Fell outta my 'puter chair last night and my Loving Bride thunk it funny.

Do I haveta' take that abuse?......................(grin)

Stick ... It's only a problem if:

1) You didn't have your chin-strap "tight" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
2) Ya fell on one of your firearms (and hurt it)
3) It took you until this morning, to realize ya fell outta the chair !
4) It's gonna make you late, for the short-bus this morning.

We wanna Butt-story, .. we wanna Butt-story
(that's Halibut for you rookies ....)

S.B.

Wax-on ... Wax off

....only from the wife,........or the dog.................whichever has the most importance, LOL!

Momma is/was laughing at me and I cain't slight her perception(s).

I fasted for 15 days on the 'Slope,lost 30lbs and relish the drunken splendor.(grin) Haven't been a "lightweight" in a spell and am getting accustomed to the attributes.

Can trade a rifle fo a stick,less any complications filling tags.

Feels great,to be "back".....................

If your Bride laughs when you tip over, you're in good shape. It's time to reevaluate when she kicks the crap outta you while you're down.

Stick, Sounds like a good time was had by all.:)
Leastways, you aren't to this place with the wife yet..:)

I used to come home late and not a minute too soon
Barking like a dog, howling at the moon
You'd be mad as an ol' red hen, up all night wonderin' where I been
I'd fall down and say come help me honey
You laughed outloud, I guess you thought it was funny
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence
I guess I gone out and lost all my good sense
Too much work is hard for your health
I could've died drinkin', now I'm killing myself
Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
It's honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass
You made me a list and I'm bustin' my...wheel
All broke down, tail's been (or talespin??) draggin'
It's a tough ol' life up here on the wagon
Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
It's honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
Yeah, I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Stick,

That's why I put seat belts on my 'puter chair!

Seriously thinking about a helmet, as well......

With the life you seem to have, I don't think I would begrudge her one moment of laughter at your expense.
As you yourself have said "your laughing all the way to the bank."

Your rich in so many ways, and all of them important.
So like someone said, she did not take advantage of your weak moment, she just enjoyed it.
But please next time, teach her to be ready with the video camera, it would make good film, and may make a "AFHV" segment. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'm pretty sad,that she's at work and I'm not(give or take).

Laughing here,that I'm at my leisure.

Life..is soooo good...............

Stick:

Are you still juiced?

- TJM

Good to see ya back.... bout time to start again, aint it..... its noon here!!!!!!!!! 721

Why it otta be a law.............

Most likely his eyes hurt too bad right now to see the bruises. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Good to see you back still in one piece!!!!

I drink, I get drunk....usually find a chair that wont let me fall out of it....or the floor so I don't have to fall at all...wifey is tolerant so long as I keep it at home. I love her.

She says she puts up with that cuz sometimes when I find the bed to go to sleep and she gets in it roust me in to some superstud and I give her good lovin'...trouble is many times I don't recall it, but she claims I was good!

You know, having worked with alot of slopers, I contend the forced sobriety for 1/2 the year has allowed them to live alot longer than they otherwise would have.

Sittin' around drunk, by myself, in my house doesn't seem like much of a life to me.

I imagine if it happened last night, then he probably had company at that point, now he is recovering. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Beats the hell out of being around Dave sober.........grin

hell of a lot better then setting around sober!!!!!!!!!

I'll second that. You're lucky she thinks it's funny. My wife never had much of a sense of humor.

My Loving Bride's mind is right. She knows the perils of my work,understands the sick humor associated with same and largely keeps me upon a lengthy leash.

Can't know how I done so good,but am not bitching at the prospect........................

What in would you call "a life" then?

Perception is every thing.

Am glad,that I don't feel compelled to live my life,by the perception of others......................

When I stands I stands tall, when I walks I walks strong when I drinks I drinks hard and when I sits I falls out of this goldarn chair.

Welcome back to the world.

Bullwnkl.

Winkl,

Jughead and I are manning the house,chewing upon your excellent Jerky.

Obliged.......................

Carefull with that stuff, it is addictive and the local jerky pusher gets real expensive <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> when that one is exhausted I got another batch going how ever this one is intended for my tastes it's bound to be listed under inferno. The kind that make you perspire just holding a piece in your fingers. Thats the way I like it.

Bullwnkl.

Hopefully the kids were not witness.

I still remember my old man coming home one night and throwing up into my mothers fern. Then I remember following him down the hallway as he leaned against the wall knocking down pictures, all the while holding his shirt in the barf bag position.

"Dad, are you allright?" young Mikey said, knocking on the bathroom door.

I was about eight & didn't figure it out until I was about 22 years old, and just happen to think about it one day...that SOB was drunk off his a$$, he wasn't sick!

When I called him on it the following Thanksgiving, naturally he had no recollection of the incident. The one and only time I ever saw him drunk...maybe for good reason?

30 lbs?, I didn't think you had 30 to lose, what's up, the fellas not looking at you the way they used too? That can be very hurtfull. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Bullwnkl,

You any relation to Popeye? That was a cute little jingle, kinda reminded me of "I'm strong to the finish cause I eats my spinach I'm ......."


MM, I'm just glad to know he wasn't running a chainsaw on this gig, otherwise I'm thinking losing 30 lbs. translates into doing a little self amputation!

BTW Stick was it just the lack of drinking that dropped the weight or did you restrain yourself admirably from camp food and hit the workout area while there?

I've got about 30 lbs. sitting in my lap here that I'd like to deposit some where else. Back up to 215, 190 is fighting trim for me, though I once tipped the scales at 215 with low body fat, but I ain't planning on pushing weights that hard again, that was then, this is now. (grin)

Hope Big Momma enjoyed the ride on the sleeker version of Big Stick.

I still have to caution the Mrs. that these "love handles" have been installed for her safety, please hang on to them for the entire ride. What I won't do for that woman.

Largely fasted for two weeks. Allowed myself a 1oz bag of pretzels and all the water I could drink,as a daily intake.

Will start pounding weights,upon my return and doing cardio.

A guy just feels better,when he feels better and I'm gaining ground..........................

You musta got squezzed between two big boy drillers on the flight up, would be enough to motivate a guy not to be in that situation <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Course if you got stuck between them on the way back, and they were covered with diesel and drilling mud <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> the two drink limit wouldn't be enough.

Didn't have a sip on the flight to Anchortown,but did have a nip that evening,while Dave,Bill,Matt and I shot the [bleep].

Apparently felt compelled to tie on a good one,after Momma and the kids crashed and it don't sound nearly as fun now.

Funny how that works......................(grin)

Dave's not your boss, is he? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

No,but I've worked for bigger azzholes...................

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

#jennycraig

#2manywinecoolers

Holy necropost batman!

Some good, gone, but not forgotten people in this thread.

16bore, Why the waxing historic?

What manchild is so bored with his own life, that he feels the need to grab personal attention by bumping up 20 year old crap?

At this point your looking pretty stupid.

Attention whore

After seeing the 2006 date, all the fawning and ass kissing makes sense.

Tried to get him to answer that as well since he's taken over Hunting Rifles with the same... But no answer. According to his BFFs Fred and Fubar it's to out the Stick fan boys showing how, if you don't join them, you're therefore obsessed with Stick. LOL

What other people think of us is none of our business, your dog is another matter ....

Good guess Boomer, but you would be wrong.... I had to unignore 16 bore and you to read these post......

It's still funny to me how someone like 16 bore repost old post and catches hell for it.... yet Stick can post his drivel and insults and you say nothing....... informative...

Provides interesting insight..... not that it is worth much

A 2006 thread resurrected!

In a somewhat parallel current tale...

Wife and I were cruising back roads looking for wild berries this summer. I parked her in the shade to read her book while I prospected a knoll beside the road 15 yards ahead. Got a few berries, got my feet tangled in those ground-hugging vines of trailing blackberries, and fell as I worked my way back down to the road. I let out a grunt when I hit and roll/flopped into the road ditch.

Wife heard the grunt, looked up to see me lying in the ditch and told me that she thought I was calling and elk so she looked around for critters.

small twig: Yeah... inept, drunken, ignorant pussies like you are destined to be dominated completely by females!
Its just a fact of life - get your sorry ass used to it.
Sheesh - what a punk.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

There was a time in my life when such events were celebrated with song.

"Got drunk last night, got drunk the night before!
Gonna get drunk tonight like I've never been drunk before!
Sing Glory be to God that there are no more of us,
For the four of us can drink it all alone!
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear of the squadron!"

Please read the call out and subsequent apology thread. ☹️

13 yo thread.

Link?

What, you missed the other dozen bumped threads that were 20 years old?

Boy, did you tell me.

You're so far behind ya think you're ahead.

Why?

20 year old crap is 20 year old crap,

leave it there, unless your desperate for attention, Which it appears you are.

I like the old thread bumps.

Why the pushback?

With all the foul schit that gets posted around here, a little blast from the past when folks were less douchey and more real is welcomed. By me at least.

Carry on.


Or not.

Here's one for you.


https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/112314/1

Because the intention was simply to flame, troll, belittle and insult,

exactly like you said, there's already enough "foul schit" here.

I guess if you’re overly sensitive and prone to outbursts. Pretty sure all involved are big boys.

Bumping old threads is hardly foul. It ain’t talking schit about family, wives, etc.... If your own words some how belittle you, it’s ALL on you.

Regardless of intent, I like seeing the old posts and some of the old posters. Some good folk come and gone.

Dang, that brought back memories. My best bud, Mark, & I use to sing a slightly different version of this all the time at our watering hole back in the early 80s:

Drunk last night
Drunk the night before
gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Cause when we're drunk we're happy as can be
Cause we are members of the souse family
Oh the souse family is the best family
That ever came over from old Germany
There's the old world Dutch, and the new world Dutch
The Rotterdam Dutch and the g**d*mn Dutch!
Glorious, glorious, one keg of beer for the four of us
Glory be to God there's not more of us
Cause one of us could drink it all up!
G**d*mn son of a bitch! More Beer!


Mark died 2 1/2 years ago, so this is for you Mark! RIP

My loving wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️

I don't have anything against Stick.

So, flame on.

I don't have anything against 16bore, either.

It was just a rhetorical question

I for one appreciate the old assed posts being revived once in a while.


Helps a FNG like myself gather a little context.

It's all good. I said it before, I don't need to agree 100% with anyone, Stick, 16, Brad, Jim, Hank, Hawk.. When someone posts here in the WE tense, as if they speak for others, or answers questions, "but what about Stick? " damned right you know straight up they got it in their heads that there's more going on than there really is. There's a group that seems to think if you don't join their anti-Stick deal, then you are worshipping him. Ridiculous. And for grown men, pathetic in my opinion for otherwise okay guys to behave in such a way. Obsessive to the max.

Touche'.

You missed out on some good guys over the years.

Does anyone one remember a guy who went by ou76? man that guy had some experience... he was chased off.....
Do a search and read his post... amazing. Pre64 M70's and grizzly moose and sheep....
Sitka deer (Art) was the last straw for him...

Yeah, he was quite the guy! He put the bullshit in bullshit artist!

Hunted AK for so long but did not use the same terminology as Alaskans... kinda jumps out at you... like claiming a black bear was 6'8" when it would struggle to make 6'. Someone, Brother Bill IIRC, posted a picture of a monster 6'6" bear, clearly MUCH larger than the 6'8" bear and he got called on it. IIRC BB posted the picture with something like "Gee the one my wife shot was only 6'6"" and the idiot went off about how she just needed to try harder next time or similar.

He had a bunch more in a very short stretch of time. IIRC he also moved GMUs and landmarks around on the map quite a bit...

Just to be clear, my largest AK black bear was "only" 6'4" and I have shot more than a box car load of them. I do not hunt in an area with big black bears. An honest 6'4" bear is an awesome bear, here. There are places in AK with much larger bears, but it does not change the way they are measured. Many here have seen me measure bears, mine and other's, black and brown. The bear measures what it measures, no more, no less.

sat at a bench
and who'd a thunk
stick loaded up ammo
while stinkin drunk

out to the woods
the weather was fair
that buggered ammo
still _ss shot a bear