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You guys are a bunch of Floundering Clown Fish.
We're just seahorsing around.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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What did the fish say when he hit a wall?
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The South Dakota Division of Fish and Wildlife was wanting to develop a faster-growing, larger walleye hybrid. After much contemplation, they crossed walleyes with Coho salmon. The cross was called a Co-Wall. It grew quickly to good size, but was rather docile, even by walleye standards, so they looked for a third cross with a more aggressive fish. They settled on muskies. The result was called a Co-Wall-Skie. They were of impressive size and aggression, but they had to teach each one of them to swim.
I was on a bus headed out to NTC for a rotation and bought a comedy tape at some truck stop and it had this joke on it. I sure wish I could remember the comedians name.
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" He who refuses to do the arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense" John McCarthy
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Wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimmen'?
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What kind of fish doesn't have ang legs but has knees?
A Two-knee-fish
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You guys are a bunch of Floundering Clown Fish.
We're just seahorsing around. You're so shellfish.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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[quote=rockinbbar]What did the blind man say when he walked past the local fish market?  [/quote Hello ladies.
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A virgin dam, is a place where women have never swam and the fish taste like chicken.
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The South Dakota Division of Fish and Wildlife was wanting to develop a faster-growing, larger walleye hybrid. After much contemplation, they crossed walleyes with Coho salmon. The cross was called a Co-Wall. It grew quickly to good size, but was rather docile, even by walleye standards, so they looked for a third cross with a more aggressive fish. They settled on muskies. The result was called a Co-Wall-Skie. They were of impressive size and aggression, but they had to teach each one of them to swim.
I was on a bus headed out to NTC for a rotation and bought a comedy tape at some truck stop and it had this joke on it. I sure wish I could remember the comedians name. Still lost, like a fish without a bicycle. I mean I don't get it like a sucker.
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Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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The definition of a fisherman = A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end!
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All fisherman are born lairs except me and you and I'm not to sure about you!
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns! (from a 1960's bumper sticker)
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Federal Red Snapper Regulations.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Cod dammit
This thread is starting to fish me off..
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