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Done 2 colonoscopies - no drugs. Don't like the drug "hangover". Procedure is miserable, but tolerable. A few more years 'til the next. (10 year schedule, for me) Oh - the lengths the docs go to - to keep me alive!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I've never paid attention to how close I was to the bathroom before.
It's gotta suck for people with Crohn's disease.
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I've never paid attention to how close I was to the bathroom before.
It's gotta suck for people with Crohn's disease. Every thing Good or still waiting
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Light UC here
At 58 I've had 3
Just have to grin & bare it.....
FJB & FJT
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I've never paid attention to how close I was to the bathroom before.
It's gotta suck for people with Crohn's disease. Every thing Good or still waiting It's in a few hours.
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FJB & FJT
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When you go in for it, bring roses and chocolates for the MD!
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I've never paid attention to how close I was to the bathroom before.
It's gotta suck for people with Crohn's disease. Every thing Good or still waiting It's in a few hours. Good luck
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I always try and get the first appt. in the morning. Not sitting around starving all day.
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I fast at least one a month, so that part isn't too bad. I am planning on a good dinner tonight though.
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I always try and get the first appt. in the morning. Not sitting around starving all day. It's great if you can, but the early appointments were only open almost a whole month further out.
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I've never paid attention to how close I was to the bathroom before.
It's gotta suck for people with Crohn's disease. Was rough when I started anti rejection meds. For 6 months, every day was like colonoscopy prep Be in Lowes and get weak in knees and be clinching HARD all the way to the crapper. Get in there some fat fouck be already stinkin it up. Start dry heaving and gagging on other peoples shît smell I started goin in that family/homo crapper where they change full grown retards. Started carrrying viral wipes, have to do a quick wipe down of that place before I blew it up
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Every thing Good or still waiting
On the ten year plan baby!!!! Apparently my ass looks better on the inside than the outside. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁
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Lucky Im on 5 year plan, but I have a feeling any new listing I seek will make get a fresh one. Got to always be on the lookout for them Py-Lops gif upload site
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Never had one, yet. Every five years my GP has me drop a deuce in a box and ship it to a lab. So far, the results did not warrant a colonoscopy.
Makes me laugh when I do it. Reminds me of when I was a kid. We'd schiet in a box or bag, put on someones porch, light it on fire, then ring the bell and run.
My heart's in the mountains, my heart is not here. My heart's in the mountains, chasing the deer.
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Ever consider how it would be to have an outhouse in the winter?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Never had one, yet. Every five years my GP has me drop a deuce in a box and ship it to a lab. So far, the results did not warrant a colonoscopy.
Makes me laugh when I do it. Reminds me of when I was a kid. We'd schiet in a box or bag, put on someones porch, light it on fire, then ring the bell and run.
If you are 50 and over, I would find a new doctor
Faith and love of others knows no mileage nor bounds. That's simply the way it is. dogzapper
After the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box. Italian Proverb
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Never had one, yet. Every five years my GP has me drop a deuce in a box and ship it to a lab. So far, the results did not warrant a colonoscopy.
Makes me laugh when I do it. Reminds me of when I was a kid. We'd schiet in a box or bag, put on someones porch, light it on fire, then ring the bell and run.
If you are 50 and over, I would find a new doctor Yup.
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Because of U-M’s refocusing on profit as opposed to patient care and the Covid Nazi management I’m almost two years late for me 5 year schedule colonoscopy. I fired U-M as my health care providers. Yesterday was the first appointment with a new doctor in the Henry Ford system. He was a little incredulous that I was this late for a ‘scope. After a few minutes of my listing all the ignorant attitudes at the U, he said, OK I see. Well let’s get you scheduled and back on plan. Sounds great Doc, I can’t wait to prove to the procedure team that my pylops 😂 are awesome. As for anesthesia, I’m a cheap date. I go lights out pretty easily.
Mark
NRA Life Member Anytime anyone kicks cancers azz is a good day!
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Oh The Drama!
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Every thing Good or still waiting
On the ten year plan baby!!!! Apparently my ass looks better on the inside than the outside. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁 Great
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