We added a couple of them from Toto and they are incredible. They have a setting that will knock the tar off if needed. I think you may be using the setting to clean the wrong hole. Ours has that one for women and the other one that anyone can use.
The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings sittings.
Fixed it for you.
We also have 2 of them. Ours have separate nozzles for the discharge chute and the lady's plumbing. There's a lever to chose which one gets activated. It doesn't take long to get used to exactly where to sit on the seat.
This thread has me thinking I need to get one installed at my house. Once I get done with the current plumbing repair and issues, that will be next on the list.
The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings.
I can assure you the problem is never my ballsack to any issue :P
you realize that as most men get older, their sack hangs a lot lower. For some, that wish they had for their junk being so long it hits the water comes true..... except it's the beans that touch the water instead of their frank.
The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings.
I can assure you the problem is never my ballsack to any issue :P
you realize that as most men get older, their sack hangs a lot lower. For some, that wish they had for their junk being so long it hits the water comes true..... except it's the beans that touch the water instead of their frank.
The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings.
I can assure you the problem is never my ballsack to any issue :P
you realize that as most men get older, their sack hangs a lot lower. For some, that wish they had for their junk being so long it hits the water comes true..... except it's the beans that touch the water instead of their frank.
Okay, no one is talking about the temperature of those things. Up here in the cold country I can’t imagine a worse wake up call that a cold shot of water to the nether region. Our little berg is the toilet paper capital of the world, so a bidet would be fighting words in these parts.
Okay, no one is talking about the temperature of those things. Up here in the cold country I can’t imagine a worse wake up call that a cold shot of water to the nether region. Our little berg is the toilet paper capital of the world, so a bidet would be fighting words in these parts.
I bet the owners of the TP companies have them in their McMansions.
So, are you guys using plain water in those butt cleaners or do you have the optional foam cannon to get the bad stuff off? Do you need a slow twist nozzle for the heavy stuff?
Okay, no one is talking about the temperature of those things. Up here in the cold country I can’t imagine a worse wake up call that a cold shot of water to the nether region. Our little berg is the toilet paper capital of the world, so a bidet would be fighting words in these parts.
I don’t know about the OP’s version, but ours needed an electrical outlet because the seat, water, and air dryer are all heated. You can set the preferred temp. It has two favorite buttons that look like Driver 1 and Driver 2. Gave me a chuckle.
I know the seat can be set so hot it will brand you if not careful.
So, are you guys using plain water in those butt cleaners or do you have the optional foam cannon to get the bad stuff off? Do you need a slow twist nozzle for the heavy stuff?
mine is cheap so its a cold blast of nope during the winter months.
I have one of those instant heat water things but I'm not gonna take a chance scalding my hole hooking it up. Besides, that first jolt wakes you up - its like letting it chew peppermint gum
So when the high pressure stream of water hits my dingleberries in what I like to call “Butthole Forest”, where does the chit residue go from there? I’m assuming it is being scattered in all directions?
Perhaps you need the stream to hit your ball sack as well.
So when the high pressure stream of water hits my dingleberries in what I like to call “Butthole Forest”, where does the chit residue go from there? I’m assuming it is being scattered in all directions?
Perhaps you need the stream to hit your ball sack as well.
Well, you know how a shooting range needs a backstop, right?
If you want warm water, do NOT get one that plumbs into a hot water line. You'll sit there freezing your butt off until the water gets through the line. Spend the money to get one with some kind of tank or heater so the warm water is right there.
A proper bidet has 2 nozzles so the ladies can use either one as needed.
Well then, I guess I've never seen a "proper bidet."
Just the ones they have at truck stops and 7-11's, I guess those would be improper bidets, for the hoi polloi.
Oh, and the one at Conrad's house. It's green, about 50 foot long, and connects to the outdoor spigot. You can wash your car and your arsehole at the same time. Just don't use the detergent on your arsehole.
Most of the toilet seat bidets sold today have 2 nozzles. Both of ours do. Many of them cost well under $100 and work very well. If you opt for a model with hot water and a heated seat, the price goes up considerably.
The toilet seat types are hard to clean under. Spend a few $$ and get some quick release seat mounts. Just grab the seat and jerk it forward and it comes right off for cleaning. It's well worth the money.
TTT for Jim Conrad. He had a bidet in his yard this whole time and never knew it.
Originally Posted by smokepole
Well then, I guess I've never seen a "proper bidet."
Just the ones they have at truck stops and 7-11's, I guess those would be improper bidets, for the hoi polloi.
Oh, and the one at Conrad's house. It's green, about 50 foot long, and connects to the outdoor spigot. You can wash your car and your arsehole at the same time. Just don't use the detergent on your arsehole.
The toilet seat types are hard to clean under. Spend a few $$ and get some quick release seat mounts. Just grab the seat and jerk it forward and it comes right off for cleaning. It's well worth the money.[/quote]
Rock Chuck, I think that you've just answered Jeffrey's question from back on page 5 about where the residuals end up with your need for the quick release seat mounts. Sweetness complains enough about cleaning the conventional toilets.
The closest to a bidet I've ever used was at a place I worked and could only be described as a 'steam' commode. It was in a small lavatory in a tooling storage building about 150 yards from the main plant. The storage building was heated with steam, and used extremely hot water to clean tooling piped in from the main plant as was the cold water feed line. The problem was both the cold water and steam/hot water plumbing from the main plant to the storage building were buried too close to each other and also too shallow beneath a asphalt service road from building to building which was fully exposed to the sun all day long. You learned REAL quick to stand up before flushing. Sitting on it for longer than a minute or two and your whole butt and privates would be dripping wet albeit probably somewhat 'disinfected' from the rising heat and steam.
The toilet seat types are hard to clean under. Spend a few $$ and get some quick release seat mounts. Just grab the seat and jerk it forward and it comes right off for cleaning. It's well worth the money.
Rock Chuck, I think that you've just answered Jeffrey's question from back on page 5 about where the residuals end up with your need for the quick release seat mounts. Sweetness complains enough about cleaning the conventional toilets.
I don't think bidets are any dirtier than a conventional seat. Those same seat mounts make cleaning any seat much easier. Your favorite babe will love them.
Okay, no one is talking about the temperature of those things. Up here in the cold country I can’t imagine a worse wake up call that a cold shot of water to the nether region. Our little berg is the toilet paper capital of the world, so a bidet would be fighting words in these parts.
Wrong. A killer app for a bidet would be ice water mode. For the record, bidets we installed allowed us-2 stop buying toilet paper by the pallet. Multiple women Under One Roof go through it like crazy.
Okay, no one is talking about the temperature of those things. Up here in the cold country I can’t imagine a worse wake up call that a cold shot of water to the nether region. Our little berg is the toilet paper capital of the world, so a bidet would be fighting words in these parts.
Wrong. A killer app for a bidet would be ice water mode. For the record, bidets we installed allowed us-2 stop buying toilet paper by the pallet. Multiple women Under One Roof go through it like crazy.
The closest to a bidet I've ever used was at a place I worked and could only be described as a 'steam' commode. It was in a small lavatory in a tooling storage building about 150 yards from the main plant. The storage building was heated with steam, and used extremely hot water to clean tooling piped in from the main plant as was the cold water feed line. The problem was both the cold water and steam/hot water plumbing from the main plant to the storage building were buried too close to each other and also too shallow beneath a asphalt service road from building to building which was fully exposed to the sun all day long. You learned REAL quick to stand up before flushing. Sitting on it for longer than a minute or two and your whole butt and privates would be dripping wet albeit probably somewhat 'disinfected' from the rising heat and steam.