In high school a friend of mine and I walked up to an Ivy League booth at the college fair. Before I could introduce myself to the gentleman manning the booth (we'd set up an interview earlier that week) my friend asked him, "What does your GDP have to be to get in?"
The look on this recruiters face was priceless. Needless to say I was judged by the company I kept...
The best gun one is for me was trying to explain to my old boss (and fellow engineer) how a bullet can not go too fast and zip through a deer before expanding.
Hey, that last is, or used to be, hotly debated.
