It's all about dignity. People shouldn't be forced to work for low wages and eat economy. It's undignified. They should be able to grow fat and lazy eating whatever the "F" they want.

You conservative meanies.

Frankly, I think they should be eating MREs, but the calorie count would probably give them heart attacks at an early age...wait a minute...



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