More proof that wacked-out Leftists are mentally deficient:
Speaking of Feminists, this towering intellect wants government to enact legislation to make male farts above a certain decibel illegal:
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Can a fart be misogynist?
Top feminist academics that have respectable diverse doctorates from medieval art, 6th century English to Women’s Studies gathered at the University of Toronto meeting center to discuss if human flatulence could be sexist.
Ashleigh Ingle a proud feminist and an anarchist argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine. Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than [sic] that would be rape.
"Why should we teach girls to fart louder when we should be teaching boys not to fart as loud/" - A. Ingle
“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”
The discussion boiled down to women’s bodies once again being controlled by society and women being told what to do. Local activist Steph Guthrie a feminist advocate and community organizer who specialises [sic] in social media and interactive events proposed an online campaign to tackle this misogyny that “keeps women down and trapped in their own bodies. I just find it horrific that the patriarchy has been controlling women’s flatulence this whole time and we have just realised [sic] this now, it is time for feminist worldwide to re-educate women on how they are being discriminated against.
"Most women who experience #FartRape are too intimidated to report this sexual violence."
Guthrie’s twitter hash tag #FartRape has started to trend as women are taking control of their own bodies by naming and shaming men guilty of fart rape. Guthrie hopes the guilty men will be identified and then their workplace will be called up and their employer will be notified the type of person they are harboring in the workplace.
But Ingle argues that it simply isn’t enough, “Don’t tell women to fart louder tell men not to fart so loud” This is clear victim blaming and government should pass laws to make male farts above a certain decibel illegal to make human flatulence equal and not discriminate against women.
The article includes a photo of an unidentified Fart Rapist (man) on a subway and warns women to be on the lookout.
Science advocates have argued that because of sexual dimorphism men are larger, need a higher protein intake and thus can relieve more flatulence, but the speakers at the conference were adamant that it was a socially constructed gender norm that oppressed women to the point that they physically do not release equal amounts of gas as men.
Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than [sic] that would be rape.
She would be a poor one to take along on a deer hunting trip.
I've never figured out this "passive aggressive" nonsense. Bunch of crap.
I've certainly never been accused of rape for my farts. I'm accused of being an "old fart", does that make me an old rapist? Is there a statute of limitations for my flatulence? Heck, I've gotta cat that rips out some nasty ones. Is she a rapist?
I'm getting there. i have to do a quick assessment before I let it fly. Last deuce, what did I eat last, high fiber or protein. It's getting to be a chore.
Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.
She needs to come hang out with me on a typical day in the life of a boilermaker. Me and my guys would gang rape her with farts during any given day. We would fart her down. We would stuff the biggest of manly farts deep inside her pie hole.
Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.
True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking. I was rather pleased with myself.
Another time, back when I was married, my ex wife told me that I smelled like a mixture of Scotch and fart - it was one of the proudest moments of my life.
True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking. I was rather proud of myself.
Another time, back when I was married, my ex wife told me that I smelled like a mixture of Scotch and fart - it was one of the proudest moments of my life.
Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.
As I was reading the article my first thoughts was that those women were probably from universities or something there on the university payroll. No wonder school cost so much to attend. Students are paying money to send these stupid ladies to this.
If a woman farts louder than a man is she raping the man?
As I was reading the article my first thoughts was that those women were probably from universities or something there on the university payroll. No wonder school cost so much to attend. Students are paying money to send these stupid ladies to this.
If a woman farts louder than a man is she raping the man?
We need to red flag farty people and deny them the ability to possess gassy food. A cabbage and garlic license if you will. On the first offense the criminal must be forced to take anti-gas pills which would be monitored by the government. I feel certain Sparticus would be "behind" such a law.
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True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking.
See there, that's how we enforce it. They have drug sniffing dogs and bomb sniffing dogs, fart sniffing dogs should be easy enough to find. (Eek! Sorry lady but it was the dog. And that's his purpose in life.)
“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”
If they'd heard me for a couple hours after last Friday's colonoscopy I'm pretty sure they'd all be afraid and suppressed the rest of their lives! There was nothing passive about it!
Everyone knows a woman's fart stinks more than a man's fart and a feminist fart stinks the most of all. Furthermore it's not the loudness of the fart but the potency of it that is the most harmful for our health; think dizzy spells and blurred vision after exposure. Therefore, this constitutes passive aggressive violence on a large scale being perpetrated by feminists worldwide and undoubtedly it has also contributed to climate change and the melting of the polar ice caps.
Thought this topic might be from The Onion, but turns out Ms Ingle is a PhD candidate in Physics at the University of Toronto who also organizes” F ck the Police” marches on the side.
One of the times my brother farted, the smoke detector went off! I farted in a high school classroom and literally had the teacher gagging and cleared out the room. Does that mean I rapped all of the other students in the classroom?! On our honeymoon, I ripped one so bad, my new bride was crawling out of the room on her hands and knees gagging. We celebrate our 36th anniversary in a couple weeks. Like it was said earlier, some people just have too much time on their hands!
The ex-wife was in the habit of asking me asinine questions all the time, which irritated me to no end. Once, I was sitting on the couch trying to relax while drinking a fine single malt Scotch & watching a movie. My ex positioned herself between me and the TV and asked me some idiotic question. Irritated, I hiked a leg and farted violently and then asked her if that answered her question. The look of incredulity, disgust and begrudging amusement on her face was priceless.
Another time, back in High School English class, my best bud ripped an epic fart and the odor was so horrific, the teacher had to stop class, open all the windows and we all had to evacuate the classroom for 15 to 20 minutes.
There was nothing passive about it!
