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Gentleman,I'm pleased to announce my new line of high performance handles.

They are painstakingly injection crafted and of higly questionable materials. MUCH thought has gone into both aesthetics and ergonomics,as well as articulate detail to minutia. These are CUSTOM creations,right outta my own yard.

For the discriminating Sportsman,they are labeled in exacting accordance to their respective excellence and will surely set you apart from your pards.



I must be upfront in relating the following: Your initials,favorite joke or likeness,can be added but the cost is influenced by how much I've had to drink. (For the fiscallly shrewed,you'd do well to call for a cut-rate,here in a coupla hours)

Now what MIGHT not be readily apparent,is my attention to detail and their respective subtle nuances. This pattern is my "Switch Hitter",in that its excels in both a conventional mounting or as a thumbhole.



No expense on my part,has been spared to yield a nonsensical assembly. The swivel mounting fixtures,are of 100% brass construction and mounted in a manner to facillitate bullet proof fastening. THAT is 3M tape!

The aerated butt section is a safety feature,for hostile environments. Without losing cheekweld,one can discern a dangerous oncoming strong-sided charge,with just a flick of the blinkers and a casual gaze through my soon to be Patented "Butt Porthole".

One can nonchalantly determine danger,go thumbhole ASAP and deal with said threat in hasty fashion. The concept exceeds being "novel" and will likely be copied by all makers. BEWARE of immitators,with hidden agendas. My portholes are cut less a jig fixture,freehand and only after swilling suds. Do NOT be duped,elsewhere,for round holes running concentric!

The second generation,will incorporate a hinged buttplate,replete with brass piano hinge. A locking hasp can be ordered,but is a steep upgrade,as is the combo lock.

To promote cooling,a wandering POI and moisture extraction,I thoughtfully incorporated a swiss-cheesed forend. The benefits are many,though most escape me,currently. Regardless,you'll like it and deem it necessary on all stocks confined within your respective stables.

I will NOT,alter your existing handle. This is a pro,proo,proppriuh,propriet...idea all of my own accord and not to be infringed upon,by lesser offerings of suspect lineage.



Currently,I am not sponsored by the Coors Corp.,though I expect a phone call any time. If/when that union comes to fruition,the suds will be on me. Until then,it is strictly B.Y.O.

Weighing my Artistic abilities,hectic work schedule,price of suds and countless hours required,I'm gonna lowball the initial production run pricing,so as to get the ball rolling.

To those of you who disdain CRF,conventional projectiles and Trolls,I offer the non-personalized version at $499.99. Shipping will be $0.01.

Those deviating from said path,will be charged $699 and shipping is at $213,though a courtesy '06 empty will be enclosed,as a good faith trinket.

Should you find fault with received merchandise,I suggest that you not order another,though I enjoy folks bucking my wisdom.

I appreciate your time and look forward to brisk business...................

Stick a compass somewhere in the handle, and you've got yourself a customer! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

dave

Stick, Just guess here but any chance you finished off those Coors, before this post? :-) TM

This is a long shot...butt would you take a McMillan A2 in swirley o.d.camo as part trade?

Note to self: forget the pending(unmentioned) GPS unit installation,in grip cap,for the high browed fraternity.

Point taken................


TM,

Actually don't drink (much) Coor's.

However,am willing to bill you for a case,so as to Customize YOUR stock....................(grin)

Stick,

I am heap big impressed. I'd like three of them if they are available for a Socko. Two S/A and one L/A. If in the furure, your creation is available for the Wby MK-5 action. I would like one of those, as well. I would like to be the first in MI to achieve such revered status.

Thanks for your consideration...

Good Shooting...

the9.3Guy

At this time,my tooling doesn't allow my carving McMillan handles.

Perhaps after my business has boomed,I can cash you out and you can roll those funds into one of my Custom creations?

Until then,I gotta pass..................

A toilet paper holder would be a good up-grade too! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
757

I might add that the aerated front,provides means of emergency weiner retention. One can retain 4 franks within the sculpted recesses and lay buns along the protruding barrel,for a hasty campfire meal,for Sportsman on the go.

The upgraded hinged buttstock model,is a means of emergency weiner storage and mustard packets can be accessed through the thumbhole.

Much thought has gone into the ergonomics. This ain't your Granpappy's stock!...............

9.3,

Sad here,to burst your bubble.

With wild eyed expectation,I am tooled solely to create SUCKS stocks.

I might could whooop out my hot glue gun,some 5200 and "tweak" the illustrated pattern,in order to accept a different barreled action.

Prices will go through the roof,but quality will be commensurate,of what has been already illustrated. All corners cut,will be due to necessity.....................

Stick, I,m sure Jerry Fisher will wants dibs on the design for his all Exhibition Snob's a$$ English Walnut version. Hold out for the BIG BUCKS,, Doc Stone <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Like I said, you would have been much better off fishing today.

I'm currently circling,in a holding pattern,awaiting financial windfall....................

Can letcha' test drive that Bad Boy on your Ti,but you gotta supply the hot dogs.

I'll take pictures,for my pending brochure.................

I emailed and PM'ed you elebitty-billion times trying to negotiate a bulk rate price. Now I expect I will be under minded by the first, "I'll take it". You must understand that when I sent my message I had a price in mind that you should honor. Since I had agreed in my own mind to said price you are obligated to fulfill insinuated contractual agreements, even if said electronic messages never arrived. Now have I made myself perfectly clear! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I'll bring the cheezy dogs if you mount a 12 OZ liquid refreshment holder on that Bad Boy.

BS,

I'll take one if you can you install an ivory forend and grip cap? I would also like a real buffalo skin covered recoil pad so I am of proper pecking order at the next big grand shamboo hunting convention. When can you ship? Or I may just fly out to hand pick one too if thats okay?


Thanks,

MtnHtr

Whatcha' cain't see,is the "gravity refreshment tubing". It runs from the twin beverage holding Shooting Helmet and runs through the aft Buttstock Porthole and is affixed between one's lips to fend dehydration.

Now please understand,this is a safety device and isn't to be abused at altitude.

Let's go shoot some Chickum' Eggs and make a tape for the boys? You can run the trigger and I'll run the shutter,until the refreshment tubing starts to get the best of ya'.

Then I'll begrudgingly give it a whirl....................(grin)

I forgot to add the obvious. There is a DISCOUNT for those that arrive with suds.

You get a courtesy poem about a gent from Nantuckett,your initials engraved for free(on your rig) and a spent '06 hull.

Details to be solidified by PM,so as to not have a public record......................

......and that is why he is known as "Crazy Larry" around our house!


I'll take two shots of whatever you're having (just to catch up). LMFAO