Ended up with MetroPCS.

$40 even, tax and all, a month for unlimited everything, though they throttle back data after the first 2GB.

The phone is a Galaxy something or other. It sucks next to iphones but they didn't have one. I'll likely shop up an older 5s and switch it over.

“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”