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I have long theorized that boobs are the "membership card" for the female gender. Women use them to prove to each other that they are women. That's why women display them: it's not for men; it's for other women. That's why they take umbrage if we stare at them. Getting fake ones is a kind of competition. Look at me - I'm more woman than you are.
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Big, small, real or fake. Don’t care what kind of titties you have, a look I’ll take. ^^^as long as she’s breathing ^^^^ Desperate Your mom said you’re still taking it in the ass. Tell her I said “hey”
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But would you knead them, given the chance? I like your style.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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I have long theorized that boobs are the "membership card" for the female gender. Women use them to prove to each other that they are women. That's why women display them: it's not for men; it's for other women. That's why they take umbrage if we stare at them. Getting fake ones is a kind of competition. Look at me - I'm more woman than you are. No truer words were ever spoken...the whole excessive female grooming thing, fashion clothing, hair, makeup, nails, jewry, dressing to the nines to go to the mall....nope, it ain't about you fellas...women will lord it over other women to the point of insanity.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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I'm sorry, but this thread does nothing without pics.
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at first from the title I figured this was another Burns thread..
this is a much better subject...
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But he claims it was worth improving her for the next guy when he filed for divorce. Last I new she had glombed onto a crashed his lambo rich guy who called my brother for advice on how to chew his arm off to get rid of her. ROFLMAO...
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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at first from the title I figured this was another Burns thread..
this is a much better subject... Burns boobs are real... His guns are fake...
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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I knew a gal, way back in the early 80's. They were nice looking but the thing that struck me was, they were not as warm as other parts of her body.
That was a little strange,
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I knew a gal, way back in the early 80's. They were nice looking but the thing that struck me was, they were not as warm as other parts of her body.
That was a little strange, Had a girlfriend who was pretty petite and she had fake boobs..not too big, just about the right size. But they were hard! Like two baseballs glued to her chest. We were at a cookout once and she came up behind me and pressed herself against my back, and covered my eyes and said "Guess who?".. Wasn't much of a challenge with those baseballs poking into my back. 
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I’d rather have small real bobbies than fake hard titties +1, if the small bobbies are attached to a chubby girl even better! I was once told there's nothing sadder than a fat gal with small boobs.
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I’d rather have small real bobbies than fake hard titties +1, if the small bobbies are attached to a chubby girl even better! I was once told there's nothing sadder than a fat gal with small boobs. Sorry Les, I gotta agree. I'm all for the chubby gals but not a fan of the flatso
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I knew a gal, way back in the early 80's. They were nice looking but the thing that struck me was, they were not as warm as other parts of her body.
That was a little strange, Had a girlfriend who was pretty petite and she had fake boobs..not too big, just about the right size. But they were hard! Like two baseballs glued to her chest. We were at a cookout once and she came up behind me and pressed herself against my back, and covered my eyes and said "Guess who?".. Wasn't much of a challenge with those baseballs poking into my back. LOL, but you still should have taken your time and tossed out a few other names, just to see what happened!
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My grandpa always said that guying a woman a set of fake ones is like buying a brand new pickup, and giving every guy in town a set of keys.
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I bought my wife a set.
She had reconstruction surgery after having them removed many many years ago for normally obvious reasons that women do so. I think that these make up the 2.6% mentioned in the OP for whom the payor is indeed the sole benefactor.
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I would in a heart beat. I bet she’s a lot of fun.
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How do you know she has ass implants? Knowing Roger he prolly grabed a hand full LOL
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I’d rather have small real bobbies than fake hard titties +1, if the small bobbies are attached to a chubby girl even better! I was once told there's nothing sadder than a fat gal with small boobs. 😂 I’d rather have small real bobbies than fake hard titties +1, if the small bobbies are attached to a chubby girl even better! I was once told there's nothing sadder than a fat gal with small boobs. Sorry Les, I gotta agree. I'm all for the chubby gals but not a fan of the flatso Brandon, don’t get me wrong I’m not say flatso just not gigantic. When talking chubby girls you gotta consider all proportions! 😂
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I’d rather have small real bobbies than fake hard titties +1, if the small bobbies are attached to a chubby girl even better! I was once told there's nothing sadder than a fat gal with small boobs. Techsan, I’m gonna have to start using this quote!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
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