I had never seen these before and bought them on a whim.





Flat amazing.

LOL

i see it has the good old hydrolyzed soy protein.

Bet those didn't suck.

Combine with eggs, cheese and a bagel.

Good-bye hangover.

Why invite one’s mother to dinner when you could just speak to mathman?

Multiple possibilities.

Anything else would be uncivilized....

Pretty sure MtnBoomer said those were made in China......

Food, beer, and whisky Karen! 🤣🤣

Philistines

Steak Umm's for da rich folk!

To be fair, just about any processed meat with egg and cheese on a bagel makes a fine meal.
I'll be on the lookout fore these.

Just have some Spam you januses.

Don't be one dimensional, Jim.

You gotta broaden your horizons. Expand your mind, belt line, and arterial pathways.......

I have honestly never seen anything like that out here.

Lol. Me either. But processed steak patties fried in butter are rarley a bad choice.

Well, they sure don't say Darn Tough on the label.

Does Costco carry them at a discount?

I've got to make a run over to the big town that's got a Costco in a couple of months. Might just have to try some if they do.

He IS the self appointed campfire connesuir ( i know. ) of all things food and drink.

True but these have a flavor that is fairly unique. And you can grill them, fry them or just throw them on a cookie sheet.

Might become a deer camp staple for some.

Not true. I leave wine to those who know better.

More likely Publix or Piggly Wiggly.

Me either.

After we cooked the first package I ran out and bought five more for the freezer.

They're $4.98 for six.

These were in Wal-Mart. In the big open freezer units they keep the turkeys and frozen beef patties.

We’re you singing Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue?? Dancing all the way to the freezers in Walmart. Stopped did the air guitar solo and kept on going singing at the top of your lungs HOME SWEET HOME!

We ain't got them round these parts.

Will a 7-11 or U Totem do? Circle K?

But, I bet once those folks at Costco see how well they're selling in certain areas, they'll have some made up to sell under the Kirkland brand. Then, we're in like Flynn

Checked, no Wallys 30 mile radius in stock.

Left Coast SOL Geno.

None here either. Those are the stores I remember from the 60s when I used to visit FL every Summer. Last time I was there was 1994 for a funeral.

Website shows these retailers.

[img]www.stehouwersfrozenfoods.com/retailers/[/img]

Losers.

Hot damn! We have both a Kroger and a Sav-a-lot.

Don’t tell mathman; I live in dread of disappointing him.

Cut a glazed donut in half and put yer sizzler in there.

That’s a good idea.

Add some mustard and we are in business.

No luck in the local Walmart’s.

Sorry, Dave.

Next best thing is red hots. The red ones that come in a sack.
Cook em til they burst. Yellow mustard.

Not to rub it in but I just did another Sizzler run.

And got a new knife in the process. LOL

You don't even need to cook em.

That's OK,

we don't get any Cheerwine out here either.

But, in the beach cities there seems to be a plethora of those Razors and Ruckus thingies.

And more importantly,............................................... Bikinis! ( I don't see many up here tho, I guess 27F isn't conducive to bikini fashion)

Pics of the knife?

Don't forget overly skinny wimmens.

How skinny?

Tara Reid rehab skinny?

Not available in local Walmart, but is available on line at $97ish a case of 48/3oz packages.

Big Dave, she may need to diet a little bit.

Skinny like this:

Did he need a new knife to cut the Sizzlers?

“Skinny” must be a new word for “perfect”.

The guys who say I like them too skinny are chubby chasers.

Looks like a Ethiopian that was last in line at the UN food truck.

Easier to catch?

Same gal:



If she's a starving Ethiopian to you then you definitely are a chubby chaser.

$13.00!!!!

Are you married?

Marriage increases appreciation of the fatties?

Yes. Give that bag of bones a cheeseburger, a steak, some fries, and a milk shake.
I like curves, not bony protrusions.

No.

I'm just asking if you're married.

No.

Loser.

No, but greatly increases the risk associated with using the term “fatty”.

That gal reminds me of Olga Kurylenko, definitely not a fatty.

She is, has a wife

Yep she has turned into a carpet muncher. Katheryn Bell Divorced her old man and took the kids to live with her new love...................damn shame as she is one fine speciman!

misspelling was intentional???

Hard to go wrong for $13.

I like her. She seems nice.

Those were a staple for me in my bachelor days and I made them for my wife a few times, too.

I'd get them frying in a big pan, (in butter,, of course) and when about halfway done, add sliced onions and bread slices to the pan. When everything was done, the patties, onions and a slice of mild cheese would go on the grilled bread. Greasy and delicious.

I bet that's some good eats
Never saw those anywhere
Thanks for posting that

Think we can find them here in Sketchikan?

The shaved ribeye on that website looks pretty tasty too!

Just ordered a case, should make some good campin food. Thanks for the nudge Clarke

Where'd ya order from ,Jud?!?!

I need to get some scrapple inbound as well!

Foodservicedirect.com

48 for $97.26 shipped. 👍😂

Perfect camp food.

Hope you and yours enjoy them.

I may or may not have had three the other night. With six eggs.

LOL

Made in Grand Rapids!

D'ju 2 chat?

Haha I'll try looking around. FoodServiceDirect wont do Alaska. Maybe A&P.

I don't like my women to speak.

Nothing at Safeway

Tell me bout yer whim , Clark. Motor Scooter???

I found the sizzlers at Wallys between the Chittlins and the Boneless Pork Rectums..................gonna make a gassarule.

Those look amazing. I'll look around and see if anybody here carries them.

Full case of (Sizzlas) due Monday bitches!!! Fuuck ya all!!!😂😂

looks like they sell those at walmart. hopefully the local one has them. they look good.

Got em today, hell ya!! 👍

You sizzlin'....

Oh tender tasty lil morsels, think they’d make the ultimate patty melt... 👍

Oh yeah.

Throw one of those in the middle of two beef patties with a ton of cheese.

LOL

😂😂

Are they organic?

Well, carbon based, so yes!

Does that override the chemistry set soy sauce?

I see “soy” listed in the ingredients three times. Soy’s healthy, right?

Speaking of soy, I picked up a pack of Impossible Burger the other day on my more-or-less once-a-month grocery run. $6.99 a pound. Looks like burger. Raw, it smells like nothing you’d want to eat, and you definitely don’t want to give it a sniff while it’s cooking. Once cooked, it tastes like burger, more or less. With some cheese and ketchup on a bun, some would never notice the difference between it and cheap beef like you get at a fast food place. Definitely better than the regular veggie burgers like Boca Burger that tastes like recycled Stove Top Stuffing with liquid smoke added. I could eat this in a pinch, as long as I didn’t have to smell it first. Fortunately, I ain’t in a pinch.

Maybe, it used to be !

Today, 99.8% of all soy product is genetically modified.

Not going in my body.

Thats pretty damned expensive.

What can I say? COVID cabin fever can make you toss caution to the winds in search of entertainment.

I tried to copy the ingredients, but the clever rascals wouldn’t permit it. Lots of stuff there that mathman probably wouldn’t like.

I prefer my soy to be processed through chickens, pigs, and cattle first.

I'm not a health nut, I just have a vendetta against fake soy sauce.

Pretty sure that’s in there too. Ain’t much that isn’t.

So, what brand of soy sauce do you buy? We use Kikkoman, but the wife also buys some darker stuff that’s really strong when we can find it. Funny, but she never heard of fish sauce until I bought some; not common in Northern China apparently.

My first post in the thread:

That is what fake soy sauce is made of.

i use Kikkoman, it's real and readily available.

I sell premium beef for under 5 dollars a pound.


Fugging soy beans!

Mostly for red meat I eat venison that costs me about $200 a pound. Only an estimate; probably higher if I really added it all up.

Don’t worry, my soyburger research is complete.