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I've know 4 women that got new boobs, they all got new husband's too! Like I said.... it's science.🤣
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I've know 4 women that got new boobs, they all got new husband's too! Like I said.... it's science.🤣 You guys do understand you are only renting.....
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In a small town, you don't get divorced... you just lose your turn.... don't buy the boobs... 
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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The nurse I had today had those butt implants, really weird looking. I don't understand the desire for a fat ass, from the perspective of a man or woman. Getting implants for it just blows my mind.
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Y'all know you want this!  ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/p7NpN0y.png) Camera lens or are them feets size 14? I sure don’t understand the lips Maybe they feel good in the right spot But look like crap Eeek Hank
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Never dated a woman with fake boobs. Not my thing.
Dated one who’s husband insisted she get them. She had them taken out as soon as she divorced him.
I had zero problem with the size she was. Told her if her husband wanted a woman with bigger boobs he should have dated one. Thought he was kind of a prick for insisting she get them. dudes that insist are pretty much wanting to tag some strange, not that most dudes don't want to, but some act on it. I know a guy that inisisted on his wife getting them She was a sweet girl that lived a sheltered life. you know not into anything other than standard stuff. but he insisted on here getting the fakeies. He had a job in law enforcement and was about 18 years into his full law enforcement retirement with 20years of service. apparently he was commenting on another co workers rack and she complained and they fired him for sexual harassment. by by LE retirement that they had to live on peanuts in the beginning for. wouldn't that be awesome to come home and explain to the wife how you got fired for something like that and how the LE retirement was gone and how a total career change was now required.
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My girlfriend has two identical breasts.
Identitties.
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Women can spot a sucker, a guy Brian who did my roofing work.
He put a cute young woman through nursing school + a boob-job, told him more than once what she was going to do. LEAVE HIM when she graduates.
He informed me of her State Exam coming up, I said yeah yeah yeah.
She passed the exam yippeee>>> she gone, she took everything in the Apartment, plus ran up an $8K credit card in his name. He came into work nearly crying saying 'you were right, I should have listened'.
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
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If the mouth they go in has fake teeth then that would just be Karma, right?
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Dated a girl I thought was pretty shapely. Didn't take long to remove the top. Rock hard and NO nipples. Repeat....., no nipples. She'd had breast cancer and they were removed. Horrible breast implants came later after her surgery and it had to be the worst implants ever performed. Seriously her boobs were exactly like softballs under the skin.
Knew another girl from my youth that was as flat as a boy. Years later I see her again and what to my surprise, is a very nice C-sized rack. I was blessed with seeing the bare essentials, and I have to admit, they were the prettiest I've ever seen.
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fake, real..........regardless I like 'em If they taste real enough they are real enough.
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Since we are in full on cabin fever season.... I and my esteemed colleagues at work have developed a theory over the years.....it's basically proven science at this point but, If a man purchases fake boobs for his wife/girlfriend..... He will NOT be the last person to play with them. We have proven this theory to be true almost 97.4% of the time. they look nice... they taste the same ?
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My wife has a T shirt that says, Yes these are fake. The real ones tried to kill me.
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Y'all know you want this! that almost made me lose my home made chicken faitas
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Women can spot a sucker, a guy Brian who did my roofing work.
He put a cute young woman through nursing school + a boob-job, told him more than once what she was going to do. LEAVE HIM when she graduates.
He informed me of her State Exam coming up, I said yeah yeah yeah.
She passed the exam yippeee>>> she gone, she took everything in the Apartment, plus ran up an $8K credit card in his name. He came into work nearly crying saying 'you were right, I should have listened'. Forgot; She even took his 50cal. Muzzleloader which he got back somehow , he then got a DUI and the cops stole his Muzzleloader. Not sure he ever got it back but he was trying.
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
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Dated a girl I thought was pretty shapely. Didn't take long to remove the top. Rock hard and NO nipples. Repeat....., no nipples. She'd had breast cancer and they were removed. Horrible breast implants came later after her surgery and it had to be the worst implants ever performed. Seriously her boobs were exactly like softballs under the skin.
Knew another girl from my youth that was as flat as a boy. Years later I see her again and what to my surprise, is a very nice C-sized rack. I was blessed with seeing the bare essentials, and I have to admit, they were the prettiest I've ever seen. Hardness in them is I believe calcium, one of the women I dated, hers were literally like rocks. She was saving to get them changed out. She was getting horrible scar tissue from them and headed for serious health problems. A couple of dates was enough for me although she was nice. Last time I saw her she had been married to the same guy for 15 years.
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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If the gal is not happy with herself, she is probably not going to be happy with you
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I’d rather have small real bobbies than fake hard titties
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How do you know she has ass implants? Looked like someone bolted a shelf where her ass should be, all out of proportion to the rest of her. Up until now I always assumed that a big giant ass like that was much more likely to be real, than to be ass implants. Maybe the odds are shifting. LOL
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I can think of eight women who have gotten bolt ons. All but one ran off within six months. Per the thread consensus, they wanted to show them off - and did. One was right in front of my buddies dad who commented “are those real?” She slapped an 87 year old man! Short of reconstructive surgery, have your buddy kick you in the tenders if you ever start to consider buying a pair.
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