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Fell outta my 'puter chair last night and my Loving Bride thunk it funny.
Do I haveta' take that abuse?......................(grin)
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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Stick ... It's only a problem if: 1) You didn't have your chin-strap "tight" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> 2) Ya fell on one of your firearms (and hurt it) 3) It took you until this morning, to realize ya fell outta the chair ! 4) It's gonna make you late, for the short-bus this morning. We wanna Butt-story, .. we wanna Butt-story (that's Halibut for you rookies ....) S.B. Wax-on ... Wax off
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....only from the wife,........or the dog.................whichever has the most importance, LOL!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Momma is/was laughing at me and I cain't slight her perception(s).
I fasted for 15 days on the 'Slope,lost 30lbs and relish the drunken splendor.(grin) Haven't been a "lightweight" in a spell and am getting accustomed to the attributes.
Can trade a rifle fo a stick,less any complications filling tags.
Feels great,to be "back".....................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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If your Bride laughs when you tip over, you're in good shape. It's time to reevaluate when she kicks the crap outta you while you're down.
Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.
Robert Frost
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Stick, Sounds like a good time was had by all.:)
Leastways, you aren't to this place with the wife yet..:)
I used to come home late and not a minute too soon
Barking like a dog, howling at the moon
You'd be mad as an ol' red hen, up all night wonderin' where I been
I'd fall down and say come help me honey
You laughed outloud, I guess you thought it was funny
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence
I guess I gone out and lost all my good sense
Too much work is hard for your health
I could've died drinkin', now I'm killing myself
Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
It's honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass
You made me a list and I'm bustin' my...wheel
All broke down, tail's been (or talespin??) draggin'
It's a tough ol' life up here on the wagon
Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
It's honey do this, honey do that
I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
Yeah, I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
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Stick,
That's why I put seat belts on my 'puter chair!
Seriously thinking about a helmet, as well......
I'd rather be a free man in my grave, than living as a puppet or a slave....
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Fell outta my 'puter chair last night and my Loving Bride thunk it funny.
Do I haveta' take that abuse?......................(grin) With the life you seem to have, I don't think I would begrudge her one moment of laughter at your expense. As you yourself have said "your laughing all the way to the bank." Your rich in so many ways, and all of them important. So like someone said, she did not take advantage of your weak moment, she just enjoyed it. But please next time, teach her to be ready with the video camera, it would make good film, and may make a "AFHV" segment. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack)
79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.
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I'm pretty sad,that she's at work and I'm not(give or take).
Laughing here,that I'm at my leisure.
Life..is soooo good...............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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Stick:
Are you still juiced?
- TJM
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Good to see ya back.... bout time to start again, aint it..... its noon here!!!!!!!!! 721
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Stick,
That's why I put seat belts on my 'puter chair!
Seriously thinking about a helmet, as well...... Why it otta be a law.............
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If your Bride laughs when you tip over, you're in good shape. It's time to reevaluate when she kicks the crap outta you while you're down. Most likely his eyes hurt too bad right now to see the bruises. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Good to see you back still in one piece!!!!
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I drink, I get drunk....usually find a chair that wont let me fall out of it....or the floor so I don't have to fall at all...wifey is tolerant so long as I keep it at home. I love her.
She says she puts up with that cuz sometimes when I find the bed to go to sleep and she gets in it roust me in to some superstud and I give her good lovin'...trouble is many times I don't recall it, but she claims I was good!
War Damn Eagle!
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You know, having worked with alot of slopers, I contend the forced sobriety for 1/2 the year has allowed them to live alot longer than they otherwise would have.
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Sittin' around drunk, by myself, in my house doesn't seem like much of a life to me.
It is irrelevant what you think. What matters is the TRUTH.
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Sittin' around drunk, by myself, in my house doesn't seem like much of a life to me. I imagine if it happened last night, then he probably had company at that point, now he is recovering. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack)
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Sittin' around drunk, by myself, in my house doesn't seem like much of a life to me. Beats the hell out of being around Dave sober.........grin
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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hell of a lot better then setting around sober!!!!!!!!!
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hell of a lot better then setting around sober!!!!!!!!! I'll second that. You're lucky she thinks it's funny. My wife never had much of a sense of humor.
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