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I'm just gonna put a scope on it and shoot it like it is.
Look at all the women here tonight.
Not on my rifle, that would be tacky.
I'v never shot one that big.
Iv never caught one that big?
Iv never shot one from that far away.
Its loaded.
Iv never been arrested.
No means NO.
Half-minute accuracy, while pleasant to observe, is in no way superior to one-minute accuracy in any serious rifle. Col. (RET.) Jeff Cooper
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dude you are surely a glutton for punishment........Blake
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common. we can make fun of good ol boys but not Alaskans, please.
heres another one you'll never hear an Alaskan say
"oh, i get it" and "do you smell fish?" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Half-minute accuracy, while pleasant to observe, is in no way superior to one-minute accuracy in any serious rifle. Col. (RET.) Jeff Cooper
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We need more tourist from the 48.
Decades of voting for the lesser of two evils has gotten us just that.....
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Ok, I have to say that Cohiba has issues...But Look at all the women here tonight. I don't care who you are...That's funny right there.
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add...
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Another add.
deleted in the name of taste...
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"The Church can and should help modern society by tirelessly insisting that the work of women in the home be recognized and respected by all in its irreplaceable value." Apostolic Exhortation On The Family, Pope John Paul II
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[quote]Another add.
deleted in the name of taste... by SD DELETED but still true...
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---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.
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Easy guys, I'm not picking on the lad. Since I'm in Alaska it is easy for me to add to this list........
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[quote][quote]Another add.
deleted in the name of taste... pay attention. Bart is speaking from experience about a soft XXXXX (sorry to offend).
another alaskan never "Lets vacation in TX"
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The line about the women is pretty good, but a buddy tells me areas of Canada are much worse.
Louisiana has at least one redeeming quality, no shortage of pretty girls. Best policy is probably to marry one and then get the hell out.
Now with even more aplomb
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The line about the women is pretty good, but a buddy tells me areas of Canada are much worse.
Louisiana has at least one redeeming quality, no shortage of pretty girls. Best policy is probably to marry one and then get the hell out. NO no no, we have the most pretty girls up here. They are not as good as you get closer to the border down south. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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The line about the women is pretty good, but a buddy tells me areas of Canada are much worse.
Louisiana has at least one redeeming quality, no shortage of pretty girls. One universal truth.In areas with less than optimal ratios and an over abundance of ugly,Jim Beam is your friend.
Decades of voting for the lesser of two evils has gotten us just that.....
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Most of them down there...come from up there...yes?
Listen with your ears.Or they will make you stupid.
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Cohiba, steelhead and Bart, Come on guys, this is a family site and that is over the line. I think the thread idea is great and there are a lot more that will make people laugh... But let's keep it funny and not trashy... Okay?
I do not have time now to delete the obvious stuff that needs it... maybe you guys can handle the obvious? thanks art
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I don't particularly like Cohiba, but I did find some of those phrases on the original list pretty amuzing. It was pretty harmless especially compared to some of his other posts.
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Caint figure why the AK'en's even acknowlege him.....
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Acknowledge who?.................
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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Yeah, but some of all of the above was TFF. t
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