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Since we are in full on cabin fever season.... I and my esteemed colleagues at work have developed a theory over the years.....it's basically proven science at this point but, If a man purchases fake boobs for his wife/girlfriend..... He will NOT be the last person to play with them. We have proven this theory to be true almost 97.4% of the time.

Essentially just renting them.

Team player.

Another little factoid about women with fake boobs, and I have confirmed this with extensive personal research.... they are dying to show them off, simply ask and the majority will pull their top up... many will even do it in public if alcohol is involved.... truth

The nurse I had today had those butt implants, really weird looking.

I bought my wife a set.

She had reconstruction surgery after having them removed many many years ago for normally obvious reasons that women do so.

If you think for a second any of us own them????

fake, real..........regardless I like 'em

I don't need 'em.

But would you knead them, given the chance?

You get stuck staring not in “awe” butt in wtf is this?
I have seen a few ridiculous bumpers that obviously had implants in Mexico. Disgusting. Trying to attract the brothers I guess. Not for me. Yuck.

Definite fact.

a buddy of mine went and got a second job to buy his wife some boobs, the wife and I went for a visit and his wife was acting funny with me. we were out to dinner and the wife and her went to the bathroom and I asked my bud if she was mad at me, he said Oh yeah she's mad, I asked why? he said it was because I didn't say anything about her new boobs.

When her and my wife came back to the table I said "You know Lisa I couldn't help but notice what a great rack you're sporting now" the look on my wifes face was priceless!!

My buds wife looked at me, smiled and said Thanks Paul! it's about time you noticed and proceeded to tell all about picking them out and the surgery.

Everything went great the rest of the weekend.

BTW, my bud was not the last person to play with them but he was the guy that paid for them.

Paul, where are you on this??

YES I agree chicks that have the fakeies are likely to mess around in most cases. I have known that while some may not have stepped out on their husband, YET. I would say there just wasn't the right chance for it to happen. Given the right chance they would have or will have. Its from a deep rooted lack of attention they felt as a kid. This naturally means they want more attention, and guys that are interested feed that.

fakies are kinda out of style these days. it was a big deal 15-20 years ago. The problem is for most is they go way overboard with the size of them. This makes them have 2 choices, wear their teen age daughters t shirt that is way way too small. or wear something that fits and will make them look fat instead.

fakeies are a turn off to me. It says to me what are you compensating for. It also suggests something that isn't real. this probably means fake in other big details, like personality.

Speaking of butts, how did the mass evacuation go......

That's just not true, Brotha Fubar. I don't have to be drunk to ask to see them.

clean bill of health.

Roger, you had a butt implant today too!

Didn’t ya???

How do you know she has ass implants?

Looked like someone bolted a shelf where her ass should be, all out of proportion to the rest of her.

Does this mean we can expect full moon photo's of Roger in the near future? Paul will be delighted...