RevMike is a great source for all kinds of ROF (Reactionary Old Fart) stuff.
Hey, I just tuned-in to this thread, and I'm not sure if that that's a compliment or not!
When I turned 50 one of my parishioners said, "You know, 50 is the new 30." I said, "Well, I wish someone would tell that to both my body and my mind. They're still operating under the old calendar!"