What Are The Turdlike People Qualifications?

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

you have to have done battle with a well established troll and driven them to pull their hair out and send you threaten PMs

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You need the blessing of the Grand Poobah. I had a reference to my membership in my sig line previously, but since Lee and Old Man departed, it isn't as much fun as before.

Contact Fishhead- I think he has the only approved training program.

Originally Posted by stxhunter

you have to have done battle with a well established troll and driven them to pull their hair out and send you threaten PMs

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I wouldn't be so cocky, ..."The investigation Continues"

I understand the Douchelady has been put in charge.

GTC

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

You win that status after you've regularly demolished enough of the popular girls in legitimate debate. The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver, in a no holds barred effort at marginalization through spin, lies, mischaracterization, and fabricated mythology. This way they don't have to suffer any further humiliation in authentic debate. Once successfully marginalized, one has achieved turdlike status in the eyes of the popular girls and their reliable, though simple-minded, minions.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

You win that status after you've regularly demolished enough of the popular girls in legitimate debate. The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver, in a no holds barred effort at marginalization through spin, lies, mischaracterization, and fabricated mythology. This way they don't have to suffer any further humiliation in authentic debate. Once successfully marginalized, one has achieved turdlike status in the eyes of the popular girls and their reliable, though simple-minded, minions.

You'll smoke a turd in hell for that statement.

Pox on you, THR.

I'm calling for all the members of the merry band of turdlike people to gang up on you.

Uuuuuuuuuh, you're gonna get it now.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

You win that status after you've regularly demolished enough of the popular girls in legitimate debate. The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver, in a no holds barred effort at marginalization through spin, lies, mischaracterization, and fabricated mythology. This way they don't have to suffer any further humiliation in authentic debate. Once successfully marginalized, one has achieved turdlike status in the eyes of the popular girls and their reliable, though simple-minded, minions.

Geeezzzz, I tell ya the way gays think.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

You win that status after you've regularly demolished enough of the popular girls in legitimate debate. The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver, in a no holds barred effort at marginalization through spin, lies, mischaracterization, and fabricated mythology. This way they don't have to suffer any further humiliation in authentic debate. Once successfully marginalized, one has achieved turdlike status in the eyes of the popular girls and their reliable, though simple-minded, minions.

you're one to talk about authentic debate....

I can't tell how many times you were asked to present facts, and you have simply faded away.

Originally Posted by RWE

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

You win that status after you've regularly demolished enough of the popular girls in legitimate debate. The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver, in a no holds barred effort at marginalization through spin, lies, mischaracterization, and fabricated mythology. This way they don't have to suffer any further humiliation in authentic debate. Once successfully marginalized, one has achieved turdlike status in the eyes of the popular girls and their reliable, though simple-minded, minions.

you're one to talk about authentic debate....

I can't tell how many times you were asked to present facts, and you have simply faded away.

Remember facts and evidence mean nothing to a Liberal. Only the Party Line counts.

Go eat chit and howl at the moon, with your little psycho monkey Bud, TRH.

GTC

Well the turd like people are out in force.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

You win that status after you've regularly demolished enough of the popular girls in legitimate debate. The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver, in a no holds barred effort at marginalization through spin, lies, mischaracterization, and fabricated mythology. This way they don't have to suffer any further humiliation in authentic debate. Once successfully marginalized, one has achieved turdlike status in the eyes of the popular girls and their reliable, though simple-minded, minions.

huh, you must not pay attention.....near as i can figure the quickest way to make turdlike status is to put a funny Hitler avatar up and it causes a short circuit in one particular members 2 brain cells and he fires of PM's to you demanding you pull it down.......

Originally Posted by RAS2

Well the turd like people are out in force.

In the eye of the beholder, eh?

Originally Posted by RAS2

Well the turd like people are out in force.

Just circling the wagons like middle school girls.

Or so I understand from the authority of middle school girl locker room behavior.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver, in a no holds barred effort ....

All I'm saying is if one does not bow to popular opionion one is deemed a kook. How dare anyone think for himself. Kinda like how the government tries to operate.

TRH and apparently RAS2 have no clue what the reference to turdlike is all about. It all evolved from VarmintGuy's comments. When someone disagreed with him they were deemed turdlike. It became a badge of honor! Now it has extended to add Lee24, Bosslady, and a few others to the ranks of Varmintguy....

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver,

Why does it not surprise me that you have intimate knowledge of the inner workings of a middle school girls locker room.....

get some help.

Heck, all I'm saying is if you want to throw out an opinion in contrast to the one held by the masses, than one should be prepared to back it up, even in the event that someone is "less than civil" in being contrary.

Something that the resident psychologist is unwilling to do. If he opens Pandora's box, he shouldn't escape scrutiny by crawling inside it and closing the lid.

I have already achieved "kook-like" status, by some accounts.

If you have to ask...you can't afford it.

Quiet old cat turd!

Get'em Terry. Now post a good cat picture.

having over a 1000 post a year is a good start

Originally Posted by ldholton

having over a 1000 post a year is a good start

Poor typing skills eh?

To Be One, Ask One...

R.

Originally Posted by elkhunter76

Originally Posted by ldholton

having over a 1000 post a year is a good start

Poor typing skills eh?

nope poor typing dont spend my life on a computer as many other e-xperts do

Originally Posted by RAS2

All I'm saying is if one does not bow to popular opionion one is deemed a kook. How dare anyone think for himself. Kinda like how the government tries to operate.

Saying that our Armed Forces Members are "Psychopathic Killers" is certainly outside the realm of 'popular opinion', on this site, anyway.

What an old bunch of sticks in the mud we are.

GTC

Originally Posted by tzone

If you have to ask...you can't afford it.

You have to speak to this guy:

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About this:

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Bribes like this will surely help:

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Originally Posted by ldholton

Originally Posted by elkhunter76

Originally Posted by ldholton

having over a 1000 post a year is a good start

Poor typing skills eh?

nope poor typing dont spend my life on a computer as many other e-xperts do

no experts here

Some here just need to lighten up a bunch!

Beargease, I hope you are only referring to the third slide?

R.

Yes, yes the third slide!
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You had me worried for a minute.

R.

Originally Posted by rattler

huh, you must not pay attention.....near as i can figure the quickest way to make turdlike status is to put a funny Hitler avatar up and it causes a short circuit in one particular members 2 brain cells and he fires of PM's to you demanding you pull it down.......

I don't get it....

Well, you are Texan. Give it some time.

R.

The banjo strummin' Hitler avatar gets you on the Kook List - no association with turdlike status.

Jus sayin'.

Originally Posted by fish head

The banjo strummin' Hitler avatar gets you on the Kook List - no association with turdlike status.

Jus sayin'.

Perhaps we need some operational definitions.

Originally Posted by Rman

To Be One, Ask One...

R.

Ingwe?

He IS the POO-BBBBBAHHH.

R.

Originally Posted by ldholton

having over a 1000 post a year is a good start

I don't have 1,000 posts over 4 years!

I have written an anthem for the Clan of The Turdlike People. I humbly submit it for the Grand Poobah's review.

SURFIN' Turd
Beargrease 2011

A-well-a everybody's heard about the turd
T-t-t-turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, the turd is the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, well the turd is the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, well the turd is the word
A-well-a turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, well the turd is the word
A-well-a turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the turd?
Well, everybody knows that the turd is the word!
A-well-a turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a...
A-well-a everybody's heard about the turd
Turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd, turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the turd?
Well, everybody's talking about the turd!
A-well-a turd, turd, t-turd's the word
A-well-a turd...
Surfin' turd
Ttttttttttttttttt... [retching noises]... aaah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the turd?
Well, everybody knows that the turd is the word!
A-well-a turd, turd, t-turd's the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
[repeat to fade]

Well done, but be careful, that may get you in. I would have changed the Papa-ooma-mow-mow's to PooBah-oma-mow-mow's, but that's just me.

R.

Originally Posted by doubletap

You need the blessing of the Grand Poobah. I had a reference to my membership in my sig line previously, but since Lee and Old Man departed, it isn't as much fun as before.

It is always fun....you need to search your soul, but if you are truly turdlike, it will find you.

I envision a thread with a psychoanalytic tool, jogging in Speedos, only to be chased down by a Negro driving a Ford pickup, trying to kill him.....

He also prolly has a closet full of Jellys, lamenting the fact that Crocs have usurped them....

Originally Posted by TNrifleman

Originally Posted by Rman

To Be One, Ask One...

R.

Ingwe?

I was gonna come up with all kind of clever poobahisms for the nay sayers...but I see you guys have it handled..

You make me SO proud! ( sniff, sniff..)

We try oh mighty one!

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Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by fish head

The banjo strummin' Hitler avatar gets you on the Kook List - no association with turdlike status.

Jus sayin'.

Perhaps we need some operational definitions.

What's this "We" chit,....you're neither Turdlike or a Desert Rat.

STFU and go play with your monkey, Nun-Chuk Boy.

GTC

Originally Posted by T LEE

We try oh mighty one!

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I like your style......

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

You win that status after you've regularly demolished enough of the popular girls in legitimate debate. The popular girls then circle the wagons in a middle-school locker-room style pile-on maneuver, in a no holds barred effort at marginalization through spin, lies, mischaracterization, and fabricated mythology. This way they don't have to suffer any further humiliation in authentic debate. Once successfully marginalized, one has achieved turdlike status in the eyes of the popular girls and their reliable, though simple-minded, minions.

TRH,

The turdlike people have convened and taken a vote.

Sorry to inform you that you've received a vote of .... "partial flush". That's very bad.

A "partial flush" vote (you know, when then the tank's only half full and the lever is thrown - but it still leaves floaties) is the equivalent of being black balled.

No turdlike membership for you - ever.

Originally Posted by fish head

TRH,

The turdlike people have convened and taken a vote.

Sorry to inform you that you've received a vote of .... "partial flush". That's very bad.

A "partial flush" vote (you know, when then the tank's only half full and the lever is thrown - but it still leaves floaties) is the equivalent of being black balled.

No turdlike membership for you - ever.

I take it that's a good thing, then.

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

Well lets see. The original band of turds achieved membership status solely on the level of their anti-Leupold rhetoric. Eventually, the folks who regularly post in the general Campfire forum (non-gun owners, non-fisherman, non-shooters) became jealous of the folks who started the 24HourCampfire and their love of the outdoors and changed the requirements for membership.

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Originally Posted by Beargrease

I noticed that some members here have achieved Turdlike status. Question is what qualifies one for this exulted standing?

Well lets see. The original band of turds achieved membership status solely on the level of their anti-Leupold rhetoric. Eventually, the folks who regularly post in the general Campfire forum (non-gun owners, non-fisherman, non-shooters) became jealous of the folks who started the 24HourCampfire and their love of the outdoors and changed the requirements for membership.

WRONG, WRONG, WRONG.

Partial flush for you too, RDFinn.

Turdlike people = People who think its ok for some to die and not others.
Turdlike people = People who think because of choice of employment its not so bad that they died or got hurt.
Turdlike People = Westboro Baptist Church and People who think like them.
Turdlike People = Ignorant and stupid and senseless

Originally Posted by Enrique

Turdlike people = People who think its ok for some to die and not others.
Turdlike people = People who think because of choice of employment its not so bad that they died or got hurt.
Turdlike People = Westboro Baptist Church and People who think like them.
Turdlike People = Ignorant and stupid and senseless

You could not be more wrong. You need ot read my post above. You miss the gist of it all.

Sorry there but I'm part of the founding fathers as "Turd Like" folks were first discovered in the Optics Forum.

My bad! I just jumped to assumptions!
T Lee got me frustrated so it was his fault!

Originally Posted by elkhunter76

Originally Posted by Enrique

Turdlike people = People who think its ok for some to die and not others.
Turdlike people = People who think because of choice of employment its not so bad that they died or got hurt.
Turdlike People = Westboro Baptist Church and People who think like them.
Turdlike People = Ignorant and stupid and senseless

You could not be more wrong. You need ot read my post above. You miss the gist of it all.

pretty much, ive actually met the Grand Poobah of the Turdlike People and this description does not fit him in the slightest.....infact most the Turdlike people rank as some of the members i would like to meet the most off this site....

OK.

So far, TRH, RDFinn and Enrique have received a "partial flush" vote.

FWIW, you've all on the 24 hour campfire Kook List.

Take solice in that.

Yes, I believe that Ingwe was one of if not the first to be crowned a turd. For those who maybe fuzzy on this, VarmintGuy corralled the original Turds. Like Big Stick would probably say....I remember the days when Turds actually used to shoot...........

Don't use my name and Browneye's in the same sentence.

If I'm on the partial flush then TLEE should be partial flush with corn! Its his fault I tell ya! its his fault!

Guys like yourself, you know, actual hunters/shooters will always be potential members. Do nothings, like Browneye, Derby Debbie, Barak and several other jerkoffs whose names escape me will continue to pollute the Campfire.

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Yes, I believe that Ingwe was one of if not the first to be crowned a turd. For those who maybe fuzzy on this, VarmintGuy corralled the original Turds. Like Big Stick would probably say....I remember the days when Turds actually used to shoot...........

Hey,

Don't get all confused about the facts. It was January 1, 2011 that I last fired a weapon. AND ... and while hunting pheasants.

Nah, nah, nah .........

Originally Posted by fish head

OK.

So far, TRH, RDFinn and Enrique have received a "partial flush" vote.

FWIW, you've all on the 24 hour campfire Kook List.

Take solice in that.

Look , Enrique (Kique) is one of the FOUNDERS of the "Desert Rat Clan"

as well as being a guide / outfitter.

He's "Turdlike" and don't know it.

A good solid turd, IMHO.

GTC

Originally Posted by crossfireoops

Originally Posted by fish head

OK.

So far, TRH, RDFinn and Enrique have received a "partial flush" vote.

FWIW, you've all on the 24 hour campfire Kook List.

Take solice in that.

Look , Enrique (Kique) is one of the FOUNDERS of the "Desert Rat Clan"

as well as being a guide / outfitter.

He's "Turdlike" and don't know it.

A good solid turd, IMHO.

GTC

All is forgiven .....

Still doesn't take him off the Kook List.

Originally Posted by The_Real_Hawkeye

Originally Posted by fish head

TRH,

The turdlike people have convened and taken a vote.

Sorry to inform you that you've received a vote of .... "partial flush". That's very bad.

A "partial flush" vote (you know, when then the tank's only half full and the lever is thrown - but it still leaves floaties) is the equivalent of being black balled.

No turdlike membership for you - ever.

I take it that's a good thing, then.

THIS pathetic POS is about as "Polar opposite" of Kique as one could reckon,......and WAY beyond a "partial flush"

More like a "Toxic Waste Event" with "Hazmat" and "Medical Waste" thrown in.

Known to Suck Monkey's Di$ks, Lord only knows what else he's up to.

"Turdlike" ?

....NO WAY.

GTC

Originally Posted by fish head

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Yes, I believe that Ingwe was one of if not the first to be crowned a turd. For those who maybe fuzzy on this, VarmintGuy corralled the original Turds. Like Big Stick would probably say....I remember the days when Turds actually used to shoot...........

Hey,

Don't get all confused about the facts. It was January 1, 2011 that I last fired a weapon. AND ... and while hunting pheasants.

Nah, nah, nah .........

I can verify that Jeff shoots. I have actually seen him do it.

It seems to be, in my foggy memory, that Enrique has displayed some turdlike qualities in the past...

Oh, and FWIW, if you guys missed the earlier posts on another turdlike thread, one of the requirements is that you must have shown at least a modicum of disrespect to the Grand Poohbah on at least one occasion....

I'm sure he does but that don't make him any less confused.

Fish is PLENTY confused....

IIRC Varmintguy called me turdlike not long after he called Ingwe one.

Originally Posted by Tom264

IIRC Varmintguy called me turdlike not long after he called Ingwe one.

True Dat...Tom is verrrry Turdlike....

You need to get these gals in line about what makes one float or not..

And he has shown disrespect to the Poohbah on more than one occasion....

Originally Posted by RDFinn

You need to get these gals in line about what makes one float or not..

That is a secret that shall remain known only to the Poohbah....

Originally Posted by ingwe

It seems to be, in my foggy memory, that Enrique has displayed some turdlike qualities in the past...

Oh, and FWIW, if you guys missed the earlier posts on another turdlike thread, one of the requirements is that you must have shown at least a modicum of disrespect to the Grand Poohbah on at least one occasion....

I had a reference towards you while you were gone....

It might concern what you caught whilst not around here....

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by Tom264

IIRC Varmintguy called me turdlike not long after he called Ingwe one.

True Dat...Tom is verrrry Turdlike....

My wife says I smell turdlike on occasion.

While his Worshipful Excellency, the poobah himself did deem me turdlike in a strange breech of "eddicut", I did not feel worthy of the honor bestowed upon me. Why? Well I saw myself more as the "anti-turd" and a certain member (whom shall remain nameless) bestowed upon me the right honor of Lay Missionary to convert the turdlings back into the fold of un-turdliness.

Seeing this was a futile attempt, I now recognize the honor of turdlike as strictly TITular. And will be content to run my mission instead for the salvation of those poor young wayward female cheerleader types. Who perhaps, in their blindness have gone astray in their evening pillow fights while scantly clad in all manner of lacy nighties....

So there.....

K

Originally Posted by HawkI

I had a reference towards you while you were gone....

It might concern what you caught whilst not around here....

Don't be startin' with that " Village People" talk..

It gets Tom264 all horned up....

Originally Posted by ingwe

Fish is PLENTY confused....

But as a shooter he should have voting rights. I can see how you might require a poll tax however.

Oooh, you found it....

Nothing "slides" past the Poo-Bah....

Bob...you use too many big words...I can't follow you....

Originally Posted by Tracks

Originally Posted by ingwe

Fish is PLENTY confused....

But as a shooter he should have voting rights. I can see how you might require a poll tax however.

We refer to it as a "pole" tax....after our favorite exotic dancers...

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by HawkI

I had a reference towards you while you were gone....

It might concern what you caught whilst not around here....

Don't be startin' with that " Village People" talk..

It gets Tom264 all horned up....

Man youve been hard on me lately....I'm going to have to get even.

I'm laffin' now.

Scout is wondering what the hell is going on.

Originally Posted by ingwe

Bob...you use too many big words...I can't follow you....

Is Poo-Bah a title or onomatopoeia???

Here's a teaser for all non-turds...........

Originally Posted by VarmintGuy

Turd people: I don't see where "Leupold is crying like babies" ANYWHERE!
I also don't see any diminishment what so ever in the quality of Leupold Rifle scopes!
I have many dozen Leupold products right now and use them just about daily!
I have as yet to EVER have a leupold scope fail me in any way shape or form! And i have Hunted with them in every imagineable type harsh condition and rough travel!
I have Leupold scopes made in the late fifties and early sixties in fact - and they still function perfectly!
nd I have Leupold scopes that were purchased this year and dittoes there - they function perfectly and perform wonderfully on my Rifles!
Me thinks the Leupold naysayers are bankrupt these days and are grasping at straws to try and besmirch the worlds best selling Riflescopes - petty and immature as that my be!
Trying to BLAME Leupold for some clandestine and illegal operation/product coming out of China is just that PETTY and IMMATURE!
Get a life you turds.
Sheesh!
I was just at a huge gunshow on the west coast and the Leupold scopes (both new and used) sold better than ANY brand there!
I sold a couple of them in fact for profit myself.
I ran across one fellow that was so disappointed that his Weaver V-16 was not selling that late on Sunday afternoon I virtually stole it from him!
Weaver, if I recall correctly, is making their scopes in the Phillipines or Japan - they still are good scopes but nowhere near Leupold quality/reliability.
I am happy to hear the fine folks at Leupold recently BOUGHT the Redfield rights and are now producing a lifetime warranty Redfield scope at moderate prices!
I only hope Leupold will be doing warranty work on older Redfields as I have a couple of them that I have not been able to get reliably serviced for many years now!
Unlike the dozens upon dozens of Leupolds I now own and have owned in the past - the Redfields DO fail!
Long live Leupold & Stevens Company!
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

All I can say on this subject is that it is my worst failure in life. Ten years of hard work and I have never been nominated.

I hope you're aware that there's no "Weaseling out" of The Desert Rat Clan" with that sort of adroit and clearly textual dialogue.

I think turdliness, and Desertratliness are for keeps , myself.

Just one man's opinion, though.

GTC

Originally Posted by Tom264

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by HawkI

I had a reference towards you while you were gone....

It might concern what you caught whilst not around here....

Don't be startin' with that " Village People" talk..

It gets Tom264 all horned up....

Man youve been hard on me lately....I'm going to have to get even.

Originally Posted by Scott F

All I can say on this subject is that it is my worst failure in life. Ten years of hard work and I have never been nominated.

Scott, you are too decent...give it up....

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by Tom264

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by HawkI

I had a reference towards you while you were gone....

It might concern what you caught whilst not around here....

Don't be startin' with that " Village People" talk..

It gets Tom264 all horned up....

Man youve been hard on me lately....I'm going to have to get even.

Is that the cattle-lingus dude?
Geezus Tom! Tom 264 is the cattle-lingus dude AND the cop??

I grew up a San Pedro River Rat! Proud of it too! San Pedro is one of the only rivers that flows north. Kinda backwards like me.
Gonna update my resume and add I am turdlike partial flushed. See if it increases my job offers.

Don't even MENTION the cattle-lingus dude...

That was the sickest.....leave it up to RWE.......

Originally Posted by ingwe

Bob...you use too many big words...I can't follow you....

Titular; adj, Middle English- To be titlike; unlike turdlike.

K

Originally Posted by Enrique

I grew up a San Pedro River Rat! Proud of it too! San Pedro is one of the only rivers that flows north. Kinda backwards like me.
Gonna update my resume and add I am turdlike partial flushed. See if it increases my job offers.

I think the St.John's in Florida flows north...but I might be confused by reverse flushes and the coriolis effect....

Originally Posted by kaywoodie

Originally Posted by ingwe

Bob...you use too many big words...I can't follow you....

Titular; adj, Middle English- To be titlike; unlike turdlike.

K

then that means something good.....

Originally Posted by fish head

I'm laffin' now.

Scout is wondering what the hell is going on.

Repeat...

Jus sayin'.

Originally Posted by crossfireoops

I hope you're aware that there's no "Weaseling out" of The Desert Rat Clan" with that sort of adroit and clearly textual dialogue.

I think turdliness, and Desertratliness are for keeps , myself.

Just one man's opinion, though.

GTC

Yes I suppose there's no denigning the fact.......

I stand corrected.......

K

Poobah,

I was wondering????? Being Les's cousin and him being my favorite male cousin.
(of course he's the only one)
What would I be considered?

Why is it that being "turdlike" is such a big deal?

Originally Posted by PAMac

Poobah,

I was wondering????? Being Les's cousin and him being my favorite male cousin.
(of course he's the only one)
What would I be considered?

If Les is your favorite anything , you'd be considered a man or poor taste......

Time for intermission ...

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Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Why is it that being "turdlike" is such a big deal?

It's not, for you....some of us just come by it naturally....

Titular(s) is ALWAYS good!

K

I had a Leupold break... Just Sayin

Dang she forgot her seatbelt! Good thing she didn't forget her floatation devices!

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Why is it that being "turdlike" is such a big deal?

It's imperative that folks know what it takes to make a genuine floater..

Originally Posted by LBP

I had a Leupold break... Just Sayin

That's how it starts..

Originally Posted by fish head

Time for intermission ...

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How about an action shot over potholes or maybe a loggin road...

And suddenly we have a new contender..

Originally Posted by ingwe

Originally Posted by BrotherBart

Why is it that being "turdlike" is such a big deal?

It's not, for you....some of us just come by it naturally....

Hold on a minute there Poo-Bah... Have you forgotten that I was in on the first "Turdlike" PM? Or is it just a misplaced comma?

Originally Posted by Enrique

Dang she forgot her seatbelt! Good thing she didn't forget her floatation devices!

And to quote that famous 20th century philosopher Julius "Groucho" Marx, "I think I'll give that young lady a hand, and when she's not looking I'll give her the other hand....."

K

I have here a photo of krp....Border Rat AND turd...

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Sweaters n' Puppies...so cuddly....

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Originally Posted by RDFinn

Originally Posted by LBP

I had a Leupold break... Just Sayin

That's how it starts..

A brand new one no less on my BLR 358...

Originally Posted by HawkI

I have here a photo of krp....Border Rat AND turd...

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Bad choice.

I just lost the wood I had goin'.

Flush that one!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are on a roll HawkI. Wife caught me looking at the poses.

That is a fitting pic of KRP. Got one of DennisinAZ?

Originally Posted by Enrique

Dang she forgot her seatbelt! Good thing she didn't forget her floatation devices!

I'm a cop and didn't even notice the seatbelt...

You know, in certain circles (not ingwe's, but maybe Toms) that photo sits right next to the Kleenex's on the night stand....

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Originally Posted by LBP

I had a Leupold break... Just Sayin

That's how it starts..

A brand new one no less on my BLR 358...

Stating new/defective out of the gate bumps you to the front of the line in Turdville

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by Enrique

Dang she forgot her seatbelt! Good thing she didn't forget her floatation devices!

I'm a cop and didn't even notice the seatbelt...

Must be a Sergeant...........................

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Originally Posted by LBP

I had a Leupold break... Just Sayin

That's how it starts..

A brand new one no less on my BLR 358...

Stating new/defective out of the gate bumps you to the front of the line in Turdville

All right a nomination... Hey POOOH BAHHH

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by Enrique

Dang she forgot her seatbelt! Good thing she didn't forget her floatation devices!

I'm a cop and didn't even notice the seatbelt...

Must be a Sergeant...........................

LOL have we met??? Guilty as charged...

If I had that ass.....I'd never leave the house.
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Originally Posted by HawkI

If I had that ass.....I'd never leave the house.
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Something just doesn't seem right about that statement.

The pic is OK though.

Like minds think alike....

Originally Posted by fish head

Originally Posted by HawkI

If I had that ass.....I'd never leave the house.
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Something just doesn't seem right about that statement.

The pic is OK though.

You know exactly what that statement means, I pinky swear.....

Originally Posted by RDFinn

Like minds think alike....

Indeed Sir...

It happens every damn time ! Just when we saner members of the 'fire [aka SMOF's] have a petition circulated and have enough signatures to petition Rick to declare the 'fire a "Turd Free Zone" as it was originally envisioned .................. here come the tittie pictures and the petition gets lost in the shuffle .

Originally Posted by curdog4570

It happens every damn time ! Just when we saner members of the 'fire [aka SMOF's] have a petition circulated and have enough signatures to petition Rick to declare the 'fire a "Turd Free Zone" as it was originally envisioned .................. here come the tittie pictures and the petition gets lost in the shuffle .

Rick would never do it anyway, he would lose a dozen members and 65% of the posts.

Prolly some McMillan stocks and Talley ring sales too...

But I think he just tolerates the "aura"....

Originally Posted by curdog4570

It happens every damn time ! Just when we saner members of the 'fire [aka SMOF's] have a petition circulated and have enough signatures to petition Rick to declare the 'fire a "Turd Free Zone" as it was originally envisioned .................. here come the tittie pictures and the petition gets lost in the shuffle .

That puts you on the Kook List and earns a "partial flush" vote.

Originally Posted by curdog4570

It happens every damn time ! Just when we saner members of the 'fire [aka SMOF's] have a petition circulated and have enough signatures to petition Rick to declare the 'fire a "Turd Free Zone" as it was originally envisioned .................. here come the tittie pictures and the petition gets lost in the shuffle .

And I quote from my earlier post;
"Well I saw myself more as the "anti-turd" and a certain member (whom shall remain nameless) bestowed upon me the right honor of Lay Missionary to convert the turdlings back into the fold of un-turdliness.

Seeing this was a futile attempt, I now recognize the honor of turdlike as strictly TITular."

I rest my case.......

K

This is sad... What happened to the pics???

Originally Posted by kaywoodie

Originally Posted by curdog4570

It happens every damn time ! Just when we saner members of the 'fire [aka SMOF's] have a petition circulated and have enough signatures to petition Rick to declare the 'fire a "Turd Free Zone" as it was originally envisioned .................. here come the tittie pictures and the petition gets lost in the shuffle .

And I quote from my earlier post;
"Well I saw myself more as the "anti-turd" and a certain member (whom shall remain nameless) bestowed upon me the right honor of Lay Missionary to convert the turdlings back into the fold of un-turdliness.

Seeing this was a futile attempt, I now recognize the honor of turdlike as strictly TITular."

I rest my case.......

K

Once a turd - always a turd ...

Originally Posted by LBP

This is sad... What happened to the pics???

Say no more ...

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You guys are BAD!
I bet a lot of you guys that use viagra don't need it tonight.
Dirty old men!

Originally Posted by HawkI

O ya!!!

HawkI,

A vote of confidence from a fellow member of the turdlike people.

Originally Posted by crossfireoops

I like HawkI's pics mo betta...

Fish and Hawk have come thru with class and style in a BIG way...

Originally Posted by fish head

HawkI,

A vote of confidence from a fellow member of the turdlike people.

Ya think Beargrease got any hints?

Originally Posted by fish head

Originally Posted by LBP

This is sad... What happened to the pics???

Say no more ...

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AHH Porch Girl...

I have a picture with almonds...

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by crossfireoops

I like HawkI's pics mo betta...

You'll have one HELL of a less lot of trouble out of the one's I posted, though.

GTC

Bastards took it away...

Anyways, I liked Kelly Kapowski AFTER Saved By The Bell, even though I think she's close to my age...
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Originally Posted by HawkI

Originally Posted by fish head

HawkI,

A vote of confidence from a fellow member of the turdlike people.

Ya think Beargrease got any hints?

Doesn't matter.

You done good.

One last one for the road..

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Originally Posted by crossfireoops

Originally Posted by LBP

Originally Posted by crossfireoops

I like HawkI's pics mo betta...

You'll have one HELL of a less lot of trouble out of the one's I posted, though.

GTC

While that is true, they are not as much fun!!!

And a fish one....for fish...Sorry for my mug.

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Originally Posted by HawkI

One last one for the road..

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Well Done SIR...

For all the Turdlike People:

Thank me later!!!!

http://www.tagtele.com/v/11924 <>

Originally Posted by battue

For all the Turdlike People:

Thank me later!!!!

http://www.tagtele.com/v/11924 <>

What a beautiful song...

Originally Posted by HawkI

This is what cops mean when they say "assume the position".

Originally Posted by Enrique

My bad! I just jumped to assumptions!
T Lee got me frustrated so it was his fault!

It is ALWAYS my fault, just ask my wife!

DANG!.....you guys were busy! I just reviewed the last few pages prior to my morning coffee....I'm AWAKE!

Don't need no stinkin' coffee.....

Pooh Bahh please refer to age 13 of the thread a nomination has been made. All because I broke my Leupold...