A guy came into the store last week looking to buy a 3" semi-auto. I showed a number of shotguns. Around 45 minutes later he had narrowed it down to a Vinci or an A300 Outlander. An hour later he still couldn't decide which one to buy. He kept calling people and asking for advice and then would shoulder each shotgun again. I was hungry, needed to take a piss really bad and we had shoppers stacking up and getting frustrated at having to wait for this snapperhead to make up his mind so someone could help them. I'm not admitting I'm a smartass but I finally said, " Benelli is currently offering free oil changes for a year on the Vinci." The guy said, " Oh that's cool, I'll take the Vinci." Now what do I do? Tell him it was a joke and hope he doesn't get mad and complain to mgmt, or just roll with it and hope he doesn't need an oil change and call Benelli? Decided to go with the flow and will keep my fingers crossed.
