Since we are in full on cabin fever season.... I and my esteemed colleagues at work have developed a theory over the years.....it's basically proven science at this point but, If a man purchases fake boobs for his wife/girlfriend..... He will NOT be the last person to play with them. We have proven this theory to be true almost 97.4% of the time.

Essentially just renting them.

Team player.

Another little factoid about women with fake boobs, and I have confirmed this with extensive personal research.... they are dying to show them off, simply ask and the majority will pull their top up... many will even do it in public if alcohol is involved.... truth

The nurse I had today had those butt implants, really weird looking.

I bought my wife a set.

She had reconstruction surgery after having them removed many many years ago for normally obvious reasons that women do so.

If you think for a second any of us own them????

fake, real..........regardless I like 'em

I don't need 'em.

But would you knead them, given the chance?

You get stuck staring not in “awe” butt in wtf is this?
I have seen a few ridiculous bumpers that obviously had implants in Mexico. Disgusting. Trying to attract the brothers I guess. Not for me. Yuck.

Definite fact.

a buddy of mine went and got a second job to buy his wife some boobs, the wife and I went for a visit and his wife was acting funny with me. we were out to dinner and the wife and her went to the bathroom and I asked my bud if she was mad at me, he said Oh yeah she's mad, I asked why? he said it was because I didn't say anything about her new boobs.

When her and my wife came back to the table I said "You know Lisa I couldn't help but notice what a great rack you're sporting now" the look on my wifes face was priceless!!

My buds wife looked at me, smiled and said Thanks Paul! it's about time you noticed and proceeded to tell all about picking them out and the surgery.

Everything went great the rest of the weekend.

BTW, my bud was not the last person to play with them but he was the guy that paid for them.

Paul, where are you on this??

YES I agree chicks that have the fakeies are likely to mess around in most cases. I have known that while some may not have stepped out on their husband, YET. I would say there just wasn't the right chance for it to happen. Given the right chance they would have or will have. Its from a deep rooted lack of attention they felt as a kid. This naturally means they want more attention, and guys that are interested feed that.

fakies are kinda out of style these days. it was a big deal 15-20 years ago. The problem is for most is they go way overboard with the size of them. This makes them have 2 choices, wear their teen age daughters t shirt that is way way too small. or wear something that fits and will make them look fat instead.

fakeies are a turn off to me. It says to me what are you compensating for. It also suggests something that isn't real. this probably means fake in other big details, like personality.

Speaking of butts, how did the mass evacuation go......

That's just not true, Brotha Fubar. I don't have to be drunk to ask to see them.

clean bill of health.

Roger, you had a butt implant today too!

Didn’t ya???

How do you know she has ass implants?

Looked like someone bolted a shelf where her ass should be, all out of proportion to the rest of her.

Does this mean we can expect full moon photo's of Roger in the near future? Paul will be delighted...

Show them to me… Set them puppies free…

Dated a number of gals years ago who had implants, meh.

Then I met a real hotty who had implants done along with a reduction having had two children. Amazing how much more natural when the skin is not being pulled and stretched to fit.

Osky

Ask her for pics. Love women with no self esteem.

My wife is a breast cancer survivor. and as a result the affected one was smaller in size.

After it was said and done, she had the good one reduced instead of the small one enhanced.

WTF?

My vote didn't count I guess.

See, you should have voted for the other option. You know they have to think it’s their idea.

Osky

Fake works best if it isn't detectable, or at least isn't obvious. There was an older gal in the neighborhood where I used to live who had a great set, admitted they were fake. Went way overboard with the eyelash job, though, but that's another story.

This!!!!!!

I always heard that you were buying them for the next guy. Has mostly been true in my experience. I know a chick that has has 3 upgrades! The first looked good. The 2nd looked ok. The 3rd looked ridiculous!

I know a few women that have had reductions done. Large is good until it caused back problems!

Y'all know you want this!

I once dated a girl with the most spectacular and large natural boobs and she wanted a boob job! I dumped her....

Fake boobs are generally nasty

Camera lens or are them feets size 14?

Not into fake t!tties but pregnant/nursing ones are fantastic. My late wife had almost no boobs when we first got together but after having our daughter she suddenly sprouted one helluva pair that remained even years later.

The shoulders are wider than the hips, ergo it was born male.

The only problem with fake boobs is that they taste funny.

Dated four different women who had boob-jobs, implants are attentionHor equipment.
Their entire life becomes look at me and they don't go anywhere without their implants hanging out.

My brother bought a set, she moved on before the bruising was gone, lol, AND took all of his furniture ++ when she left. She talked a couple of his 'so called friends' into helping her with the move. laf

Some are nice some are over enhanced! Some are ok for a week some just for a night....

Never dated a woman with fake boobs. Not my thing.

Dated one who’s husband insisted she get them. She had them taken out as soon as she divorced him.

I had zero problem with the size she was. Told her if her husband wanted a woman with bigger boobs he should have dated one. Thought he was kind of a prick for insisting she get them.

Brides are real although about half the size they were a year and a half ago.

Was an F cup now I would say a large C.

A lot of back pain went away when those were reduced.

I've know 4 women that got new boobs, they all got new husband's too!

Like I said.... it's science.🤣

You guys do understand you are only renting.....

In a small town, you don't get divorced... you just lose your turn.... don't buy the boobs...

I don't understand the desire for a fat ass, from the perspective of a man or woman. Getting implants for it just blows my mind.

I sure don’t understand the lips

Maybe they feel good in the right spot
But look like crap

Eeek

Hank

dudes that insist are pretty much wanting to tag some strange, not that most dudes don't want to, but some act on it. I know a guy that inisisted on his wife getting them She was a sweet girl that lived a sheltered life. you know not into anything other than standard stuff. but he insisted on here getting the fakeies.

He had a job in law enforcement and was about 18 years into his full law enforcement retirement with 20years of service. apparently he was commenting on another co workers rack and she complained and they fired him for sexual harassment. by by LE retirement that they had to live on peanuts in the beginning for. wouldn't that be awesome to come home and explain to the wife how you got fired for something like that and how the LE retirement was gone and how a total career change was now required.

My girlfriend has two identical breasts.

Identitties.

Women can spot a sucker, a guy Brian who did my roofing work.

He put a cute young woman through nursing school + a boob-job, told him more than once what she was going to do. LEAVE HIM when she graduates.
He informed me of her State Exam coming up, I said yeah yeah yeah.

She passed the exam yippeee>>> she gone, she took everything in the Apartment, plus ran up an $8K credit card in his name. He came into work nearly crying saying 'you were right, I should have listened'.

If the mouth they go in has fake teeth then that would just be Karma, right?

Dated a girl I thought was pretty shapely. Didn't take long to remove the top. Rock hard and NO nipples. Repeat....., no nipples. She'd had breast cancer and they were removed. Horrible breast implants came later after her surgery and it had to be the worst implants ever performed. Seriously her boobs were exactly like softballs under the skin.

Knew another girl from my youth that was as flat as a boy. Years later I see her again and what to my surprise, is a very nice C-sized rack. I was blessed with seeing the bare essentials, and I have to admit, they were the prettiest I've ever seen.

If they taste real enough they are real enough.

they look nice...

they taste the same ?

My wife has a T shirt that says, Yes these are fake. The real ones tried to kill me.

that


almost made me lose my home made chicken faitas

Forgot; She even took his 50cal. Muzzleloader which he got back somehow , he then got a DUI and the cops stole his Muzzleloader. Not sure he ever got it back but he was trying.

Hardness in them is I believe calcium, one of the women I dated, hers were literally like rocks. She was saving to get them changed out. She was getting horrible scar tissue from them and headed for serious health problems.
A couple of dates was enough for me although she was nice.
Last time I saw her she had been married to the same guy for 15 years.

If the gal is not happy with herself, she is probably not going to be happy with you

I’d rather have small real bobbies than fake hard titties

Up until now I always assumed that a big giant ass like that was much more likely to be real, than to be ass implants.

Maybe the odds are shifting. LOL

I can think of eight women who have gotten bolt ons. All but one ran off within six months. Per the thread consensus, they wanted to show them off - and did. One was right in front of my buddies dad who commented “are those real?” She slapped an 87 year old man! Short of reconstructive surgery, have your buddy kick you in the tenders if you ever start to consider buying a pair.

+1, if the small bobbies are attached to a chubby girl even better!

You are kinda a freak of nature.... but carry on brother..

Some women are never satisfied with what they have.

The only thing giant tiddies are good for is pulling $1 bills out of guys mouths at the gentlemens club.

Not sure I would offer a dollar for a big bum bum to snatch from my face but, however, you may choose otherwise.

Back in the 90's I had a weekend job at a Casino in Biloxi, some strippers from Mobile, Alabama would play at the black-jack I was dealing.
They [2] had the GIGANTIC boob jobs [watermelon size] and told me they were going to strip/dance for 10 more years then retire on the money. They claimed they made over $200K per year.
One said one older fellow gives/tips her over $500 per week every week and has been doing it for a few years. Said she couldn't name the droves of guys who come in weekly and give her $100-$200 bucks.
One guy gave her $1000 to ride with him on his Harley while his friend video'd it, the whole thing took 30 minutes she said. LOTS of lame dumbasses in the world, LOTS.

Most women are mentally ill

More than most women who have fake tits are mentally ill

Self esteem issues and personality disorders for sure.

Best dating advice I can give is to take a hard pass on hard tits

Bolt-ons....no thanks..

Big, small, real or fake. Don’t care what kind of titties you have, a look I’ll take.

^^^as long as she’s breathing ^^^^


Desperate

Kinda an usual combination I confess but I like em.

+ 1 , Some women need male attention ,like they need air to breathe,without it,they are miserable,and,they will do anything and everything to get it.
Every woman we know with fake boobs,Botox,lip injections,etc.Has been married multiple times,kids with different fathers,just a mess.

Since it’s been established the average age at the fire is 90, my guess is most of you are use to looking at tiddys much like a tube sock with a couple rolls of quarters in it.

Even bad fakes would be an upgrade.

LOL

Worked at a place about 15 years ago, and there was this young girl there. She looked about 20 or so. She had got a Pell grant check for her schooling. It was too much and she called and told them. They said, keep it. She used it for some D cups.

The neighbor I mentioned was happily married. Older gal, but well preserved aside from the boob job. Doesn't disprove the generality, though.

Best way for a chick to dupe a wealthy dude.

Smart

Fella I know is a paramedic. Said he had to shock an older woman who had a boob job. Said when he cut the bra they fell aside like a billiard ball in a sock.

My brother spent $8000 right before the divorce…
Not sure if that was per side or total. I don’t think he ever got to spend time with them.

But he claims it was worth improving her for the next guy when he filed for divorce. Last I new she had glombed onto a crashed his lambo rich guy who called my brother for advice on how to chew his arm off to get rid of her.

Yet, here you are.

Second wife had really great bolt ons they really were
Really she had them before I married her

We were married very very short time (you would not believe how short)
She was nuts but I bet she says the same about me

Oh well

Hank

I have long theorized that boobs are the "membership card" for the female gender. Women use them to prove to each other that they are women. That's why women display them: it's not for men; it's for other women. That's why they take umbrage if we stare at them. Getting fake ones is a kind of competition. Look at me - I'm more woman than you are.

Your mom said you’re still taking it in the ass. Tell her I said “hey”

I like your style.

No truer words were ever spoken...the whole excessive female grooming thing, fashion clothing, hair, makeup, nails, jewry, dressing to the nines to go to the mall....nope, it ain't about you fellas...women will lord it over other women to the point of insanity.

I'm sorry, but this thread does nothing without pics.

at first from the title I figured this was another Burns thread..
this is a much better subject...

ROFLMAO...

Burns boobs are real...

His guns are fake...

I knew a gal, way back in the early 80's. They were nice looking but the thing that struck me was, they were not as warm as other parts of her body.

That was a little strange,

Had a girlfriend who was pretty petite and she had fake boobs..not too big, just about the right size. But they were hard! Like two baseballs glued to her chest.

We were at a cookout once and she came up behind me and pressed herself against my back, and covered my eyes and said "Guess who?"..

Wasn't much of a challenge with those baseballs poking into my back.

I was once told there's nothing sadder than a fat gal with small boobs.

Sorry Les, I gotta agree. I'm all for the chubby gals but not a fan of the flatso

LOL, but you still should have taken your time and tossed out a few other names, just to see what happened!

My grandpa always said that guying a woman a set of fake ones is like buying a brand new pickup, and giving every guy in town a set of keys.

I think that these make up the 2.6% mentioned in the OP for whom the payor is indeed the sole benefactor.

I would in a heart beat. I bet she’s a lot of fun.

Knowing Roger he prolly grabed a hand full LOL

😂

Brandon, don’t get me wrong I’m not say flatso just not gigantic. When talking chubby girls you gotta consider all proportions! 😂

Techsan, I’m gonna have to start using this quote!

She won't be hitting you with some BS paternity suit either.

If most are crazy, doesn’t that mean the crazy ones are normal? Because crazy is the norm.





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my friend texted this pic from Hawaii



Real?

Fake?

Going with real...,

What I don't like are those cookie cutter cuties, especially the ones that went out of their way to have that look that says, "LOOK at ME."

That shot of the babe with the weird lips that look like a prolapsed rectum is a prime example of, What in hell was she thinking?"

Those that like bobs the size of basketballs are welcome to them. I prefer my women all natural. My first wife had huge boobs and a body like the Venus de Milo. and the boobs were all her's. Seems like in later years the rest of her got huge to match. Funny thing, she told my second wife that she never should have divorced me.

My second wife was not all that well endowed but all natural and could have been a model. She actually was offered a job modeling for one of the upscale San Francisco stored and turned them down. We lasted for 52 years before she passed.

I often wonder, just what is this obsession with oversized mammary glands anyway? Is it an association with food or were they weaned too early? That's an honest question BTW. Personally. when it comes to what a woman looks like, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The girl I'm dating these days is a real cutie. I've known her for years. As a young lady she would have been a perfect person to play Betty Boop. I'm talking a dead ringer. She's in the mid 50's now and still looks pretty damn good. Not sure how it'll all work out but time will tell.
PJ

Exactly. They don't yell, they don't swell, they don't smell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as Hell!

L.W.

Fake

actually they're real and she had a breast reduction

They’re amazing then and she’s a hottie to go along with them.

haha

Who cares? They look great. Tell her I said “what’s up”

Such a howl here to watch all you middle aged men slobbering over girls you could not get near w/o a pile of 100s.

Almost all the pics seen here are Russian pros with fake everything.

As the old PA Dutch saying says: "cooking lasts, kissing don't."

A minty 99 excites me more than some whore with implants.

Yikes!

Not handled many, but find them visually appealing. Especially down in the Misc. thread.

Isn’t she a member’s wife?

That’s been posted before.

I have never touched fake boobs, or any actually for the last 3 years.

Trouble with fakes is that they require frequent maintenance, either the chick decides she wants bigger one or they rupture and require replacement. It's definately not once and done. And Botox augmented lips are absolutely disgusting.

I saw a gal at the gym who looked like she had ass implants.

But I'm pretty sure it was just her ass.

The lumpy kind?

Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim

The lumpy kind???

I don't want to play anymore.

It comes in Scratch and Sniff too!

Damn, if the women at the gym looked like that I'd quit!

Went with the wife back when I was married to a work lunch-in with some of her Co workers.

One of the girls sat next to my wife and I had my arm around my wife as she sat down.

She Rubbed her newly acquired fake boob on the back of my hand as she lowered her self down to her chair.

It felt like an Hard Basketball.

They may look good on some girls but I much rather feel the real deal my self.

No scratch necessary...I could smell that coming off my monitor and now I'm gonna need a new one.

Dammit.

She heard ya and came arunnin’!!

https://twitter.com/CilComLFC/status/1616143849616818178?s=20&t=2RS5JkuRqan3_rOkmrPejA

If I can touch them they're real.

😂😂😂😂

She prolly got a a decent 40 yd time….

Serious azz implants!

Shar-pei ass !!!

Bruce Jenner's latest surgery results...

(B A R F )

From the pics I've seen, its been MORE than enough.....BARFO....

some of this crap can't be unseen...

LOL...

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