Got this other stuff that I guess is technically called 'cologne' but my wife likes it enough she buys it for me. Caswell-Massey "Newport"...I don't think they sell it a Wal-mart but we don't fret the little things. I'd say it works 100% of the time, 60% of the time. Might put on a drop or two and maybe even take a shower, it's only Monday but it was pretty muggy mowing the lawn.

I'd describe the scent of a subtle blend of musk, citrus and send the fughking kids to their rooms.


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