Sig Sauers are better than sex
You are definately either doing it wrong, or with a not so sexy woman to come up with THAT one.
I too have owned some Sig handguns, and they are not even close to as nice as good sex. As in with one's wife in a monogomous and loving relationship.
And if you, as you say, don't care for the cuddling afterwards.... very sad. For all concerned.