Nice insults boxer! So generic too, you could use those in almost any situation again and again. A few verbs and some weird spelling, presto.
Another way to go would be a little more specific. Like this- I bet you are actually a repressed homosexual, (don’t get me wrong, it’s the repressed part you need to work on, it’s fine that you’re gay), with at least one failed marriage under your belt and probably estranged from at least a few members of your family, your dad was probably not very nice to you, he almost certainly knew and just didn't know how to handle it. If you deny it it’s an obvious lie, and if you dismiss or avoid the topic, it’s obviously true. Actually it’s already obviously true, so just skip ahead to the part where you start misspelling cuss words again. That’s so amazing!
Back to the rifle I am curious how folks would have handles that, pressure point or full length barrel bed?
