Ask them to answer their $400.00 smart phone. They are not able to talk to communicate. They must use a text after reading what the answer should be from a chat room.
Ask them to answer their $400.00 smart phone. They are not able to talk to communicate. They must use a text after reading what the answer should be a chat room.
This thread reminds me of riding the back of a very large trailer on cold morning in February, spitting sleet with good winds to boot, had a kid of about 20 on with trailer me, we were putting out traffic cones for a marathon later that morning, I guess about 12 miles in all, he said, man, my back hurts, I laughed and said, no offense young man, but you cant even spell 'hurt' yet! he looked at me kinda funny like.
Ask them to answer their $400.00 smart phone. They are not able to talk to communicate. They must use a text after reading what the answer should be from a chat room.
Ask them to answer their $400.00 smart phone. They are not able to talk to communicate. They must use a text after reading what the answer should be from a chat room.
Ask them to answer their $400.00 smart phone. They are not able to talk to communicate. They must use a text after reading what the answer should be from a chat room.
I'd say about 75% of the workers on the jobs I inspect are Millennials, and they usually do a damn good job and are very hard working. Hell, Im one myself (1988). We had a rotary phone, tv with the keypad on it, was required to write in cursive until like 98 when everyone got tired of it, and have only ever owned analog watches. You really need to find some better quality folks to associate with if that is your view of all millennials.
Ask them to answer their $400.00 smart phone. They are not able to talk to communicate. They must use a text after reading what the answer should be from a chat room.
Try $1100
Yes, my phone is free.
Obama phone?
My company provides the phone along with a vehicle.
I'd say about 75% of the workers on the jobs I inspect are Millennials, and they usually do a damn good job and are very hard working. Hell, Im one myself (1988). We had a rotary phone, tv with the keypad on it, was required to write in cursive until like 98 when everyone got tired of it, and have only ever owned analog watches. You really need to find some better quality folks to associate with if that is your view of all millennials.
I’m also made in 88 and I’m trying to figure out how these boomers could lock me in a room.
I am embarrased to tell this, but here goes. Several years ago (my daughter was early teens), I was taking her somewhere in an older car I had just bought. Noticed her pushing different parts of the door panel. Asked what are you doing? She answered, "trying to roll down the window". I started laughing and told her to grab that little round knob on that lever and start cranking it. She thought that manual windows was about the stupidest thing she had ever seen. John
Give them job applications & You forgot to have them count change.
Two more wonderful suggestions...
and a third: Have them drive a car with a manual transmission.
actually I copied this off a face book post from a friend in Massachusetts..
I thought it was funny enough to share with my fellow campfire members...
addendum: After reading the rest of the responses, seems we have a few millennials on the campfire that got hurt feelings over the original post...
This was just humor.. so don't get so butthurt... but they felt a need to shout a little slander toward folks older than them.. but I guess they think that is okay.. just don't make fun on them..... proving a point that was being subtly made...
4. then leave directions for them on how to use, written in cursive...
And just where do you plan to find these terror weapons; dig up a time capsule?
There are available at my house Pappy....
don't use the rotary phone since i don't have land lines anymore, but I also don't have a smart phone.. a flip phone serves my needs just fine... I don't text, I talk to people..
i use an analog watch...
I have several TVs with no remotes.. which have lasted longer than a couple of smart TVs my wife has wanted..
and my 25 year old son is shocked at how good my hand writing is...
he was a 4.0 GPS student thru High School and College, yet he thinks I am a mathematical genius, because I can do math in my head.. and doesn't believe that we had to remember multiplication and division tables in grade school....
Yeah those millennial sure are useless. Wonder who raised them. Oh and who effed up the banking systems and ruined pensions and spent every dime and caused war after war after war and who started the war on drugs and who voted in Democrat after Democrat. And who watched the greatest generation fight communism and then grew up to vote them in here. And who effed up the housing market and who squeezed everyone else out of the good jobs and who effed up medical costs and who ran up the national debt and on...and on...
The most selfish generation possibly ever. And now most are retired sucking huge payouts out of pensions they denied to other people and cant figure out their cell phone or remote control or they are still hanging on at work being 50 percent productive making 70k to walk around confused while keeping that salary tied up so they can't hire any millennials.
Yeah. Two sides to that story.
And once Again while all this was going on they sucked SSI dry and didn't bother to raise functional kids.
How about have them get married before moving in together and living like they are. Oh yeah, tell them they "have to go to Church" at LEAST on Christmas & Easter, jeesh...even their Boomer parents (oops, I meant Grandparents) did that much! ha
The Millennial effect in nothing new. There has been a percentage of every generation that failed to perform. The Greatest Generation had "Walter Mitty" (1939)
And who watched the greatest generation fight communism
Thanks boomers.
The "Greatest Generation" was aligned with Stalin in WW2. Communism could have been stomped in the mud if that old Commie, FDR, hadn't bailed them out.
It was (part of) the greatest generation that spawned the hippie generation, aka the boomers; of which I am one (boomer, but not hippie!) I guess after the years of army regimentation, they'd just had enough of discipline and let their offspring do whatever felt good. Every generation has its flaws I suppose.
It was (part of) the greatest generation that spawned the hippie generation, aka the boomers; of which I am one (boomer, but not hippie!) I guess after the years of army regimentation, they'd just had enough of discipline and let their offspring do whatever felt good. Every generation has its flaws I suppose.
The '60's was a bad time.
The turmoil of the 60's was caused by LBJ (greatest generation) sending young men to Vietnam.
It was (part of) the greatest generation that spawned the hippie generation, aka the boomers; of which I am one (boomer, but not hippie!) I guess after the years of army regimentation, they'd just had enough of discipline and let their offspring do whatever felt good. Every generation has its flaws I suppose.
The '60's was a bad time.
The turmoil of the 60's was caused by LBJ (greatest generation) sending young men to Vietnam.
If you look back, the situation America is in is the result of actions that go back several generations. Millennials are pissed about the situation,..as they have a right to be. But the only reason the Boomer generation is catching grief from them is,..it's the last generation that got to participate in "America" before it all got shipped off to Mexico and China that is still alive.
Millennials point to the young people of the 60's as the cause for their woes. But the young people of the 60's were a reaction to things that had been going on for the better part of the early 20th century,......and the young people of today are reacting to things that went on in America for the entire 20th century.
It was (part of) the greatest generation that spawned the hippie generation, aka the boomers; of which I am one (boomer, but not hippie!) I guess after the years of army regimentation, they'd just had enough of discipline and let their offspring do whatever felt good. Every generation has its flaws I suppose.
The '60's was a bad time.
The turmoil of the 60's was caused by LBJ (greatest generation) sending young men to Vietnam.
No Vietnam war,....no turmoil in the 60's.
Yep, and I will always suspect it was LBJ behind the JKF assassination. And it was JBJ who gave us the Great Society and the War on Poverty, both disasters from which we have not recovered.
My daughter is a millennial. Not stereotypical, but definitely ... sensitive about it. I called her a while back and asked her to explain avocado toast. She lost her sh*t .. TRULY worth the price of admission.
Somewhere along the line, some twit said do what makes you happy, instead of do what makes you money, the money will be what will make happiness happen in your life.
Mighty right.
I called her a while back and asked her to explain avocado toast. She lost her sh*t .. TRULY worth the price of admission.