We ran out of paper. We are having to use lettuce leaves.

Today was the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.

We're on an escarole- no telling where this may endive......but don't arugula with success!

It can be rough , so I've bibb told .

This cabin fever is just plain getting totally out of control! That is funny.

Better bring a few rolls with you on that scheduled cruise that you’re going on.

Grins

Isn't that what the Navy means when they say "Go to the head?"

LOL!

Yep, organic TP

Note to self: under no circumstances do you eat salad at Rocky's house.........

Get some tamales, dinner and a wipe

I went to the bank a few days ago and drew out 3,000 of these. I'm fine for now and months to come.

Jokes aside, there's plenty of it in the stores here now. Kleenex is non-existant and paper towels are here and there but the TP shortage appears to be winding down.

To your re-leaf, we're flush with success.

We just got back from Safeway and Walmart...None

Wife found some at Lowe's of all places and paper towels.

Sounds like your toilet paper problem abruptly came to a head.

The only product on the paper aisle at Albertson's yesterday was a few boxes of stinky lotion added tissues. No TP, no paper towels, no napkins, no butt wipes.

That stuff feels pretty good, actually...so I hear from some women...

Same here this morning. Nothing lacking that I could see.

Never could stand that color on those things - much more appropriate for this purpose than for dealing with food.

POTTY MOUTH !!!!

You big tease!

The mullein is just beginning to break the surface,

Cowboy Toilet Paper

Panic shows no sign of slowing here -- you could fly the Enterprise at Warp 10 through the paper aisles at all the grocers -- and not a sheet to flutter.

People may wish they had paper magazine subscriptions instead of online before this is over.

Or get the WSJ!

Family Dollar came though for me today. Toilet paper! I got 8 rolls. When I parked, I saw a woman coming out with 6 huge bundles. Must have been 120 rolls. I don’t get it.

Haven't you heard??? Sh*t's gettin' real!!!

Eight rolls? I can't imagine being contented with less than 80.

Put aside your winter greens and break out the Spring mix.

Still waiting for the mullien to get big enough to pluck a few leaves. I think we have enough TP to keep us until that happens.

I want my stimulus money in well used one dollar bills.