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If you can think of a good fish joke let minnow.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Tuna.

Tuna who?

Tuna piano.

(I know that was weak, but I just did it for the halibut.)

Another form of this one:

What's the difference in a piano and a tuna? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

A little addition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weakfish

Last night I caught a catfish so big that when I went out this morning the water was still running back in the hole he left.

You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish
REO Speedwagon 1978

Another thread with crappie jokes...

I am a Sucker for Crappie jokes. We came here on a Pike and while driving along listened to a version of Salmon enchanted evening. The version we heard had too much Bass in it.

Fish jokes?

Ahhhhhh.

OK. What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?










Damn.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the local fish market?

Holy mackerel, you guys must take us all for suckers! Some of us are loaded to the gills and some are pikers, but aren't we all just chums? Days like today when I wake up a little blue around the gills, there's no need to come at me with a swordfish, I'll snapper out of it soon enough.

What's Putin's favorite fish?
Tsardines.


What Russian fish can perform operations?
Tsturgeon.

A salesman was driving along and decided to pick up a hitch-hiker for company.

The person he picked up proved to be a real talker and remarked, "Anything you can talk about I can relate to a fishing experience".

The salesman remarked that he and his wife had just purchased some new wall-to-wall carpeting.

This brought a reply of, that reminds me of the time I was fishing and dropped my wallet overboard. A carp came along and grabbed it. Then another carp took it away from him. Wouldn't you know a third carp showed up and stole it from both of them. I watched this go on for several minutes and it was the greatest show of "carp-to-carp walleting" I have ever seen.

Morning Ladies.


Clyde

So, I went on this bird hunt at a lodge. The owner would only let his bird HORSE do all the pointing.
Nobody believed this was going to happen, paid their money for nothing.
Off we went, the horse made game, went on point, sure enough there were birds.
We shot birds all day, with the horse retrieving them!
That evening around the table all the high rollers wanted to buy the horse. The owner said no amount of money,
the horse wasn't for sale.
Besides you couldn't get him across the river - why that horse would rather go fishing than hunting any day!

Winner^^^^^^^^^

Of course, being highly refined and nearly prudish in my approach to humor, I am not going to bring up Adam telling God that he sent Eve to freshen up by bathing in the river.

What did Joe Fish tell Sam Fish about the internet?

"Going on line can be dangerous".

The South Dakota Division of Fish and Wildlife was wanting to develop a faster-growing, larger walleye hybrid. After much contemplation, they crossed walleyes with Coho salmon. The cross was called a Co-Wall. It grew quickly to good size, but was rather docile, even by walleye standards, so they looked for a third cross with a more aggressive fish. They settled on muskies. The result was called a Co-Wall-Skie. They were of impressive size and aggression, but they had to teach each one of them to swim.

You guys are a bunch of Floundering Clown Fish.