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Ask them to answer their $400.00 smart phone. They are not able to talk to communicate. They must use a text after reading what the answer should be from a chat room.

Maybe your Jitterbug cost 400 bucks.

This thread reminds me of riding the back of a very large trailer on cold morning in February, spitting sleet with good winds to boot, had a kid of about 20 on with trailer me, we were putting out traffic cones for a marathon later that morning, I guess about 12 miles in all, he said, man, my back hurts, I laughed and said, no offense young man, but you cant even spell 'hurt' yet! he looked at me kinda funny like.

It's easier than that. Just catch them someplace without a cell signal and engage them in conversation.

Funny. The ones I work with could probably run circles around most of your asses.

Just tell em they gotta make it on their own, and find their own place to live like an adult.

Toliet paper aint free Junior.

Time to leave the nest, your 29 yrs old now.
Cell phone kiosk at the mall is hiring and that is your comfort zone.


See ya Thanksgiving and christmas.


Tough love
AMF............

Try $1100

You could get 1/2 of one for $400.00

Yes, my phone is free.

I'd just throw them the keys to a 77 Ford F-100 with 3 on the tree and tell them they can leave at anytime.

And giggle when they can't figure out how to roll the f'ing window down...lol

Set em down in front of a Hee-Haw marathon.

Parents putting up their home for sale.

Obama phone?

I'd say about 75% of the workers on the jobs I inspect are Millennials, and they usually do a damn good job and are very hard working. Hell, Im one myself (1988). We had a rotary phone, tv with the keypad on it, was required to write in cursive until like 98 when everyone got tired of it, and have only ever owned analog watches. You really need to find some better quality folks to associate with if that is your view of all millennials.

Have them speak a complete sentence without using the word "like".

My company provides the phone along with a vehicle.

I’m also made in 88 and I’m trying to figure out how these boomers could lock me in a room.

I know...right!

.....hate that one too.

Open a garage door without a remote. Hell, do anything without a remote.

Function for a week without their phone.