fork of Eagle River. I've have to post some winter pics, went snowshoeing with the kids there over the winter break. There are a pair of lakes back in the valley called Symphony Lakes. My daughters 7th grade class had a field trip hike back to the lakes at the beginning of the school year. The highlight to me was showing kids who were new to the state what wild blueberries looked like, they gorged themselves <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Talk about thin skinned, you started the post, fair is fair. I'm having fun, how about you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

I haven't even posted the pics of, you won't here Alaskans missing the hunting down south.

Isn't the other lake off to the left called Eagle Lake? Glacier fed and doesn't hold any fish. I've hiked that a bunch of times, it's suppose to be 5 miles in making for a 10 mile round trip hike. Good way to start training for sheep hunting too. I thought I recognized that first pic but couldn't place it.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Awesome photos!

Moose, what moose? All I see is a steak waiting to happen . . . . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

BMT

I was gonna go ice fishing on Lake Travis but it ain't iced over yet...
What do I do?
They also made me work today <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />....
Funny fact that I found.....Cohiba is a brand of cigar...It also means cigarette....The Brits call a cigarette a [bleep]...Is there a connection here?

I see roast,steak,burger..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[quote [/quote]

[/quote]

Miss Alaksa? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Mmmm. . .

Mmmm . . .

GOOD!

BMT

No......that was Mr Alaska..

This is Miss Alaska <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> She also comes with, steaks, roasts and burgers.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />








yes I know you were joking..

Is that a snake??

Just checked my co-workers atlas, you're right, it is Eagle Lake. I think it's 6 miles in a out hence 12 mi rt. It's a good hike, even going 1/2 way to the bridge by the hanging valley isn't too bad.



Here's an awesome resourch for ak hikes http://www.akhs.atfreeweb.com/

The one hike I've really wanted to do is the ER nature center to Girdwood.

I hear ya there 458 Lott, i've been wanting to do that hike with the wife and dogs for a few years now. That goes through Crow Creek Pass right? I've hiked the ERNC trail but only about 4 miles or so in and we spent a night on the yurt just off the trail by the river and had a great time. I think we are going to shoot for that ERNC trail to Girdwood hike this year, it will help get our sorry butts in shape for sheep hunting this year!

I think it was October we hiked out to the rapids yurt. Awesome view from the deck, and such a wonderful sound with the water in the river. Didn't realize until trying to fall asleep that the yurt seems to act like a drum and echo and you could really hear the water all night long! The wood stove is nice, but seems to have two settings, hot as you lie on top of you sleeping bag, then off when you wake up and crawl in the bag.

We hiked another mile out to Echo bend, but thats the furthest we've been out in the valley.

I'm bored...let's pick on Washington.

ROFLMAO

That was funny. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

t

Thats a great price on those oranges.

It's a dry heat.

and finally, not likely to hear, I shoulda bought a steyr <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[/quote]

Miss Alaksa? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]

Well first, it should be spelled Alaska.
Unfortunately that is the Male of the species.
But it was a good try. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

WWCD. (What would Cohiba do.) Thank you and goodnight. Steve

Naw...we don't need that gallon thermos filled with coffee for the trip.

It's too cold to go ice fishing.

I think I'll shave my beard.

Nope...I've got enough wood.

Nope ...I've got enough Caribou.

(in the winter) The brake is your friend.

That's good!I like that one.

How about:
"That's my _________, go get your own!" (fill in the blank with truck, house, boat, gun, rod, food, or anything else you might need).

Not funny, but true to my experience........

Those dogs aren't meant for running....

That fire's not big enough!

Ref the SC hottie: I'm now blind!!!!! The pain, the pain!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/help.gif" alt="" />

I just LOVES it here. Have to snicker when I hear my young Coastie friends lamenting their unendurable 2 year tour here,... remember folks, your skin is really waterproof, and there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad rain gear. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

NASCAR is much tougher than the Iditarod....

I like it when Swingley wins too.....

That moose is too close to the road,think I'll pass.

Any one got the new K-Fed disc.Actually that one's for everyone.

GOOD one!

"I can't put that many different colors on my riflestock!"

I agree with you.