50 years ago - 11/22/22
I was nearing the end of my second tour in 'Nam, a run of 18 months. Things were a little chaotic over there, to put it mildly. Was assigned to B Troop 7/17th Cav at Camp Enari, next door to Pleiku. This assignment was my 4th for that tour. 2/17th ACS, 1/9th ACS, 229th AHB then 7/17th. To be clear, my butt was a little raw, and I decided to take a little time off. You see, one of the things I didn't want to burden my parents with was a telegram telling them I was KIA right at the end of my tour. I was scheduled to depart on 6 December for the Real World.
So, I decided to throw a wrench in the works for the platoon scheduling officer, and went to visit the dentist. It happened that I had a severely impacted wisdom tooth that was bothering me a bit and I figured that if I had it removed the pain meds would keep me grounded until I got to the last few days, which typically saw you grounded anyway.
The dentist took a look at the Xray and told me it would be difficult to remove and asked if I could wait until I got back home. "Oh no, I can't wait!" An hour later he put down the hammer and chisel and let me set up to admire the 3 pieces of tooth he'd removed. Yeah, he gave me some meds and grounded me, so after my return to the unit I gave my platoon leader the paperwork. PO meter was pegged at 10 I think.
Went back to see the dentist for followup just a few days before I left and sitting in front of the med center was a Huey Dustoff bird with more .50 cal bullet holes than I could count. The copilot chair was perforated like swiss cheese and that part of the cockpit was sprayed with dry blood. another crewman seat in the rear, likewise.
I milled around for the remainder of my time and they finally put me on that big ol' jet airliner and it took me away from all the crap. I was pickin' bone/tooth chips out of my gum for about 6 months after that. Smiled every time.
So, I decided to throw a wrench in the works for the platoon scheduling officer, and went to visit the dentist. It happened that I had a severely impacted wisdom tooth that was bothering me a bit and I figured that if I had it removed the pain meds would keep me grounded until I got to the last few days, which typically saw you grounded anyway.
The dentist took a look at the Xray and told me it would be difficult to remove and asked if I could wait until I got back home. "Oh no, I can't wait!" An hour later he put down the hammer and chisel and let me set up to admire the 3 pieces of tooth he'd removed. Yeah, he gave me some meds and grounded me, so after my return to the unit I gave my platoon leader the paperwork. PO meter was pegged at 10 I think.
Went back to see the dentist for followup just a few days before I left and sitting in front of the med center was a Huey Dustoff bird with more .50 cal bullet holes than I could count. The copilot chair was perforated like swiss cheese and that part of the cockpit was sprayed with dry blood. another crewman seat in the rear, likewise.
I milled around for the remainder of my time and they finally put me on that big ol' jet airliner and it took me away from all the crap. I was pickin' bone/tooth chips out of my gum for about 6 months after that. Smiled every time.