Exploration of Neptune and Uranus?

Sort of better then the alternative...but as a Christian not really!!

Just hope it ALL comes out okie-dokie

It's gonna be epic.

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Hope they find your brain!



Hey! Someone had to post it.

You can catch up on your reading.

Re-Creation of Mt Krackatoa

It's sofaking much funneeo!
Been putting off making the call myself

Ren got one coming up next week

Yall can cyber cuddle


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How does the joke go?

In the exam room, the nurse hands the doc a Bud Light. He says wrong!!! I asked for a butt light!!!

Did it at 50, on the advice of my GP & not again for another 10 years !

Half way there !

Yeah & if your getting both ends checked, make sure they do the upper intake first !

I didnt drink that stuff


My kidney doc told me to get 3 quarts of my favorite gatorade and 8 ounces of miralax

Samey-samey



Chill the fugg out the 2 days before, one small meal and just beer, clear soda

I did a pre emptive pre prep if that make sense.



Ren, that dude be eating rack of pyrex oven baked ribs, coiple of swanson salisbury steak family size gravy dreamboat serving, shoneys breakfast buffet, 46 french toast stix.
Like its his last meal on this rock called earth

Well put. I am 67 and the unvaccinated wife and I tested positive for the Vid a couple days ago. What is the worst that can happen? If I die and go to heaven then I would say I beat you'all. As of now I'd rather have this than a cold!

It's even more fun drinking that in the hospital, knowing the next day they are cutting out a foot of your colon...

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Got mine happening on the 4th.
Afternoon/ evening of the 3rd and early morning of the 4th gonna be pretty schitty.



Usually when this type of thread comes up.
You get the 2 or 3 that say they prefer to be awake and dont like to be sedated for it...
Uh huhhhh..
Ok......

They rolled me in 5.5 yrs ago.
Seen that tube with 30 40 50 60 cm measurements on it.
Glad the last thing I remember is the nurse anesthesia person sticking a needle in the IV saying "375 blah blah blah going in".
Lights out.....
Woke up and all over with...

Had 2 quarter pounders 2 large fries and huge coke no ice please on way home.

Can't imagine why anyone would stay awake for this....
Saving time or not wanting to feel groggy from sedation reasons.
Uh huh......

Or why out of all the medical feilds to go into why some choose this job.



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First with footage....

Hope everything comes out okay.

I knew the MD doing mine when he was a resident.

He's probably already warned his poor procedure room staff.

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I never heard of anyone being twilight or awake for it or wanted to be. But that’s just my circle of encounters. Maybe so

Docs tell me even when running the camera up my cock, they DO NOT want me awake.

You should be under General so that you dont flinch or jerk or make a voluntary movement that would cause something bad to happen like a tear or rupture.

A lot of people on here talk outta their ass too

Couldnt even get people to post pics of cholesterol lab numbers. Tell me some are FOS or are too dumb to have and maintain an electronic medical patient portal.

Life is a precarious thing.
Can be snatched from ya at any moment.

The last good meal before the turbo blast for a colonoscopy is a treasured moment one might not ever see again.

My last report said
"My prep was excellent"!!!


I strive for excellence!!!
And having a most excellent cleaned out azzhole counts for a colonoscopy!!!


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I hope you were nice to him.... It would be a bad time for payback. "Don't we have one of these up the azz cameras in a two inch diameter version?"😰

Had one a while back, doc said I was a perfect ass hole.

Knew the surgeon that did mine too, as Deb was the exec assistant for the family health team.

Really nice guy - Lebanese.

Just as I was being knocked out, Dr Rabatt walks in, short sleeved scrub top & I remember thinking, man George, your're as hairy as a gorilla !

Kinda betting I mighta voiced that out loud !

That tube with the measurements on it.
Looked almost 2 inches in diameter that I seen before they knocked me out.

Praise the Lord for no memory from 45 mins of habitrail tunnel and what the fugg ever they was doing up my azz.

"Cold snared"??? 3 pylops is what the report said.
Not bad ones per lab report.
But they put me on the 5 yr plan.
Report also had all types of pics from inside my azz...
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Polyps.
😉

PY-Lops

hahahaha

I won't be awake at all. I've done sedation for the GI docs at night in the past. I know too much to be listening to them talk about the inside of my ass without making comments and/or really bad jokes.

Plus, I'm a better people-person with some Propofol on board.

Sounds like someone needs to set up an OnlyFans acct......

It really helped michael jackson sleep

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WTF is wrong with you man..

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Ask them to play this during the procedure.

My Dad had colon cancer and died at 63, so I had to start colonoscopy's at 40 every 5 years. First two had to be awake, last ones put me out-much better. So 6 times so far and only a couple small polyps

Being hammered on spelling polyps???
Or however azz things are spelled?




You guys are taking this grammer nazi stuff to the nth degree.

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Didn’t mean to hurt your feelers. 🤣🤣

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Haha

knucklehead

Ironbender, I’ve heard him say it like that for 5 years

i never said anything

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I slept great during mine!

I would not want access to that knockout juice might be tempting.

Just did it 2 weeks ago. Can't remember if the jug I had was with electrolytes or not. It does drain you, though. Lol.

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mine was Powerade and Miralax worked just fine and not charged to Insuarance

You would make a good azz doctor.

Yep^^^
I usually start about 2pm and am all done by 10PM

Thanks?

Whu

Yall got me on ignore

I’ve “seen” plenty of ass holes on here! 👍

Not today......

Yes, whiny azz I saw your post earlier, got sidetracked.
Go kick Rene in the nutsack if'n it'll help

I worry the doc may be gay, its my nerves.

Had the misfortune of my dad driving me to my scope. Keep in mind I had not eaten one plus extra day before the prep day.

I was set on going to Maggiano’s Little Italy for my pain and suffering.

My old man got all squirrelly and whiney making excuses about acid reflux. He pissed me off and we just headed to the house. He tried to pull some jack move on me a out him wanting go thru Burger King on close to the house.
I made like I was about to crap myself so as to deny him. He got me straight home. Payback dude.

And to beat all, my old man has never had a colonoscopy.

I pic all my docs

Most of them are women, by my design.

My scope doc is a Saudi Arabian gal.

I've had 3 . I'm on a 5 year plan. It is almost as survivable as Covid. No matter what flavor of either.

Best sleep I ever get.

Should I put up a game camera in the operating room?

Damn, no such luck here.

Why would anyone who uses tobacco products get a colonoscopy? Preventative care my azz.

My last one went well, the night before I felt just like a Saturn rocket. As I said it went well til they found that spot that just didn’t look right. Then everything changes. My chute is a foot shorter now and 9 less lymph nodes but all is well. Get them done boys.Its fun and games til they see the spot and you don’t want that.

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Yeah, same ?????

Because like I always say

Smokers are some of the healthiest people, they are never sick.

True story

Able to brave 15 degrees air for 10 min smoke break every hour at work. In just a T-shirt. Tough SOBs

And they can get all their work done too in same amount of time as everyone else

When I went for my they prescribed me a Swift enema (brand name).

When I got to the hospital the nurse asked me “Did you use the Swift?”

I said “Yeah, it tasted terrible!”

“You didn’t drink it, did you??!!!”

LOL

Being 78, I only have do one more.Only because they removed a polyp on the last one.Once 80,they won't do any more

Yeah- like asbestos removal. I understand Sweden only uses 70 year old and ups.... Foggers gonna die anyway, why waste resources?

I've had polyps removed the last 3 - hence the 5 year plan. Only 2 more to go for me.

It's on like Donkey Kong

I agree. My buddy smokes and wore a mask because he was scared of covid. People aren't scared of cigarettes but they're scared of covid or colon cancer?

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Why?

Did someone kick you in the ass real hard????????????

Did the foot have a boot on it at the time?????

Oh yes it will. Don't sneeze or cough

haha. Had diverticulitis in my colon what was MRSA. They cut me open like a deer and chopped out a foot of colon. It was such a wonderful experience. LOL

I probably had 15 - 20 cystoscopy's ( flexible bladder scope) and they never knocked me out. Med insurance won't cover it. The bonus is it only lasts for a few minutes. Numbing the little hole is shall we say uncomfortable and does not do much. Getting past the prostate is quite a bump in the road. Glad I got past all that but will be forever paranoid on multiple levels

I’ve only had about 10,11. Stent placements.

There are some sharp curves since the transplant is in the pelvis beside the bladder, so the bulbar hump, then some wonky twists and turns.
My stents are flexi metal now, cobalt. So the procedures are spaced out further.

They put me under general also because sometimes they cannot execute from a retrograde approach and have to wheel me over to interventional radiology and punch the stent in from the topside, antegrade directly into the abdominal wall and into the calyx of the kidney and thread the stent downward.

Have had one done with only the lidocaine squirt. Nope not again.

Note to myself, wny the hell am I even reading these posts? Got to stop now. Getting paranoid and light headed at the same time. LOL

Sakoluvr out.

I did 4-5 years in interventional radiology.

Pushed a lot of fentynal and versed for neph tubes when things went pear shaped.

Worst part for me was asking up in recovery. The doc was telling my wife that despite what she may have believed, he did not find my head up there. She told to look again. That he obviously hadn’t looked far enough.

Done 4 of them.

2 flexible sigmoidoscopy before that. They didn't give me ANY dope for those. The second one hurt like hell. Squealed out like a little girl. Told the Doc afterwards that was the last time I would participate in that test.

Definitely do the drugs. Whatever they used on me for the colonoscopy is good stuff.

My dad had colon cancer. I'll submit to the azz reaming to avoid what he had to deal with.

To hell with cancer.

Naw. Asbestos takes 30-40 years to kill you. I got it in 76 or so. Not dead yet ,but not in very good shape Waiting for D. O. L. to app rove O2 for me

Naw. Asbestos takes 30-40 years to kill you. I got it in 76 or so. Not dead yet ,but not in very good shape Waiting for D. O. L. to approve O2 for me. Pneumoconisosi due to asbestosis they call it

Naw. Asbestos takes 30-40 years at least to kill you. I got it in 76 or so. Not dead yet ,but not in very good shape Waiting for D. O. L. to approve O2 for me. Pneumoconisosi due to asbestosis they call it

How far are you dialated?

A little over 3 years ago i had an ulcer rupture.

They gutted me and removed most of my stomach and while there they mapped my intestines because they had to remove part where the lower valve was.

Some where in my records they have a map of what the inside of them look like.

Needless to say i won't be getting scoped anymore.

Done 2 colonoscopies - no drugs.
Don't like the drug "hangover". Procedure is miserable, but tolerable.
A few more years 'til the next. (10 year schedule, for me)
Oh - the lengths the docs go to - to keep me alive!

I've never paid attention to how close I was to the bathroom before.

It's gotta suck for people with Crohn's disease.

Every thing Good or still waiting

Light UC here

At 58 I've had 3

Just have to grin & bare it.....

It's in a few hours.

Hangry.....yet?

When you go in for it, bring roses and chocolates for the MD!

Good luck

I always try and get the first appt. in the morning. Not sitting around starving all day.

I fast at least one a month, so that part isn't too bad.

I am planning on a good dinner tonight though.

It's great if you can, but the early appointments were only open almost a whole month further out.

Was rough when I started anti rejection meds. For 6 months, every day was like colonoscopy prep

Be in Lowes and get weak in knees and be clinching HARD all the way to the crapper.

Get in there some fat fouck be already stinkin it up. Start dry heaving and gagging on other peoples shît smell

I started goin in that family/homo crapper where they change full grown retards.

Started carrrying viral wipes, have to do a quick wipe down of that place before I blew it up

On the ten year plan baby!!!!

Apparently my ass looks better on the inside than the outside.

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Lucky

Im on 5 year plan, but I have a feeling any new listing I seek will make get a fresh one.


Got to always be on the lookout for them Py-Lops


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Never had one, yet. Every five years my GP has me drop a deuce in a box and ship it to a lab. So far, the results did not warrant a colonoscopy.

Makes me laugh when I do it. Reminds me of when I was a kid. We'd schiet in a box or bag, put on someones porch, light it on fire, then ring the bell and run.

Ever consider how it would be to have an outhouse in the winter?

If you are 50 and over, I would find a new doctor

Yup.

Because of U-M’s refocusing on profit as opposed to patient care and the Covid Nazi management I’m almost two years late for me 5 year schedule colonoscopy. I fired U-M as my health care providers.
Yesterday was the first appointment with a new doctor in the Henry Ford system. He was a little incredulous that I was this late for a ‘scope. After a few minutes of my listing all the ignorant attitudes at the U, he said, OK I see. Well let’s get you scheduled and back on plan. Sounds great Doc, I can’t wait to prove to the procedure team that my pylops 😂 are awesome.
As for anesthesia, I’m a cheap date. I go lights out pretty easily.

Great

We need an AARP forum.

Surprise, people get old, parts fail, people die.

BTDT

Yup COLD

At 50 below, 5 feet of snow alongside the packed trail to the outhouse with a moose laying on the trail.

Guess who left the trail......

Every year I celebrate getting older . . .

AND

On the right side of the grass! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Yeesh. No going under? I hope you let them know your safe word!

My first one was after a bout of Diverticulitis, was flying all over the world literally, not much sleep those days. After prep the Versed was great, woke up more rested than in a couple of years.

That Versed be some good stuff...

Oh boy,I'm in that club.
Goalie,I hope everything worked out ,the procedure is cake,prep is ,,well,,explosive.

I bought one of those week pill dispensers.

I lost track of whether I'd taken a pill or not.

I am getting that exact thing done May 4th and I said the EXACT same thing! If you meet in the middle, I want the top side done first!

^^^. I had both ends done. I told them to go ahead and give me a good flossing!

Had my last at age 70. Doc said no more necessary, no polyps.

Thrown on the scrap heap?

It now takes me two leaps to bound a tall building.