A Texas State Trooper pulls over two guys from out of state, just as they cross the state line.
Trooper walks up to the driver's door and taps in the window. When the driver rolls it down the trooper slaps him in he face. "What's that for?!?", shouts the driver. Trooper replies, "When the Texas Highway Patrol pulls you over, you have your window rolled down when he gets to it."
Trooper looks into the car and slaps the driver again, on the other side of his face. "What was that for!?!?", shouts the driver. "When the Texas Highway Patrol pulls you over, you have your license and insurance ready for him when he gets to your rolled down window."
"OK, OK", says the driver.
Trooper reaches in the car an open hand slaps the driver again. Before the driver can ask, the Trooper says,"When you talk to the Texas Highway Patrol, you don't say OK, you say Yes Sir."
Trooper hands the driver his ticket who replies, "Yes sir. Anything else sir?"
"One more thing...", says the trooper as he walks to he passenger door. Passenger pulls out his license, rolls down his window.....And the trooper reaches in the car and slaps him as hard as he can. "What did I do?!?!?", screams the passenger.
"Nothing, that's for about three miles down the road when you say I WISH THAT SUCKER WOULD'VE TRIED THAT WITH ME."
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