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IIRC Varmintguy called me turdlike not long after he called Ingwe one. True Dat...Tom is verrrry Turdlike....  My wife says I smell turdlike on occasion. 
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While his Worshipful Excellency, the poobah himself did deem me turdlike in a strange breech of "eddicut", I did not feel worthy of the honor bestowed upon me. Why? Well I saw myself more as the "anti-turd" and a certain member (whom shall remain nameless) bestowed upon me the right honor of Lay Missionary to convert the turdlings back into the fold of un-turdliness.
Seeing this was a futile attempt, I now recognize the honor of turdlike as strictly TITular. And will be content to run my mission instead for the salvation of those poor young wayward female cheerleader types. Who perhaps, in their blindness have gone astray in their evening pillow fights while scantly clad in all manner of lacy nighties....
So there.....
K
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Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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I had a reference towards you while you were gone....   It might concern what you caught whilst not around here.... Don't be startin' with that " Village People" talk.. It gets Tom264 all horned up.... 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Fish is PLENTY confused.... But as a shooter he should have voting rights. I can see how you might require a poll tax however.
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Oooh, you found it....
Nothing "slides" past the Poo-Bah....
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Campfire Oracle
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Bob...you use too many big words...I can't follow you....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Oracle
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Fish is PLENTY confused.... But as a shooter he should have voting rights. I can see how you might require a poll tax however. We refer to it as a "pole" tax....after our favorite exotic dancers...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I had a reference towards you while you were gone.... It might concern what you caught whilst not around here.... Don't be startin' with that " Village People" talk.. It gets Tom264 all horned up.... Man youve been hard on me lately....I'm going to have to get even.
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I'm laffin' now. Scout is wondering what the hell is going on.
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Bob...you use too many big words...I can't follow you.... Is Poo-Bah a title or onomatopoeia???
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Here's a teaser for all non-turds........... Turd people: I don't see where "Leupold is crying like babies" ANYWHERE!
I also don't see any diminishment what so ever in the quality of Leupold Rifle scopes!
I have many dozen Leupold products right now and use them just about daily!
I have as yet to EVER have a leupold scope fail me in any way shape or form! And i have Hunted with them in every imagineable type harsh condition and rough travel!
I have Leupold scopes made in the late fifties and early sixties in fact - and they still function perfectly!
nd I have Leupold scopes that were purchased this year and dittoes there - they function perfectly and perform wonderfully on my Rifles!
Me thinks the Leupold naysayers are bankrupt these days and are grasping at straws to try and besmirch the worlds best selling Riflescopes - petty and immature as that my be!
Trying to BLAME Leupold for some clandestine and illegal operation/product coming out of China is just that PETTY and IMMATURE!
Get a life you turds.
Sheesh!
I was just at a huge gunshow on the west coast and the Leupold scopes (both new and used) sold better than ANY brand there!
I sold a couple of them in fact for profit myself.
I ran across one fellow that was so disappointed that his Weaver V-16 was not selling that late on Sunday afternoon I virtually stole it from him!
Weaver, if I recall correctly, is making their scopes in the Phillipines or Japan - they still are good scopes but nowhere near Leupold quality/reliability.
I am happy to hear the fine folks at Leupold recently BOUGHT the Redfield rights and are now producing a lifetime warranty Redfield scope at moderate prices!
I only hope Leupold will be doing warranty work on older Redfields as I have a couple of them that I have not been able to get reliably serviced for many years now!
Unlike the dozens upon dozens of Leupolds I now own and have owned in the past - the Redfields DO fail!
Long live Leupold & Stevens Company!
Hold into the wind
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All I can say on this subject is that it is my worst failure in life. Ten years of hard work and I have never been nominated. 
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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I hope you're aware that there's no "Weaseling out" of The Desert Rat Clan" with that sort of adroit and clearly textual dialogue.
I think turdliness, and Desertratliness are for keeps , myself.
Just one man's opinion, though.
GTC
Member, Clan of the Border Rats
-- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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I had a reference towards you while you were gone.... It might concern what you caught whilst not around here.... Don't be startin' with that " Village People" talk.. It gets Tom264 all horned up.... Man youve been hard on me lately....I'm going to have to get even. ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/24HRC/African20Infantryman20of20the20Year.jpg)
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All I can say on this subject is that it is my worst failure in life. Ten years of hard work and I have never been nominated. Scott, you are too decent...give it up....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I had a reference towards you while you were gone.... It might concern what you caught whilst not around here.... Don't be startin' with that " Village People" talk.. It gets Tom264 all horned up.... Man youve been hard on me lately....I'm going to have to get even. Is that the cattle-lingus dude? Geezus Tom! Tom 264 is the cattle-lingus dude AND the cop??
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I grew up a San Pedro River Rat! Proud of it too! San Pedro is one of the only rivers that flows north. Kinda backwards like me.
Gonna update my resume and add I am turdlike partial flushed. See if it increases my job offers.
Enrique O. Ramirez
CLAN OF THE BORDER RATS - Member
"..faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see.." Hebrews 11:1
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Don't even MENTION the cattle-lingus dude...  That was the sickest.....leave it up to RWE.......
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Bob...you use too many big words...I can't follow you.... Titular; adj, Middle English- To be titlike; unlike turdlike. K
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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I grew up a San Pedro River Rat! Proud of it too! San Pedro is one of the only rivers that flows north. Kinda backwards like me.
Gonna update my resume and add I am turdlike partial flushed. See if it increases my job offers. I think the St.John's in Florida flows north...but I might be confused by reverse flushes and the coriolis effect....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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