If you use any of these terms there's a better than even chance you also wear sparkly pocket jeans, order drinks with umbrellas, your caffeinated beverages are most likely soy lattes with all the gayest additives and trying to decide which bathroom to use while you're at Target buying more sparkly pocket jeans, is enough stress to send you whimpering to your therapist (whom you have on speed dial).
You said it very well !! I have very very similar feelings.
