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So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!!
Damn French! Fight with their feet and f uck with their face!! Ours has an air dryer also.
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[quote=Sharpsman]So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! LOL, he said it cut toilet paper usage 75%, not 100%.[/quote Ain’t no way 25% of TP gonna dry most of the DA buying these things! If you have women in the house, that percentage can vary greatly.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd.
Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets.
There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough.
I am MAGA.
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Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd.
Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets.
There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough. F uck, I was planning on moving in with you! That a No Go?
FJB & FJT
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Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd.
Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets.
There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough. Hotel room? I won't leave the bathroom!
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd.
Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets.
There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough. F uck, I was planning on moving in with you! That a No Go? The well goes dry every evening....we ain't got extra water for to wash your starfish ever couple of hours!
I am MAGA.
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I only shower every third Monday and then only if it's a full moon.
FJB & FJT
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Tracking and Return To Zero are important, also.
You really want one-hole groups.... I'm thinking differently. X-full choke with a dense pattern...perhaps just a full choke. Somedays extreme precision might leave more than it takes.
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no wonder you've turned into an old curmudgeon on here
sitting around thirsty and stinking up the place after dark every night
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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I only shower every third Monday and then only if it's a full moon. You are hired!
I am MAGA.
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I only shower every third Monday and then only if it's a full moon. You are hired! I'll bring firearms......and more importantly AMMO
FJB & FJT
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You know, starting threads like this will bring Goosey back.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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This thread has me thinking I need to get one installed at my house. Once I get done with the current plumbing repair and issues, that will be next on the list.
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I think a Bidet would be right up my alley!
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I think a Bidet would be right up my alley! depends on how good your water pressure is
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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I think a Bidet would be right up my alley! Only if aimed correctly !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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I think a Bidet would be right up my alley! Only if aimed correctly ! I wonder, are they right twist up here in the Northern Hemisphere and left twist down under where you came from??? You coriolus effect and all that.
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings. I can assure you the problem is never my ballsack to any issue :P you realize that as most men get older, their sack hangs a lot lower. For some, that wish they had for their junk being so long it hits the water comes true..... except it's the beans that touch the water instead of their frank.
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The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings. I can assure you the problem is never my ballsack to any issue :P you realize that as most men get older, their sack hangs a lot lower. For some, that wish they had for their junk being so long it hits the water comes true..... except it's the beans that touch the water instead of their frank. I use mine to forecast the weather
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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