Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
If you can think of a good fish joke let minnow.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano.
(I know that was weak, but I just did it for the halibut.)
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano.
(I know that was weak, but I just did it for the halibut.)
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano.
(I know that was weak, but I just did it for the halibut.)
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano.
(I know that was weak, but I just did it for the halibut.)
Another form of this one:
What's the difference in a piano and a tuna? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Originally Posted by 5sdad
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano.
(I know that was a weakfish joke, but I just did it for the halibut.)
Who's there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano.
(I know that was a weakfish joke, but I just did it for the halibut.)
A little addition
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Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Last night I caught a catfish so big that when I went out this morning the water was still running back in the hole he left.
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You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish
REO Speedwagon 1978
REO Speedwagon 1978
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Another thread with crappie jokes...
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I am a Sucker for Crappie jokes. We came here on a Pike and while driving along listened to a version of Salmon enchanted evening. The version we heard had too much Bass in it.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Fish jokes?
Ahhhhhh.
OK. What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
Damn.
Ahhhhhh.
OK. What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
Damn.
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What did the blind man say when he walked past the local fish market? 
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Holy mackerel, you guys must take us all for suckers! Some of us are loaded to the gills and some are pikers, but aren't we all just chums? Days like today when I wake up a little blue around the gills, there's no need to come at me with a swordfish, I'll snapper out of it soon enough.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
What's Putin's favorite fish?
Tsardines.
What Russian fish can perform operations?
Tsturgeon.
Tsardines.
What Russian fish can perform operations?
Tsturgeon.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
A salesman was driving along and decided to pick up a hitch-hiker for company.
The person he picked up proved to be a real talker and remarked, "Anything you can talk about I can relate to a fishing experience".
The salesman remarked that he and his wife had just purchased some new wall-to-wall carpeting.
This brought a reply of, that reminds me of the time I was fishing and dropped my wallet overboard. A carp came along and grabbed it. Then another carp took it away from him. Wouldn't you know a third carp showed up and stole it from both of them. I watched this go on for several minutes and it was the greatest show of "carp-to-carp walleting" I have ever seen.
The person he picked up proved to be a real talker and remarked, "Anything you can talk about I can relate to a fishing experience".
The salesman remarked that he and his wife had just purchased some new wall-to-wall carpeting.
This brought a reply of, that reminds me of the time I was fishing and dropped my wallet overboard. A carp came along and grabbed it. Then another carp took it away from him. Wouldn't you know a third carp showed up and stole it from both of them. I watched this go on for several minutes and it was the greatest show of "carp-to-carp walleting" I have ever seen.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
What did the blind man say when he walked past the local fish market?
Morning Ladies.
Clyde
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
So, I went on this bird hunt at a lodge. The owner would only let his bird HORSE do all the pointing.
Nobody believed this was going to happen, paid their money for nothing.
Off we went, the horse made game, went on point, sure enough there were birds.
We shot birds all day, with the horse retrieving them!
That evening around the table all the high rollers wanted to buy the horse. The owner said no amount of money,
the horse wasn't for sale.
Besides you couldn't get him across the river - why that horse would rather go fishing than hunting any day!
Nobody believed this was going to happen, paid their money for nothing.
Off we went, the horse made game, went on point, sure enough there were birds.
We shot birds all day, with the horse retrieving them!
That evening around the table all the high rollers wanted to buy the horse. The owner said no amount of money,
the horse wasn't for sale.
Besides you couldn't get him across the river - why that horse would rather go fishing than hunting any day!
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
What did the blind man say when he walked past the local fish market?
Winner^^^^^^^^^
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Of course, being highly refined and nearly prudish in my approach to humor, I am not going to bring up Adam telling God that he sent Eve to freshen up by bathing in the river.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
What did Joe Fish tell Sam Fish about the internet?
"Going on line can be dangerous".
"Going on line can be dangerous".
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
The South Dakota Division of Fish and Wildlife was wanting to develop a faster-growing, larger walleye hybrid. After much contemplation, they crossed walleyes with Coho salmon. The cross was called a Co-Wall. It grew quickly to good size, but was rather docile, even by walleye standards, so they looked for a third cross with a more aggressive fish. They settled on muskies. The result was called a Co-Wall-Skie. They were of impressive size and aggression, but they had to teach each one of them to swim.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
You guys are a bunch of Floundering Clown Fish.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Originally Posted by 12344mag
You guys are a bunch of Floundering Clown Fish.
We're just seahorsing around.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
This fits perfectly here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccl
Try this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccl&index=1&list=RD6l1GvDWtccl
Can't seem to get a working youtube link using my tablet. Last resort ... on Youtube search "Wet Dream - Kip Addotta"
Try this one https:/
Can't seem to get a working youtube link using my tablet. Last resort ... on Youtube search "Wet Dream - Kip Addotta"
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
Dam
Dam
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Originally Posted by MuskegMan
The South Dakota Division of Fish and Wildlife was wanting to develop a faster-growing, larger walleye hybrid. After much contemplation, they crossed walleyes with Coho salmon. The cross was called a Co-Wall. It grew quickly to good size, but was rather docile, even by walleye standards, so they looked for a third cross with a more aggressive fish. They settled on muskies. The result was called a Co-Wall-Skie. They were of impressive size and aggression, but they had to teach each one of them to swim.
I was on a bus headed out to NTC for a rotation and bought a comedy tape at some truck stop and it had this joke on it. I sure wish I could remember the comedians name.
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Wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimmen'?
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What kind of fish doesn't have ang legs but has knees?
A Two-knee-fish
A Two-knee-fish
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by 12344mag
You guys are a bunch of Floundering Clown Fish.
We're just seahorsing around.
You're so shellfish.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
[quote=rockinbbar]What did the blind man say when he walked past the local fish market? [/quote
Hello ladies.
[/quoteHello ladies.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
A virgin dam, is a place where women have never swam and the fish taste like chicken.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/27/17
Originally Posted by dodgefan
Originally Posted by MuskegMan
The South Dakota Division of Fish and Wildlife was wanting to develop a faster-growing, larger walleye hybrid. After much contemplation, they crossed walleyes with Coho salmon. The cross was called a Co-Wall. It grew quickly to good size, but was rather docile, even by walleye standards, so they looked for a third cross with a more aggressive fish. They settled on muskies. The result was called a Co-Wall-Skie. They were of impressive size and aggression, but they had to teach each one of them to swim.
I was on a bus headed out to NTC for a rotation and bought a comedy tape at some truck stop and it had this joke on it. I sure wish I could remember the comedians name.
Still lost, like a fish without a bicycle. I mean I don't get it like a sucker.
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Re: Fish joke........ - 09/28/17
The definition of a fisherman = A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end!
and
All fisherman are born lairs except me and you and I'm not to sure about you!
and
All fisherman are born lairs except me and you and I'm not to sure about you!
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/28/17
Federal Red Snapper Regulations.
Re: Fish joke........ - 09/28/17
Cod dammit
This thread is starting to fish me off..
This thread is starting to fish me off..